Funny Mercury quotes

Did you ever stop to ask how Mercury feels about being in retrograde? No, because you only think about yourself.

Funny Quotes 2 weeks ago

Mercury is no longer in retrograde, so never trust a cow because the sun can’t swim.

Funny Quotes 3 weeks ago

I used to blame all my problems on my parents, but now that I’m a grown up, I have come to terms with the fact that when bad things happen to me, it’s probably just that Mercury’s in retrograde again.

Funny Quotes 3 weeks ago

Freddie Mercury, Venus Williams, and Bruno Mars walk into a bar. They didn’t planet that way.

Funny Quotes 3 weeks ago

Is Mercury in reggaeton?

Funny Quotes 4 weeks ago