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Someone from 🇦🇱 has shared:

Ask a man what a good woman is, and watch him describe a slave.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has downloaded:

People delete their social media and start acting like they got a master’s degree in maturity.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has viewed:

Can I come over and figure you out?

Someone from 🇧🇴 has downloaded:

Every morning I announce that Im going for a jog, but then I don’t go. It’s a running gag.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has shared:

The lion does not concern himself with Microsoft Teams.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has bookmarked:

Within a week, we’ve had a major jewel heist, a mafia-involved poker ring, and sports gambling corruption. We’re living in the 1920s.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has bookmarked:

Airports are the perfect place to see people who are experiencing their first day on Earth.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has downloaded:

Dogs will go through amazing effort to get a better view of your plate.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has copied:

Prime numbers are so cunty. Like okay, diva — only divisible by yourself?

Someone from 🇦🇿 has bookmarked:

The purpose of a meme is to disturb the humorless, and to humor the disturbed.

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Feb 3, 2026

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Making waves on WeChat:

I respect the moon’s unwillingness to be photographed on a phone.

Freshly posted on Slack:

“Still gangsta” I whisper to myself as I drink my chamomile tea with a heating pad on my back.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Everyone thinks they’re a badass until seaweed brushes their leg.

Trending via YouTube:

We keep a potato masher in a drawer because sometimes it’s fun to not be able to open that drawer.

Trending via Pinterest:

Not to brag, but I skipped my mid-life crisis and went straight to cranky old man.

Making waves on Instagram:

If you’re going to stare all night and not say hello, do you mind taking your fingers and squishing my head from across the room?

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Ironically jogging pants are mostly worn by the laziest people.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

A man’s home is his castle, but his garage is his sanctuary.

Going viral on WeChat:

Everyone’s all up in arms about how undemocratic the electoral college is and yet we let our weather be decided by a single unelected groundhog.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

“Stop thinking about it.” Wow, thank you, I am cured. You should write a book.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

49 shares on YouTube this month:

Gen Z will be like “OMG new life hack!” and then it’s a video of them adjusting the toaster dial.

52 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I fear one day I’ll see one of my posts marked as an “Exhibit A”

94 shares on TikTok this month:

Me rereading his texts after we’ve already said goodnight just so I can giggle and blush all over again.

96 shares on Pinterest this month:

Oh, sorry about bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to slam my head into the walls anymore.

92 shares on TikTok this month:

Juggling screen time is the ultimate multitasking Olympics.

93 shares on Facebook this month:

Can someone please fix the algorithm of my life?

61 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My worst fear is dating someone who loves their ex like my exes love me.

63 shares on WeChat this month:

Ain’t no girls in my messages, just a bunch of verification codes.

57 shares on Messenger this month:

“What’s love?” Grandma sliding money into my hand like a drug dealer. Yeah, man, that’s love.

82 shares on Pinterest this month:

Ever since I learned about the concept of networking, I knew I was going to have to do everything alone and do it the hard way.

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The only thing I love more than an open mind is an open bar.

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“It’s not that deep.” Of course it’s not. With a shallow mind like yours, nothing ever is.

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I’m a good listener. If you’re interesting.

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I don’t simply want to kill a mosquito; I want to bite them back over and over to make them itch.

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Stealing hoodies is for amateurs. Steal his car like a real woman.

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The longest drum solo was 10 hours and 26 minutes and was performed by the child sitting behind me on a flight from LA to Tokyo.

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People who say that they don’t have time for my bullshit should wake up an hour earlier.

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About four minutes into my run, I’ve decided I want to work on my personality instead.

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Most people have 32 teeth. Some have 10. Simple meth.

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If Stranger Things was British, it would be called ‘Bit odd, innit?’

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇱🇧 has bookmarked:

If someone leaves your life, it’s often because the actor playing them is getting cancelled in the real world.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has copied:

One interesting thing I learned in my thirties is that you can leave a bar before it closes.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has bookmarked:

My son got braces today. Yay, he’s not going to be a teenage dad.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has downloaded:

He just walked right into my heart and switched on the lights.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has bookmarked:

People who think naps are a waste of time obviously don’t understand how naps work.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has viewed:

My love language is deader than Latin.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has bookmarked:

It’s okay to get rid of the boxes for the electronic things you’ve had for the past couple of years.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has viewed:

I only use ‘sir’ disrespectfully.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has shared:

Apparently, if you leave your Tupperware cupboard unorganized for too long, they procreate, and extra lids appear out of nowhere.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has bookmarked:

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like five or six times. You know, just to be sure.

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Bro, did you seriously just forget about Dre?

Going viral on Telegram:

Gang members are so lucky to have something to do with their hands in photos.

Live now on Slack:

If I got a Dollar for every time I thought about you, I would start thinking about you.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

A little 9-5 with a little fraud on the side is the only way you gone survive in this world.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Apartments show you 44 pics of the lobby. Man, I ain’t living in there.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Printers and computers treat each other like they broke up the night before, and you’re their mutual friend.

Just landed via TikTok:

Please don’t celebrate April Fool’s day if you’re not a fool. My culture is not your costume.

Going viral on WeChat:

Dudes get a MacBook, and all of a sudden, they got work to do in public places.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

Due to intense brain fog all of my thoughts have been grounded until further notice.

Just shared via Reddit:

Whoever removed the 30th and 31st from February, come get the 14th too.

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