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I grew up in a poor family. We didn’t have much, but we had each other. And that was the worst part.

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Yesterday I really wanted tacos and now I’m eating tacos. Follow your dreams!

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I will never trust a cake transport box enough to just hold it by the handle.

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I can’t believe she picked her husband, her boyfriend and her other boyfriend over me.

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Remember, when a package says “sharing size”, that’s just a guideline. They have no enforcement mechanism.

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When I learned the word “literally,” that was the beginning of the end.

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Nobody at this train station knows that there’s a hole in my sock.

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We have now entered the void (25th December to 31st December).

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I’m so tired of not being a multimillionaire.

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Can you imagine if AI ever evolves into trying to kill us, and the thing that saves us is one of Cloudflare’s outages?

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I knew school was a scam when my business teacher didn’t own a business, and my PE teacher was fat.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

30s: Oh look, a dance floor! 50s: Oh look, a couch!

Trending via Instagram:

I hope this email blows your head smoove off.

Broadcasted on X:

Damn, didn’t win the lottery. It’s messing up my budget plan.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Oh my God, “unc” means uncool. I thought it meant uncle. Like you’re carrying the energy of someone’s weird uncle.

Just shared via Slack:

The free hotel blow-dryer should be easier to get off the bathroom wall.

Going viral on Instagram:

I be having full arguments in my head, then walk around mad like someone actually said something to me.

Seen just now on Messenger:

If you watch soccer backwards, it’s about 11 sad and 11 happy men who nag each other until they get along eventually.

Trending via Telegram:

Dating apps? No thanks, if I wanted to talk to someone for hours and accomplish nothing, I’d contact tech support.

Just shared via Messenger:

Going out for two days in a row should really be considered an extreme sport.

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20 Funny play on words quotes

Funny play on words quotes are the perfect way to tickle your brain and your funny bone at the same time! 😂✨ Whether you love clever puns or witty twists, these wordy gems will have you grinning from ear to ear. Ready to add some pun-tastic humor to your day? Let’s dive into a world where language gets playful and laughter is guaranteed! 🎉📝😄

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Why are “hemorrhoids” not called “assteroids”?

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He called me delusional, but I think he meant delicious.

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I am so tired ever my tiredness is tired.

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I just realized boobytrap backwards spells partyboob.

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To horses, hay is considered both a bed and breakfast.

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Dry January is out. Sopping Wet February is in.

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Quickie so fast, it’s called secs.

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Hawk o the mornin tuah

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Whoever came up with the name wallpaper really nailed it.

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Daylight savings is not enough. You need to be daylight investing.

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18 shares on Snapchat this month:

Remember when Mustangs were muscle cars and not an embarrassment to the name.

79 shares on TikTok this month:

I appreciate the sun for always moving in the sky in a predictable way but I also respect the moon for just kind of doing whatever.

39 shares on Facebook this month:

I do not have a “body count.” I have a curious spirit.

87 shares on TikTok this month:

I welcome change as long as nothing is altered or different than before.

58 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Me: trying to rest. Earthquake: Let’s make that a no.

89 shares on Slack this month:

Tweeting with no audience feels like screaming jokes into a cornfield.

42 shares on Twitch this month:

If we’ve got the technology to make heated car seats, then where the hell are the seats that automatically cool down in the summer? Make it happen, nerds.

46 shares on Threads this month:

I’m so old I remember when a hashtag was called a pound sign, and we played tic-tac-toe on top of it.

93 shares on YouTube this month:

You’re in her DMs. I’m accidentally reposting reels of Tibetan foxes because I don’t know how to use the app anymore.

47 shares on Telegram this month:

Blocking me is like blocking the sun, the moon and the stars.

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If I were you, I would rather be me.

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My addiction to buying things I don’t need started at the school book fair.

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Toilets are not a crime scene, traces may be removed!

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I use subtitles so if I learn anything interesting I can say “I was reading about” instead of “I saw on an episode of Love Island”

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At the airport, and a wife asked her husband, “Where are our seats?” and he responds, “In the airplane.”

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Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.

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Normalize arguing with plants who refuse to stay alive.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit.

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After having a week off, my boss returns to work today. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.

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I did not spend years turning the faucet off while I brushed my teeth, so corporations could ruin the environment with festering AI slop.

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Funny Quotes Total

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Someone from 🇨🇲 has downloaded:

Planking is the only time we appreciate time.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has bookmarked:

Many fruits can be great names… but the real challenge is naming a child after a vegetable….

Someone from 🇸🇾 has copied:

I’d enjoy summer a lot more if someone came by hourly and misted me like produce.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has shared:

Old people be like, “No elbows on the table, it’s rude,” then say something racist.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has bookmarked:

Sorry I’m late, I believed the washing machine when it said it only had one minute left in the cycle.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has viewed:

Wife asked if I could stop singing Wonderwall. I said maybe…

Someone from 🇹🇬 has shared:

I have decided to purchase the grocery store because it is now cheaper than the groceries inside it.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has viewed:

I’m old enough to remember when regular websites were usable.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has copied:

I hate when I’m typing away, expecting autocorrect to have my back, and I look down and just see awjdbdmkskan.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has copied:

Not trying to brag but this cop says my rear end is smoking.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on WeChat:

The volume of my TV is 100% dependent on what I’m currently chewing on.

Live now on WhatsApp:

I miss when bills had nothing to do with me.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

This year I’d like an advent calendar with 24 different tranquilizers.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

They should invent a second airport for people who have been in public before.

Just landed via Discord:

I’d like to place an order for a large kiss and an extra-long hug.

Spotted on Messenger:

If you call me “daddy” in bed, I will immediately stop what we are doing and make you clean your room.

Live now on Discord:

Every app is a dating app if you are creepy enough.

Going bananas on Reddit:

Well, well, well, if it isn’t the same bill I couldn’t afford to pay in a different color.

Shared recently on Threads:

Once I started spending my own money, I realized my mom was right. We do have food at home.

Just landed via Twitch:

If you lift the cat off the couch and it sounds like Velcro, then it didn’t want to leave.

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