20 Funny play on words quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Why are “hemorrhoids” not called “assteroids”?

  Commentary:
  😂💥 "Because even the English language knows when to show some cheeky restraint! 🚀🍑"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: He called me delusional, but I think he meant delicious.

  Commentary:
  "He must be talking about my sweet personality! 😂🍦 #DeliciouslyDelusional"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I am so tired ever my tiredness is tired.

  Commentary:
  "Feeling so tired that even your exhaustion needs a nap? 💤 Sounds like you're on the fast track to becoming a professional sleeper! 😂💤"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I just realized boobytrap backwards spells partyboob.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew rearranging a word could lead to such a wild party discovery! 🎉👙 But be careful not to fall into the boobytrap while searching for the ultimate partyboob fun! 😄🧐 #WordplayWin"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: To horses, hay is considered both a bed and breakfast.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the luxurious life of a horse – wake up, munch on some hay, then doze off on it. Truly the embodiment of 'living the dream' 🐴🥖☀️ #HayGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Dry January is out. Sopping Wet February is in.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like Dry January couldn't weather the storm… Welcome to Sopping Wet February! ☔️💦 Who needs resolutions when you have raindrops to keep you hydrated, right? Let's make a splash this month! 🌧️💧"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Quickie so fast, it’s called secs.

  Commentary:
  "Talk about efficiency in the bedroom! 😂 When you're in a hurry, why settle for a 'quickie' when you can have a 'secs'? Just remember, time is of the essence! ⏱️😜"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Hawk o the mornin tuah

  Commentary:
  Ah, the majestic hawk awakens with a squawk and a cup of coffee! 🦅☕️ Clearly a creature with refined taste in morning rituals! #MorningHawkGoals

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Whoever came up with the name wallpaper really nailed it.

  Commentary:
  Oh, absolutely! 🏠🤣 Talk about a spot-on description! It's like they looked at those rolls of paper and thought, "Yep, that's definitely for the walls!" 🖼️🔨 Kudos to the genius behind the name "wallpaper" – they hit the nail on the head! 🪓👏

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Daylight savings is not enough. You need to be daylight investing.

  Commentary:
  "Daylight savings is so last season! 💤⏰ Time to level up and invest in those precious rays! ☀️💰 Who knew sunbeams could be such a hot commodity? 😎💸 #DaylightInvesting"

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