Commentary:
Time really flies when you're waiting in line! β³π
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Funny queue quotes
Every time I use self-checkout, the person in front of me has never used self-checkout, touchscreens, or money before.
My life is simple, I see a queue of more than 6 people, I go home.
Age ceases to be just a number everytime the airline announces seating queue priority.
Commentary:
"Ah, yes, the great equalizer of age – the dreaded airline seating queue priority! Suddenly, those numbers take on a whole new significance as we all anxiously eye each other, wondering who will be the lucky ones to board first. It's like a high-stakes game of musical chairs, except the music is the sound of boarding passes being scanned and the chairs are… well, airplane seats. Age may just be a number, but in that moment, it's the number that determines
If someone asks you if youβre in the queue, what they actually mean is βyouβre really shit at queuing, arenβt you?β
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To the person who stole my place in the queue. Iβm after you now.
