39 Funny problems quotes

Alcohol: When you want to run away from your problems without moving.

Alcohol: When you want to run away from your problems without moving.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

I used to blame all my problems on my parents, but now that I’m a grown up, I have come to terms with the fact that when bad things happen to me, it’s probably just that Mercury’s in retrograde again.

I used to blame all my problems on my parents, but now that I’m a grown up, I have come to terms with the fact that when bad things happen to me, it’s probably just that Mercury’s in retrograde again.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Wealthy person who has no problems and also meditates sometimes: Meditation is my secret weapon.

Wealthy person who has no problems and also meditates sometimes: Meditation is my secret weapon.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

$If the math problems are too difficult for me, I post them online and write: "Only 1 in 10 can solve this problem."$

If the math problems are too difficult for me, I post them online and write: “Only 1 in 10 can solve this problem.”

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

Peter Parker having to juggle a day job with being a superhero feels kinda stupid nowadays. Just launch a Patreon, my man. Throw a PayPal link in that Spider-bio.

Peter Parker having to juggle a day job with being a superhero feels kinda stupid nowadays. Just launch a Patreon, my man. Throw a PayPal link in that Spider-bio.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

If the first thing you do in the morning is checking your emails, you're starting your day with other people's problems.

If the first thing you do in the morning is checking your emails, you’re starting your day with other people’s problems.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

You can’t keep running away from your problems, you’re getting older and your kids are getting faster.

You can’t keep running away from your problems, you’re getting older and your kids are getting faster.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

Problems are like balls. Everyone thinks they have bigger ones than you.

Problems are like balls. Everyone thinks they have bigger ones than you.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

The guy who drills the holes so you can assemble IKEA furniture is clearly having problems at home.

The guy who drills the holes so you can assemble IKEA furniture is clearly having problems at home.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

$Dear Math, I don't want to solve your problem, I have my own problems to solve.$

Dear Math, I don’t want to solve your problem, I have my own problems to solve.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025