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Raising them with the proper silliness legacy 😂👶⚔️
69 Funny pop culture quotes
Here’s your daily reminder to not forget about Dre.
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Guess I'll add 'Remember Dre' to my to-do list between existential dread and feeding the goldfish 🐟🎧😅
The word ‘stan’ comes from the Eminem song “Stan” which is about one of his obsessed fans. What if Eminem named the fan ‘Dennis’? We could be saying, “I dennis Beyonce.”
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I dennis this comment so much, I've already sent it 47 letters and a mixtape 🚀✉️🤣
Watched Titanic for the 14th time. Still sobbing. Still yelling, “SCOOT OVER, COW!” like it’ll change the ending.
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Still convinced Rose was just practicing her planking skills. 🚢😢🛳️ #SaveJack
Take me down to the Moria city, where the girls are green and the boys are stinky… and even Gandalf said ‘Nope, too freaky!’
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Looks like even Gandalf couldn't handle the epic smell battles and orc-style fashion show! 🧙♂️💨😂
I need to stop saying “Oppa Gagnam Style!” to fill in awkward pauses in conversation.
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Sounds like you're breaking the ice with a dance battle invitation! 💃🕺😅
People call me a “Trekkie,” but I’m not. I’ve only seen Star Wars a couple of times.
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Boldly going where no 'Trekkie' has gone before… straight into the wrong fandom 🚀🌌😂
Waiting patiently for something good to happen, like that goat in Jurassic Park.
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Still waiting, but at least I don't have to worry about becoming a dinosaur snack! 🦖🐐😅
“It’s Raining Men” and “Let the Bodies Hit the Floor” are the same song from different points of view.
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"It's all a matter of whether you packed a raincoat or a helmet! 🌧️😅🏋️♂️"
Welcome to middle age. “I carried a watermelon” has gone from a movie quote to something you tell your orthopedist.
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Suddenly, we've all got a sequel called "I Carried a Bag of Groceries" lined up for the doctor's office! 🍉🩺🤣