Funny quotes Mercury

Funny Mercury quotes

Is Mercury in reggaeton?

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

Did you ever stop to ask how Mercury feels about being in retrograde? No, because you only think about yourself.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Mercury is no longer in retrograde, so never trust a cow because the sun can’t swim.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

I used to blame all my problems on my parents, but now that I’m a grown up, I have come to terms with the fact that when bad things happen to me, it’s probably just that Mercury’s in retrograde again.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Freddie Mercury, Venus Williams, and Bruno Mars walk into a bar. They didn’t planet that way.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025