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I just really hope The Weeknd’s real name isn’t Mnday.

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Satan: “I’d tell you to go to Hell, but I work there and don’t wanna see you everyday.”

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Two things I learned yesterday: I’m not too old to sit in a beanbag chair, but I’m too old to get out of one.

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My patience is like a gift card, not sure how much is left but lets give it a try.

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Don’t wait until you’re on your death bed to let them know how you feel. You may be too weak to raise your middle finger.

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Jesus rose from the grave because he forgot to clear his browser history.

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I had a heated but interesting discussion today and they even agreed with me at the end. That’s exactly why I love talking to myself.

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It took three employees to help me complete “self-checkout” yesterday.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has viewed:

I am convinced that at least half of you are bots.

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It’s so cold outside I saw a gangster pull his pants up and walk stiffly.

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Live now on WeChat:

Hey (with the intention of making your fries my fries).

Live now on TikTok:

Am I just getting old or are people getting more annoying?

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Can I do better? Yes. Will I do better? Probably not.

Trending via YouTube:

In the autumn there are two types of creatures who collect acorns: squirrels and toddlers.

Breaking via TikTok:

Nothing says, “I love you,” like an echo chamber.

Making waves on Instagram:

Oh, that gap on my resume is from when I was the architect of my own hell.

Just shared via Snapchat:

I think it is mandatory, especially in the morning, to be quiet.

Seen just now on Threads:

After I get irritated, it takes me about 2 hours to fix my face.

Going bananas on Reddit:

I’m not speaking to my husband, and I don’t think he even knows it.

Just landed via X:

Mount Rushmore would be way more American if all the presidents were eating.

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20 Funny play on words quotes

Funny play on words quotes are the perfect way to tickle your brain and your funny bone at the same time! 😂✨ Whether you love clever puns or witty twists, these wordy gems will have you grinning from ear to ear. Ready to add some pun-tastic humor to your day? Let’s dive into a world where language gets playful and laughter is guaranteed! 🎉📝😄

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Why are “hemorrhoids” not called “assteroids”?

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He called me delusional, but I think he meant delicious.

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I am so tired ever my tiredness is tired.

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I just realized boobytrap backwards spells partyboob.

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To horses, hay is considered both a bed and breakfast.

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Dry January is out. Sopping Wet February is in.

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Quickie so fast, it’s called secs.

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Hawk o the mornin tuah

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Whoever came up with the name wallpaper really nailed it.

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Daylight savings is not enough. You need to be daylight investing.

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43 shares on Telegram this month:

After cooking show a dishwashing show with same host but kind of drunk.

65 shares on X this month:

Guy inventing jogging: how can I suffer, but with music?

64 shares on Snapchat this month:

Even wild things have slow mornings.

18 shares on WeChat this month:

It’s so embarrassing when you make a silly face at a baby, and they do not care at all.

84 shares on LinkedIn this month:

It’s a paradox that your nose is running and your feet smell.

41 shares on Discord this month:

I’ll never salute you, General Settings.

64 shares on X this month:

Plot twist: the universe is waiting for you to give it a sign.

38 shares on Telegram this month:

We should all go into advertising and fix what’s going on with commercials. They need our help.

97 shares on Threads this month:

Marriage is where you gasp while your husband is driving, and he gets super annoyed over and over.

50 shares on Discord this month:

Even before the internet, I always had a little side chat going on in my head.

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Meetings are great because who doesn’t like being held hostage?

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3 friends is enough. 1 for the movie theater, 1 for drinks and apps, 1 for texting concerning mental health information.

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All women want is to consistently annoy one handsome man forever.

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I’m sorry I used air quotes when I said we were friends.

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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making all of the food that is unhealthy for you taste so good.

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Taylor Swift should write a song about when your sleeves keep rolling down every time you wash the dishes.

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By the time I remember to text back, it be too disrespectful to even do it.

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Super excited about a brand new week of questioning all my life choices.

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I love traveling because I love to check if I have my passport every 3-4 minutes.

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Doing all of this just to die in the end! LMAO!

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Someone from 🇬🇳 has bookmarked:

To the people who have only fans, what’s stopping you from upgrading to an air conditioner?

Someone from 🇰🇪 has downloaded:

If you ever find yourself mad at me, put a cape on so you can be super mad.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has viewed:

Don’t throw hate at me, throw money!

Someone from 🇲🇰 has copied:

She was rare. Like a meth head with good teeth.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has shared:

Love it when you say or do some common sense thing and the other person has “file not found” written all over their face.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has copied:

I quit boxing the moment I realized my opponent was allowed to punch me in the face, too.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has shared:

The 10 minutes I spend on my mobile before I go to sleep are the best 3 hours of my day.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has shared:

Zombies only eat brains, so you are safe.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has copied:

Scooby Doo was a woke-ass show. Every villain was just a landlord trying to scare people off their property so they could sell it.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has shared:

Hugging helps break the tension with strangers in elevators.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Telegram:

I always mean what I say, I don’t always mean to say it out loud, but I always mean it.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

My super talent is hitting every red light on the way to wherever the hell I’m going.

Spotted on Messenger:

Another day of waking up cute instead of wealthy, so I guess I have to go to work.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

We could have high-speed rail that connects the entire country, but instead we get AI porn bots that steal all of our drinking water to entertain the dumbest people alive.

Going viral on Slack:

I’m having a garage sale and hope people I’ve borrowed things from don’t come.

Live now on Threads:

The awkward moment when someone’s zipper is down and you don’t know whether to tell them or not.

Spotted on Threads:

What can I buy my wife for Valentine’s Day that finally proves to her once and for all that I have absolutely no idea what she likes or who she is?

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Best tips for saving money: lay down and don’t move.

Just landed via Instagram:

Not being filthy rich is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Don’t tell me about your wild weekend. My TV remote died and I switched the batteries around, and now it’s working.

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