Funny quotes play on words

18 Funny play on words quotes

I am so tired ever my tiredness is tired.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

I just realized boobytrap backwards spells partyboob.

Funny Quotes Mar 11, 2025

To horses, hay is considered both a bed and breakfast.

Funny Quotes Feb 20, 2025

Dry January is out. Sopping Wet February is in.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

Quickie so fast, it’s called secs.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Hawk o the mornin tuah

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Whoever came up with the name wallpaper really nailed it.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Daylight savings is not enough. You need to be daylight investing.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I am thick and tired.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

At my size, I’d be called Buffet the Vampire Slayer.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

You’re supposed to store a treasure in your cleavage that’s why it’s called a chest.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

You can’t spell fries without friends. I guess what I’m saying is that fries are friends. Delicious friends.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

When your name is Jenn, people think it’s short for Jennifer, but it’s really short for Jennatalia.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Girls Just Want To Have Naan

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

You can pronounce it “Nude Jersey” and no one will know.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Asbestos? I’m doing asbestos I can.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Liberté. Egalité. Second Coffeé.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Not to brag but this cashier is checking me out.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025