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Are you the sun? Because you need to stay about 92,960,000 miles away from me.

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In the 90s, you’d always find your way to some stranger’s house.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has viewed:

Life is so exciting. I was in my bedroom and now I’m in the living room. Who knows where I’ll go next.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has viewed:

I’ve been in a bad mood since like 2010.

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College is literally just you, your laptop, and your water bottle against the world.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has downloaded:

Old people get so mad when you’re young and tired.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has viewed:

Nothing prepared me for how much of my adult life would be spent hiding from people I know at the grocery store.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has shared:

Pinterest algorithm is like a loving dad who fills the whole fridge with oranges after seeing you enjoy one.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has downloaded:

Police officer: please step out of your vehicle. Me: after this song, hold on.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has downloaded:

I’m never early… unless we’re talking about the airport.

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Spotted on Messenger:

HR has told me to stop saying ‘How stupid can you be?’ to members of staff. They’re worried it’s being taken as a challenge.

Shared recently on YouTube:

He said he thinks I’m resilient to everything, so I thanked him, but on second thought, he may have low key called me a cockroach.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Dating over 40 is like Hide and Seek but no one is looking for you.

Trending via Reddit:

I am on a diet where you just speak Italian: “Pasta,” “Pizza,” and “I’m leaving Rooma for dessert.”

Going viral on Twitch:

The goose: Canada’s most violent saxophone.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Thinking about quitting my job to focus on my girlfriend.

Live now on Messenger:

I don’t understand, “kill them with kindness”; can I use a lightsaber instead?

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

We use our phones to watch videos that remind us of what life was like before we had phones.

Making waves on WeChat:

How many of y’all are “burn a CD” and “lime wire” old?

Going viral on TikTok:

Perhaps moths don’t seek the light, but are simply fleeing the darkness.

Home » Funny Optimism Quotes

48 Funny optimism quotes

Funny optimism quotes 🌟 are the perfect pick-me-up when life gets a little too serious 😂! They sprinkle humor into positivity, reminding us that laughter is the best way to tackle life’s ups and downs. Whether you’re feeling down or just need a giggle, these witty words are sure to boost your spirits and keep you smiling 😄. Dive into a world where joy meets jest, and let the laughter begin! 🎉

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My favorite conspiracy theory is that everything is going to be OK.

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Warning: not watching the news may lead to a heightened sense of joy, security, and optimism.

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2 months ago

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Anyone who thinks being a pessimist isn’t any fun fails to appreciate the joy of saying, ‘I told you so.’

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2 months ago

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I’m just here trying to spread a little joy while the world burns. Is that so wrong?

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2 months ago

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I hope I find $10,000 on the floor later.

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My favorite conspiracy theory is that things will get better.

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2 months ago

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“Dating pool” is incredibly optimistic. More like dating drainage.

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2 months ago

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My toxic trait is optimism.

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2 months ago

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It’s not even a crush. it’s just unsupervised hope.

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One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.

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84 shares on Twitch this month:

That urge to nap between 3 p.m. – 5 p.m. is no joke.

80 shares on Reddit this month:

The rainforest cafe won’t be authentic enough for me if they don’t bulldoze 40% of the restaurant while I’m there.

95 shares on Pinterest this month:

Therapy isn’t enough. I need to run my brain through the dishwasher.

74 shares on Pinterest this month:

Microdosing bungee jumping by bending over to pick up a hair tie.

16 shares on Instagram this month:

I’m soirée for my mispronunciation of French words.

54 shares on YouTube this month:

Some 100 private jets will fly to Venice for Jeff Bezos’ wedding, and I recycle yoghurt cup lids.

65 shares on Telegram this month:

Don’t rub your happiness in people’s faces this Valentine’s Day. Let the couples enjoy themselves for once.

65 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’m not saying Lois Lane is a bad investigative journalist, but my friend Greg didn’t wear glasses to work yesterday and I recognized him by lunch time.

48 shares on Discord this month:

Kinda sucks that I actually own a skeleton but don’t get to show anyone until I die.

10 shares on X this month:

If one door opens when another door closes, your house is probably haunted.

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This gum has my stomach convinced food is coming.

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My my husband’s favorite thing is when I blame him for losing something that’s actually in my hand.

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Why have abs when you can have kebabs?

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I thought you are the sunshine of my life, but you are just a meteor trying to destroy my world.

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Even on the coldest of days, there’s such peace found in the warm embrace of a hot pizza.

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They should remove the sex scenes from movies and then put them all into one big super sex scene movie they can show in theaters at the end of the year.

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Having children is like living in a frat house – nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up.

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Dating app that matches you based on your risk tolerance for airport arrival timing.

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The word “misread” can be misread as “misread.”

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I’m not falling for it again. These missions have been successful 8 times already.

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Someone from 🇿🇦 has copied:

People be like, “I’m a work in progress” and never make any progress.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has shared:

How to have flat stomach: remove all of your organs.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has copied:

Being a woman is trying to guess what the hell is going on with your body three times a week.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has viewed:

Without the words ‘literally’ and ‘like,’ I am nothing.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has viewed:

I need a weighted blanket that won’t let me get out of bed in the morning.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has viewed:

You’ll be watching a series, and they’ll just randomly start playing the best song you’ve ever heard in your life.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has shared:

That uncle or aunt who kept their distance from the rest of the family will start making more sense as you get older.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has copied:

Never say never. Unless someone asks you when you want to go camping. Then the right answer is always “Never.”

Someone from 🇧🇷 has shared:

How do they know an animal is extinct? Like, have you really looked everywhere?

Someone from 🇧🇾 has downloaded:

I’ve been doing Dry January, but it’s literally just been my lips and skin.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on X:

I learn from the mistakes of people who took my advice.

Shared recently on Discord:

Unlike men, women would immediately admit their mistakes if they had any.

Just shared via Pinterest:

My future husband is probably enjoying a nice summer with his first wife… but the seeds of discontent are there.

Just landed via X:

I love my bed so much, what a place.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Dear recipe websites. I don’t need your life story. Just give me the recipe.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Back in the good old days, we didn’t have to trim our toenails, they just got wore down naturally from running from dinosaurs.

Trending via Threads:

Of course there’s birth control for men. It’s called the way they act.

Making waves on Twitch:

If you see me out running, you should run too, because something is definitely chasing me.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

If you fall asleep long enough, the steering wheel gives you a pillow.

Just shared via Twitch:

I am deeply overwhelmed and yet incredibly bored at the same time.

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