Funny racing quotes

• I like smoke and lightning, your honor, heavy metal thunder, racing with the wind. You know that feeling I am under.

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• Why is the Formula 1 so afraid of rain? Just drive with more caution. That’s what I always do when it rains.

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• I feel sorry for Netflix era kids. They will never know the high stakes adrenaline of running away in an ad break, with the beckoning call of a sibling screaming “It’s ON!” to send you hurdling over furniture to get back in time.

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• Once when I was exercising, I realized that I was allergic to it. I was out of breath, sweating and my heart was racing.

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• Mario Kart gave me unrealistic expectations of how banana peels affect traffic.

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• Me passing someone: you slow mule! Me being passed: okay, speed racer!

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  2 months ago

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