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Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my train wreck of a life.
Deciding if I should heal or just give up and go completely insane.
Me: what can possibly go wrong though. Anxiety: I’m glad you asked.
A lobotomy and a forehead kiss would fix everything.
It’s healthy to be a little insane sometimes.

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1 month ago
Share →: Need a permanent vacuum for unwanted thoughts.

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"BRB, just setting up an all-you-can-suck brain buffet! 🧠😅🌀"
1 month ago
Share →: I just want peace, not a notification every time someone breathes.

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"Is there an app for inner peace that doesn’t need constant updates? 😂📵🧘‍♂️"
1 month ago
Share →: Venting to ChatGPT is crazy, y’all turning schizophrenic.

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"Spilling my tea to ChatGPT like it's my therapist… does this mean I owe it co-pay now? 🤖💬🍵 #RobotConfessions"
1 month ago
Share →: Twitter is great because you can get good life advice from other emotionally unstable adults.

Commentary:
"Finally, a place where questionable advice meets relatable chaos! 🐦😂 #AdultingTogether"
1 month ago
Share →: I smoke weed for my mental health and your personal safety.

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"Keeping the peace one puff at a time! 🌿😌✌️ #SafetyFirst"
1 month ago
Share →: My brain is on airplane mode today.

Commentary:
"Looks like my thought process took a vacation without me! ✈️🧠😴"
1 month ago
Share →: Can’t, I’m pulling it together.

Commentary:
"BRB, busy using duct tape and coffee! ☕️😂 #LifeInProgress"
2 months ago
Share →: Therapy is nice but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.

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"Why pay for therapy when you can have a Grammy-winning performance in traffic? 🚗🎤🎶"
2 months ago
Share →: I used to have this mental illness where I thought logical arguments would change someone’s mind.

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"Ah, the good old days when my superpower was 'argue-man-tation' 🦸‍♂️🧠🤯 Turns out, people wear 'logic-repellent' like it's perfume! 😂🌀"
2 months ago
Share →: If you feel fat and sad just know it’s someone out there fatter than you.

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"Remember, in the great buffet of life, there's always someone going back for seconds! 🍔😂 #NotTheOnlySnackInThePack"