Funny quotes Mercury

Funny Mercury quotes

Is Mercury in reggaeton?

2 months ago

Did you ever stop to ask how Mercury feels about being in retrograde? No, because you only think about yourself.

3 months ago

Mercury is no longer in retrograde, so never trust a cow because the sun can’t swim.

3 months ago

I used to blame all my problems on my parents, but now that I’m a grown up, I have come to terms with the fact that when bad things happen to me, it’s probably just that Mercury’s in retrograde again.

3 months ago

Freddie Mercury, Venus Williams, and Bruno Mars walk into a bar. They didn’t planet that way.

3 months ago