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Sometimes the voices in my head get bullied by the voices in my stomach.

3 months ago

Social media is proof that even mental hospitals have WiFi.

3 months ago

I told my psychiatrist I’ve been hearing voices lately. He told me I don’t have a psychiatrist.

3 months ago

My therapist says he can’t take any more of my talk and that I should join a group. So, here I am.

3 months ago

Deleting my mental health to focus on social media.

3 months ago

My mental health is as reliable as a flashlight in a horror film.

3 months ago

Always stay crazy. Otherwise you’ll go crazy.

3 months ago

Me as the therapist: “Listen, just take a nap!”

3 months ago

The only reason I haven’t gone crazy yet is because I’m just too lazy.

3 months ago

Therapy isn’t enough. I need to run my brain through the dishwasher.

3 months ago

Only thing that can cure my depression is $500 million.

3 months ago

I’m gonna start telling men I know a spot and it’s just me dropping them off at therapy.

3 months ago

I didn’t really mind the voices in my head until one of them started their own podcast.

3 months ago

Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.

3 months ago

Doing an hour of self-care after 23 hours of self-destruction.

3 months ago

Here’s to another day of outward smiles and inward screams.

3 months ago

Life hack: give yourself 8 to 12 hours of alone time in the morning to mentally prepare for the day.

3 months ago

Self-esteem’s so bad my fantasies are hurting my feelings.

3 months ago

My stress stresses me out to the point where I’m too stressed to deal with my stress.

3 months ago

Due to intense brain fog all of my thoughts have been grounded until further notice.

3 months ago