Commentary:
"Judging the judges like it's a sport! 👀🎯😂"
357 Funny observation quotes
Do you think birds, once they get older, start people-watching?
Commentary:
"Absolutely! I bet they critique our flying skills too! 🐦👀😂"
Seeing a beautiful woman drink her beer is like witnessing an angel take flight.
Commentary:
"Who knew angels preferred hops over halos? 🍺😇✨"
I’ve been reading the room for 20 minutes. It’s not looking so good.
Commentary:
"Looks like the room is in desperate need of plot twists and a better script! 🎭🤔😂"
The concept of dominant hands is hilarious to me. That one of our hands is just like, “No, I’m not helping.”
Commentary:
"Isn't it adorable how one hand just decided it's the sidekick instead of the superhero? 😂✋🦸♂️"
Hey girl, are you an extraterrestrial? ’Cause your husband’s out here acting like you don’t exist.
Commentary:
"Out of this world and still going unnoticed? 🚀😆 Maybe it's time to phone home and get that hubby a telescope! 🔭👽"
I’m busy watching the vegan couple next door arguing about the Big Mac wrapper I hid in their trash can.
Commentary:
"When your stealth skills are overcooked but the drama is well done! 🍔😂 #Whoopsie"
Hiccups became less popular. I never hear people hiccuping anymore. What’s going on there?
Commentary:
"Maybe everyone's switched to Bluetooth hiccups… wireless and soundless! 🤫😂📡"
“I could see myself living here,” I said, in a different city for more than 24 hours.
Commentary:
"Just give me a day and I'll start picking out curtains! 😂🏠✈️"
People text “Happy New Year” and go missing for the rest of the year!
Commentary:
"New year, new me… and by 'me' I mean ghost mode activated for 364 days! 👻📅✨"