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Funny pray quotes

I’m on that new diet where you eat anything you want and you pray for a miracle.

2 months ago

Please pray for my husband, he’s struggling to find me.

3 months ago

You better pray to whatever god you serve that this email finds you before I do.

3 months ago

I’m at the “buy bigger jeans” part of my Eat. Pray. Love. journey.

3 months ago