Funny quarter quotes

• I wish men had sluttier outfit options. Because why am I in a mini skirt, and you’re in a quarter zip?

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  3 weeks ago

  am, clothing, difference, fashion, gender, gender difference, humor, i, men, mini, mini skirt, options, outfit, quarter, quarter zip, skirt, why, wish, zip

• When a girl says “5 mins,” think about it like five minutes left in the 4th quarter, and both teams have all their timeouts.

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  2 months ago

  4th, 5, analogy, basketball, both, estimate, five, girl, humor, left, minutes, quarter, sports, sports analogy, Teams, think, time, time estimate, timeout

• If the interviewer doesn’t think it’s cool when you pull a quarter out of his ear, the job wasn’t good enough for you anyways.

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  2 months ago

  confidence, cool, ear, good, humor, interviewer, job, magic, magic trick, quarter, think, trick, workplace

• Petition to bring back payphones in public places. I don’t want to give my kid a phone, I want to give him a quarter.

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  2 months ago

  activity, back, bring, fun, fun activity, give, i, kid, nostalgia, parenting, payphone, petition, phone, place, places, public, public place, quarter, technology, want

• Science can’t explain it, but some hairs can grow up to a quarter inch overnight. Never in a good spot though.

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  2 months ago

  explain, explanation, good, grow, growth, hair, humor, never, overnight, quarter, science, spot

• My daughter says I’m making it up! Do you remember having to carry a quarter for the payphone, just in case?

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  5 months ago

  carry, case, childhood, daughter, having, humor, just, making, memory, nostalgia, parent, payphone, quarter, remember

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