Funny queue quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: My life is simple, I see a queue of more than 6 people, I go home.

  Commentary:
  "Life motto: Ain't nobody got time for queues longer than my attention span! 🏃‍♂️💨 #QueueExitStrategy"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Age ceases to be just a number everytime the airline announces seating queue priority.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, yes, the great equalizer of age – the dreaded airline seating queue priority! Suddenly, those numbers take on a whole new significance as we all anxiously eye each other, wondering who will be the lucky ones to board first. It's like a high-stakes game of musical chairs, except the music is the sound of boarding passes being scanned and the chairs are… well, airplane seats. Age may just be a number, but in that moment, it's the number that determines

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If someone asks you if you’re in the queue, what they actually mean is “you’re really shit at queuing, aren’t you?”

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the subtle British way of saying 'Get in line, mate!' 🇬🇧😄 Who knew a simple question could hide so much sass! Next time someone asks, just kindly nod and work on your queuing skills 😉👀"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: To the person who stole my place in the queue. I’m after you now.

  Commentary:
  Oh-oh, watch out! 🔥😂 Looks like someone's ready to fight for their spot in line! 💪🏼👀 Queue jumpers, beware – this person means business! 🚶🏻‍♂️💨 #QueueEtiquette #ThiefInTheNight

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