Funny queue quotes

• Handing over my ID at the post office. The clerk said, “You’ve aged quite a bit since this photo was taken.” I said, “Yes, I had it taken just before I joined this queue.”

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  2 months ago

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• Every time I use self-checkout, the person in front of me has never used self-checkout, touchscreens, or money before.

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  2 months ago

  before, customer, every, front, frustration, humor, i, me, money, never, person, queue, self-checkout, shopping, technology, time, touchscreen, used

• My life is simple, I see a queue of more than 6 people, I go home.

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  2 months ago

  6, avoidance, home, humor, i, life, people, queue, simple, simplicity

• Age ceases to be just a number everytime the airline announces seating queue priority.

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  2 months ago

  age, airline, humor, just, number, priority, queue, seating, travel

• If someone asks you if you’re in the queue, what they actually mean is “you’re really shit at queuing, aren’t you?”

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  2 months ago

  asking, cue, funny observation, humor, mean, observation, queue, sarcasm, shit, social, social cue, someone, waiting

• To the person who stole my place in the queue. I’m after you now.

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  2 months ago

  annoyance, confrontation, humor, patience, person, place, queue, revenge, theft

• My favorite part about standing in line is watching the other lines move more quickly.

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  3 months ago

  comparison, favorite, humor, impatience, irony, line, lines, move, observation, queue, standing, waiting, watching

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