27 Funny questions quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I don’t understand construction. Like, how do they know what to do next?

  Commentary:
  "Construction workers must have a secret code like 'lefty-loosey, righty-tighty' but with bricks and cement! 🤔🚧 Maybe it's all just an elaborate game of adult-sized Lego! 😂🔨 #BuildingMysteries"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Since the beginning of time itself, people have been wondering, what the hell is going on?

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  Ah, the age-old question that has perplexed humanity since the dinosaurs were trying to figure out where to put their tiny arms on formal occasions! 🦖🧐 It seems the universe enjoys keeping us on our toes, leaving us all scratching our heads and pondering the ultimate conundrum: "What in the cosmic chaos is really going on here?" 🌌🤯

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  6 months ago

  Share →: When a woman texts you three questions, you should only answer one. She will love that.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the curious case of decoding a woman's questions! 🧐💬 Remember, it's all about strategic responses. Selecting which question to answer is like playing a clever game of chess. 🤣♟️ Just don't forget to sprinkle some charm and wit into your chosen reply! 😉🔮

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Helpful police officer reminded me he’s the one asking the questions.

  Commentary:
  Looks like Officer Serious is not here to play games! 🚔 Remember, it's their interrogation room, we're all just living in it. Keep those answers straight and the jokes to a minimum, unless you want a one-way ticket to the time-out corner! 😂 #TheLawIsNotAmused

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Don’t be afraid to ask questions during a job interview. It’s the best way to find out if the person you’re interviewing is a good candidate for the job.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, a job interview is like a first date – except you're trying to figure out if this person can handle Excel spreadsheets 📊 as well as romantic candlelit dinners! Asking questions is key – who knows, they might even surprise you with their secret talent for office karaoke 🎤 #InterviewTactics"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If you can reach enlightenment, can you also reach endarkenment?

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  "Ah, the age-old question pondered by the ponderers! 🤔 If enlightenment brightens our path, does endarkenment lurk in the shadows, waiting to trip us up? 😂 Watch out for those unexpected plot twists on the road to supreme wisdom! 🌟🕳️"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If you have any questions or concerns please don’t. Hesitate to ask.

  Commentary:
  Oh, what a spectacular display of contradictory encouragement! 🤔 Fantastic! So, should we ask, or shouldn't we ask? 🤷‍♂️ The mystery deepens! Don't hesitate… unless you should? 🤣 Just a minor linguistic malfunction, I'm sure. Just roll with it! 😄

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Fellas, be sure to never ask a lady any questions on a date. This makes them feel interrogated. Strong declarative statements only.

  Commentary:
  Oh, of course! Because nothing says romance like a good ol' interrogation! 🕵️‍♂️💬 Remember, ladies love confidence, so just boldly proclaim your undying love for pickles or your expertise in underwater basket weaving. Who needs questions when you've got statements as smooth as a jazz saxophonist on a moonlit night? Keep those words coming, fellas! 🎤🌙 #DatingAdvice #NoQuestionsAsked

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  6 months ago

  Share →: People who don’t have a dishwasher, where do they bang their shins?

  Commentary:
  "Seriously, where do they bang their shins? 😂 Maybe on the sink, in the oven, or even on the cat! 🐈 Either way, dishwashers are shin's best friend! 💥🍽 #ShinStruggles"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My husband has reached an age where he reads the menu out loud. The whole menu. And then he has questions. Please send help.

  Commentary:
  🍽️ When your husband starts reading the menu out loud like it's the most thrilling novel in the world, you know you're in for a wild dining experience! 🙈 Who knew deciding between steak or chicken could be such an epic saga? Maybe we should start a support group for menu-reading partners! 🤣 #MenuMania

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