Funny pray quotes

• I’ve calculated my December budget and realized I can only afford to pray.

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  2 weeks ago

  afford, budget, calculation, December, finance, holiday, holiday spending, humor, i, money, only, pray, prayer, spending

• Please pray for our son, who had to unload the dishwasher when “he just did this yesterday, and he’s tired.”

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  2 months ago

  chore, dishwasher, excuse, humor, just, parenting, please, pray, prayer, son, tired, unloading, yesterday

• I’m on that new diet where you eat anything you want and you pray for a miracle.

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  2 months ago

  diet, eat, food, humor, loss, miracle, new, pray, weight, weight loss

• Please pray for my husband, he’s struggling to find me.

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  2 months ago

  communication, humor, husband, marriage, me, pray, relationship, struggle

• You better pray to whatever god you serve that this email finds you before I do.

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  2 months ago

  before, better, email, finds, God, humor, i, pray, whatever

• Please pray for my daughter, who had to empty the dishwasher when she “just did this yesterday and she’s tired.”

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  2 months ago

  chore, daughter, dishwasher, empty, family, humor, just, parenting, please, pray, prayer, tired, yesterday

• I’m at the “buy bigger jeans” part of my Eat. Pray. Love. journey.

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  2 months ago

  acceptance, body, body image, eat, Eat Pray Love, humor, image, jeans, journey, lifestyle, love, pray, self-improvement

• I pray this boy wins in life. I wanna see him on top of me.

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  5 months ago

  ambition, boy, humor, i, life, me, pray, prayer, relationship, top, win, wish

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