625 Funny procrastination quotes

• You know when you have so much to do that you just sit down and do nothing?

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  3 weeks ago

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• The only reason I haven’t gone crazy yet is because I’m just too lazy.

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  3 weeks ago

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• I probably never die because I don’t finish anything without a specific deadline.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Today marks a five year anniversary of how I’ll start going to the gym tomorrow.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Most meetings end with the conclusion that everything needs to be discussed in another meeting.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Go ahead and get some sleep, everyone. I’ll stay up and handle the overthinking.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Every morning when that damn alarm clock goes off, I just feel it so much: A million-dollar inheritance suits me much better than an office job.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Managed to empty the vegetable drawer of the fridge before something there takes on a life of its own.

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  3 weeks ago

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• I have so much planned today that I was already tired thinking of it yesterday.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Don’t give up on your dreams. Go back to bed.

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  3 weeks ago

  back, bed, dream, dreams, give, humor, motivation, procrastination, sleep

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