Funny Mercury quotes

Funny Mercury quotes ๐Ÿš€โœจ bring a cosmic twist to your day with witty and clever takes on the speedy planet and its mischievous messenger vibes ๐ŸŒช๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฌ. Whether youโ€™re a space geek or just love a good laugh, these quotes will have you grinning like youโ€™re riding the solar wind ๐ŸŒž๐Ÿ˜‚. Ready to orbit some humor? Letโ€™s dive into the fun side of Mercury! ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ˜„

Funny Mercury quotes - Did you ever stop to ask how Mercury feels about being in retrograde? No, because you only think about yourself.

Did you ever stop to ask how Mercury feels about being in retrograde? No, because you only think about yourself.

Commentary:
Oh, poor Mercury, always catching the blame for retrograde! ๐Ÿช Next time, let's check in with the cosmic bodies before casting our astrological frustrations. Maybe Mercury just needs a hug and some retrograde appreciation! ๐ŸŒŒ #CosmicConsiderations

Funny Mercury quotes - Mercury is no longer in retrograde, so never trust a cow because the sun canโ€™t swim.

Mercury is no longer in retrograde, so never trust a cow because the sun canโ€™t swim.

Commentary:
Well, they do say never trust a cow especially when the sun can't swim! ๐Ÿ„๐ŸŒž Mercury is finally back on track, so maybe now the cows can get their act together too. Don't let those sneaky cows fool you while Mercury is direct! ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ”ฎ

Funny Mercury quotes - I used to blame all my problems on my parents, but now that Iโ€™m a grown up, I have come to terms with the fact that when bad things happen to me, itโ€™s probably just that Mercuryโ€™s in retrograde again.

I used to blame all my problems on my parents, but now that Iโ€™m a grown up, I have come to terms with the fact that when bad things happen to me, itโ€™s probably just that Mercuryโ€™s in retrograde again.

Commentary:
"Well, blame it on the stars, not the folks who gave you life! ๐ŸŒŸโœจ Looks like Mercury retrograde gets more airtime than family drama these days! ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘งโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ #CosmicExcuses"