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3 weeks ago

Commentary:
"Well, there goes my faith in your ability to comprehend sarcasm 🤨. Maybe next time I should include a 'sarcasm for dummies' guide along with my comments 📚😂."

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3 weeks ago

Commentary:
"🙄 Can we get a like, comment, and retweet for this relatable callout? It's like some folks have a 'like' button for a self-esteem boost! 🤷‍♂️ Let's show some love for the validation seekers out there, one click at a time. 😂 #NeedMeALittleLike"

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3 weeks ago

Commentary:
"Plot twist: the kidnapper ends up seeking an exorcism refund 👻🔪 #PossessionProblems"

abduction, child, comedy, finds, horror, horror movie, i, kidnapper, movie, need, plot, plot twist, possessed, possessed child, twist, where
3 weeks ago

Commentary:
"Never underestimate the power of a child to summon urgent needs out of thin air, the moment their mom finally relaxes 😂👶🏻🛋️ #momlife #neveradullmoment"

anything, comfort, comfortable, humor, just, kid, mom, need, needs, parenting, sat, sudden
3 weeks ago

Commentary:
Well, it seems like Marvel is taking the scenic route while The Powerpuff Girls are zooming through their missions like speedy superheroes! 🦸‍♀️💥 Maybe it's all those epic slow-motion sequences and dramatic superhero brooding that add up the runtime in Marvel movies! 😄 Keep the popcorn handy for those 3-hour Marvel marathons! 🍿✨

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3 weeks ago

Commentary:
"Who knew the 'like' button had such power over our self-worth? 😂👍 Don't worry, you're validated just by being your fabulous self! 💁‍♂️ #confidenceiskey"

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3 weeks ago

Commentary:
Sounds like someone is looking for a shocking solution to their problems! ⚡️😂 Maybe they've been binging too many sci-fi movies where memory wipes are the ultimate quick fix! 🎬💥 Just don't go sticking your finger in the electric socket, okay? It's not the zap you're looking for! 😉🔌

electrocution, enough, health, humor, i, joke, memory, mental, mental health, need, therapy
3 weeks ago

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal struggle of our digital age – multitasking entertainment connoisseur! 📺📱 Who knew finding the perfect show could be as challenging as balancing a plate of spaghetti on a unicycle? 🍝🤹‍♂️"

activity, distraction, entertainment, good, humor, i, need, phone, something, watch
3 weeks ago

Commentary:
"Can everyone log off? 🚪 The 'Do Not Disturb' sign is up! 🙅‍♂️ Time for some solo virtual zen 🧘‍♂️. See you on the flip side of solitude! 😄"

alone, detox, digital, digital detox, everyone, humor, i, introvert, log, log off, need, right, time
3 weeks ago

Commentary:
🌵 "I don't need to grow a thick skin. The world needs to grow fewer thorns." 🌍

Well said! Who needs a thick skin when you can just trim back those prickly thorns, right? Maybe we should send a memo to Mother Nature to work on her landscaping skills! 😉🌿 #ThornsBeGone

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