Funny petition quotes

• Petition to make weekends longer. Two days isn’t enough.

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  1 week ago

  balance, days, enough, fun, leisure, longer, petition, time, time off, weekend, work life, work-life balance

• Petition to bring back payphones in public places. I don’t want to give my kid a phone, I want to give him a quarter.

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  2 weeks ago

  activity, back, bring, fun, fun activity, give, i, kid, nostalgia, parenting, payphone, petition, phone, place, places, public, public place, quarter, technology, want

• Petition to lower the retirement age. I’m tired now.

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  2 weeks ago

  age, fun, humor, life, petition, retirement, tired, work

• Petition to make check-in at hotels 11am and check-out 3pm, not the other way around. Like, WTF?

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  2 weeks ago

  around, check-in, check-out, checkout, confusion, frustration, hotel, petition, time, travel, WTF

• Petition to change the name of rice cakes to something else as they are 100% rice and 0% cake and I’m tired of all the gaslighting.

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  2 weeks ago

  100%, 100% rice, cake, change, else, food, food humor, frustration, gaslighting, humor, name, name change, petition, rice, rice cake, snack, something, tired

• Petition to add fitted sheet folding to the olympics.

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  3 weeks ago

  activity, fitted, fitted sheet, folding, home, home activity, household, household task, humor, Olympics, petition, sheet, task

• Excuse me, but would you sign my petition to ban petitions?

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  3 weeks ago

  absurdity, ban, excuse, humor, irony, me, petition, political, request, sign

• Petition to allow customer service employees to fight at least one customer per day.

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  3 weeks ago

  customer, customer service, daily, daily struggle, day, employees, fight, humor, petition, service, struggle, workplace

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