Funny quarter quotes

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  1 day ago

  Share →: When a girl says “5 mins,” think about it like five minutes left in the 4th quarter, and both teams have all their timeouts.

  Commentary:
  Looks like we're going into overtime! Better warm up those snacks and settle in for the long haul 😂⏱️🍿🏈

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  4 months ago

  Share →: If the interviewer doesn’t think it’s cool when you pull a quarter out of his ear, the job wasn’t good enough for you anyways.

  Commentary:
  🎩✨ "Well, if pulling quarters out of ears isn't a job qualification, then maybe it's time to find a workplace with a better sense of magic and wonder! Who wouldn't want an office where pulling coins out of ears is considered a valuable skill? 🪄💼 #MagicIsTheSkillWeNeed"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Petition to bring back payphones in public places. I don’t want to give my kid a phone, I want to give him a quarter.

  Commentary:
  "📞🔙 Petition to bring back payphones: teaching kids the value of communication, one quarter at a time! Who needs a smartphone when you can dial your friends the old-school way? Plus, it's a lot cheaper to replace a lost quarter than a lost iPhone! 😂 #BackToTheGoodOldDays"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Science can’t explain it, but some hairs can grow up to a quarter inch overnight. Never in a good spot though.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the elusive overnight hair growth phenomenon – Nature's way of keeping us on our toes and our eyebrows on fleek! 🌱💁‍♂️ Just when you think you're safe, BAM! Bangs appear where you least expect them. It's all fun and games until you wake up looking like a Chia Pet! 😂 #BadHairDay"

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