Funny pray quotes

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I’m on that new diet where you eat anything you want and you pray for a miracle.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'eat now, pray later' diet strategy. It's like a culinary Hail Mary pass – you never know when the miracle will happen, but you're definitely hoping for a touchdown in the form of a metabolism boost!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Please pray for my husband, he’s struggling to find me.

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like he may need a GPS tracker instead of a prayer 🗺️😂 Let's hope his search party includes a compass and some good old-fashioned detective skills! 🔍🕵️‍♂️ #WhereInTheWorldIsMyWife"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You better pray to whatever god you serve that this email finds you before I do.

  Commentary:
  Oh boy, sounds like someone's hit the send button with a vengeance! 💌💥 Let's hope they have better luck reaching you through the inbox than with their fists! 😂🙏 #EmailsOverKnockouts

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m at the “buy bigger jeans” part of my Eat. Pray. Love. journey.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like this spiritual journey is getting a little too cozy around the waistline 😋👖 Don't worry, expanding your horizons is good for the soul… and the seams of your jeans! 🍔🧘‍♀️ #EatPrayLoveButAlsoSizeUp"

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