Funny petition quotes

Funny petition quotes bring a splash of humor to the serious world of signing and campaigning ✍️😂 Whether you’re rallying friends or just want to lighten the mood, these witty lines add a playful twist to every cause 🎉🗳️ Get ready to giggle while you gather support—because who said petitions can’t be fun? 😜🔥

Funny petition quotes - Petition to bring back payphones in public places. I don’t want to give my kid a phone, I want to give him a quarter.

Petition to bring back payphones in public places. I don’t want to give my kid a phone, I want to give him a quarter.

Commentary:
"📞🔙 Petition to bring back payphones: teaching kids the value of communication, one quarter at a time! Who needs a smartphone when you can dial your friends the old-school way? Plus, it's a lot cheaper to replace a lost quarter than a lost iPhone! 😂 #BackToTheGoodOldDays"

Funny petition quotes - Petition to make check-in at hotels 11am and check-out 3pm, not the other way around. Like, WTF?

Petition to make check-in at hotels 11am and check-out 3pm, not the other way around. Like, WTF?

Commentary:
"Who's with me on this petition to flip the hotel check-in and check-out times upside down? It's time to level the playing field for all the late-night party animals and those who just want to squeeze in a few more minutes of snooze! 🛏️⏰ #HotelCheckInRebel"

Funny petition quotes - Petition to change the name of rice cakes to something else as they are 100% rice and 0% cake and I’m tired of all the gaslighting.

Petition to change the name of rice cakes to something else as they are 100% rice and 0% cake and I’m tired of all the gaslighting.

Commentary:
"Whoever came up with the name 'rice cakes' was definitely stretching the definition of 'cake' to its limits… 🤔 Maybe we should call them 'rice discs' or 'puffed rice snacks' to avoid any more confusion! Let's end the rice-cake gaslighting once and for all! 🍚🍰 #RenameRiceCakes"

Funny petition quotes - Petition to add fitted sheet folding to the olympics.

Petition to add fitted sheet folding to the olympics.

Commentary:
"Breaking news: Fitted sheet folding has officially made it to the Olympics, folks! 🏅🛏️ Who knew our daily struggle with unruly bed sheets could finally earn us a gold medal? Practice those corner tucks and get ready to show off your folding finesse on the world stage! 💪😆 #OlympicDreams #SheetFoldingChampion"

Funny petition quotes - Petition to allow customer service employees to fight at least one customer per day.

Petition to allow customer service employees to fight at least one customer per day.

Commentary:
"Breaking News: Retail Olympics now offering a daily brawl event! 🥊😂 Unleash your inner frustrations and let the customer showdowns begin! Who will take home the gold medal in the 'Can I Speak to Your Manager' category? Stay tuned for the ultimate showdown of patience vs sass! 💥🌟 #CustomerServiceRumble"