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"Oh, the sweet freedom of not having social plans! π
Who knew a global pandemic would make introverts feel like party animals? π #SorryNotSorry #IntrovertLife"
68 Funny miss quotes
I just want someone to miss me the way my 3 year old nephew misses me when I go to the washroom.
I miss the good olβ days until I remember things like having to get out of my chair and smack the TV to get a clearer picture.
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Ah, the nostalgia for simpler times…when "adjusting the antenna" was a high-stakes mission requiring Jedi-like precision and a firm hand! πΊπ₯ Who needs streaming services when you've got the power of percussive maintenance, am I right? π #ThrowbackThursdays #TheOriginalRemoteControl
Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.
The only thing I miss all day is my bed.
I miss making out in public and making people feel uncomfortable.
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Ah, the art of PDA β the perfect blend of affection and causing a stir! πππ« Let's bring back the butterflies and awkward glances, because who doesn't love a good public smooch that leaves others feeling a tad flustered? Remember, a little discomfort never hurt anyone… well, except for the unsuspecting onlookers! π #MakingOutMischief
Throwing a spear at your enemy is a bad gamble. If you miss, you have no spear now and heβs just fine. Heβs better than fine; now he has a spear.
