76 Funny reading quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: “Hope you’re enjoying the sunshine!” No, I’m at a desk reading your email.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the irony of our modern lives! 🌞😅 Who needs sunshine when you've got emails to read, right? Keep on shining bright at that desk! 💻☀️"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: There must be an invisible mechanism on my book. Every time I open it, my husband starts trying to talk to me.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like someone needs to install a "Do Not Disturb" sign on their book! 📚🚫😄 It's like a magical summoning spell: "Open book, summon chatty spouse!" 🧙‍♂️💬 Maybe invest in noise-canceling headphones for some peaceful reading time! 🎧📖

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I am calling on public libraries to ban the books that I borrowed and lost. We don’t need that kind of crap in the libraries.

  Commentary:
  Looks like we've got a mystery borrower on the loose! 🔍📚 Maybe they were reading about how to disappear without a trace? Regardless, let's hope they can solve the case of the missing books before Sherlock Holmes shows up at their door! 🕵️‍♂️🔎

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  6 months ago

  Share →: People will think you know what you’re talking about if you give your opinion while cleaning a pair of reading glasses.

  Commentary:
  "Pro tip: Want to sound smart? Just casually polish your glasses and drop some 'wisdom' 🤓💬 They'll think you're a genius in no time! #FakeItTillYouPolishIt"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Not to be dramatic, but learning how to read has ruined my life.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the perils of literacy! 📚🤦‍♂️ Who knew that mastering the ABCs could lead to such chaos and calamity? Farewell, blissful ignorance; hello, endless bookshelves of doom! 📖😅 Remember, it's all fun and games until you discover the labyrinth that is the English language! Best of luck navigating the treacherous waters of reading! 🌊🔍

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  6 months ago

  Share →: There’s a great new book on minimalism but I only read the blurb because I believe that’s what the author would want.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the irony of embracing minimalism even in your reading habits! 📚💁‍♂️ Who knew skimming the blurb could be both literary and minimalist at the same time? Maybe the author will appreciate your dedication to the minimalist art of book consumption! 😄

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Sorry I’m late. The door said PULL, but I don’t believe everything I read.

  Commentary:
  No worries, better to be fashionably late than blindly following what doors are saying! 🤣🚪 Next time, just make sure to consult with the windows too! 😉

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Having Twitter is just like reading the newspaper, except the newspaper is on fire and all the writers hate you.

  Commentary:
  "Having Twitter is like reading the newspaper, but instead of news, it's a chaotic bonfire of opinions where the writers are just waiting to roast you 🔥📰😅 #TwitterverseDrama"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I should have been a Librarian, my favorite thing to do is telling people to shut up.

  Commentary:
  "Maybe being a Librarian isn't your calling, but you've definitely mastered the 'shushing' art! 🤫📚 Keep quiet and carry on, oh silent sage!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My mom sent me a text message so long I had to refill my Adderall prescription to read it.

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like your mom's texts are a proper workout for your attention span! 💊💬 Better refill that Adderall, or you might miss out on vital updates like 'Uncle Bob's cat's dental appointment' 😂 #TextsFromMom"

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