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1 week ago
Share →: “Dating pool” is incredibly optimistic. More like dating drainage.

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"Right?! My dating life feels more like ‘fishing with no bait’ 😂🎣💔"
1 month ago
Share →: My toxic trait is optimism.

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"Optimism: turning 'uh-oh' into 'wheee!' since forever! 😅☀️ #ToBoldlyHope"
1 month ago
Share →: It’s not even a crush. it’s just unsupervised hope.

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"When your heart's a runaway train and your brain's not even on board! 🚂💔🤦‍♂️"
3 months ago
Share →: One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.

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"Who needs a good memory when you can just forget about all the things that make you unhappy? Maybe that's the key to eternal bliss – just keep forgetting all the bad stuff!"
4 months ago
Share →: They should invent a good thing that happens.

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"If only there was a 'Good Luck Fairy' we could summon whenever needed! 🧚‍♂️ Maybe we can start a petition for that! 😉✨"
4 months ago
Share →: Cheer up! Your biggest mistake is probably still ahead of you.

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"Cheer up, my friend! Remember, your biggest mistake is like a surprise party waiting to happen. Just make sure to bring cake and balloons!"
4 months ago
Share →: Whenever you are feeling down, remember you’re the sperm that won.

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"Next time you're feeling low, just remember – you're the Michael Phelps of sperm! Keep swimming, champ!"
4 months ago
Share →: Super excited about a brand new week of hanging on by a thread.

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"Ready to tackle Monday like a boss, even if it means holding on to that thread for dear life! 🤣💪 Bring it on, week, we'll keep hanging in there like the resilient champs we are! 🙌 #MondayMotivation"
4 months ago
Share →: “It can’t get any worse than this”, I lie to myself knowing it will absolutely get worse.

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"Ah, the eternal optimism of telling ourselves it can’t get worse… only to be spectacularly proven wrong! 🙈 Hang in there, you're in for a wild ride of going from bad to worse! 🎢😂"
5 months ago
Share →: Here’s to a new year of making the same old mistakes, but with far more enthusiasm.

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Cheers to another year of perfecting the art of repeating history with an impressive level of enthusiasm! 🥂🎉 May our mistakes be legendary and our optimism unwavering as we embark on this thrilling journey of trial and error! 😄 #NewYearSameMistakes