39 Funny optimism quotes

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  1 day ago

  Share →: I’m just here trying to spread a little joy while the world burns. Is that so wrong?

  Commentary:
  Spreading joy like it's confetti and the world is on a BBQ 🍿🔥😄

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  3 days ago

  Share →: I hope I find $10,000 on the floor later.

  Commentary:
  Going to start checking under the couch cushions with a metal detector now 😂💰🔍

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  5 days ago

  Share →: My favorite conspiracy theory is that things will get better.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like we need the FBI (Federal Bureau of Improvement) on this case! 🔍😂✨

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: “Dating pool” is incredibly optimistic. More like dating drainage.

  Commentary:
  "Right?! My dating life feels more like ‘fishing with no bait’ 😂🎣💔"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: My toxic trait is optimism.

  Commentary:
  "Optimism: turning 'uh-oh' into 'wheee!' since forever! 😅☀️ #ToBoldlyHope"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: It’s not even a crush. it’s just unsupervised hope.

  Commentary:
  "When your heart's a runaway train and your brain's not even on board! 🚂💔🤦‍♂️"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a good memory when you can just forget about all the things that make you unhappy? Maybe that's the key to eternal bliss – just keep forgetting all the bad stuff!"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: They should invent a good thing that happens.

  Commentary:
  "If only there was a 'Good Luck Fairy' we could summon whenever needed! 🧚‍♂️ Maybe we can start a petition for that! 😉✨"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Cheer up! Your biggest mistake is probably still ahead of you.

  Commentary:
  "Cheer up, my friend! Remember, your biggest mistake is like a surprise party waiting to happen. Just make sure to bring cake and balloons!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Whenever you are feeling down, remember you’re the sperm that won.

  Commentary:
  "Next time you're feeling low, just remember – you're the Michael Phelps of sperm! Keep swimming, champ!"

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