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Funny racing quotes

Why is the Formula 1 so afraid of rain? Just drive with more caution. That's what I always do when it rains.

Why is the Formula 1 so afraid of rain? Just drive with more caution. That’s what I always do when it rains.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
I feel sorry for Netflix era kids. They will never know the high stakes adrenaline of running away in an ad break, with the beckoning call of a sibling screaming "It's ON!" to send you hurdling over furniture to get back in time.

I feel sorry for Netflix era kids. They will never know the high stakes adrenaline of running away in an ad break, with the beckoning call of a sibling screaming “It’s ON!” to send you hurdling over furniture to get back in time.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
Once when I was exercising, I realized that I was allergic to it. I was out of breath, sweating and my heart was racing.

Once when I was exercising, I realized that I was allergic to it. I was out of breath, sweating and my heart was racing.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025
Mario Kart gave me unrealistic expectations of how banana peels affect traffic.

Mario Kart gave me unrealistic expectations of how banana peels affect traffic.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025