Funny reasons quotes

Due to personal reasons, I'll be turning you into a poem.

Due to personal reasons, I’ll be turning you into a poem.

Funny Quotes Feb 24, 2025

Due to personal reasons, I've decided to become your problem.

Due to personal reasons, I’ve decided to become your problem.

Funny Quotes Feb 24, 2025

Due to personal reasons, I’ll be using humor to hide pain.

Due to personal reasons, I’ll be using humor to hide pain.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

Due to financial reasons, I will now be performing photosynthesis.

Due to financial reasons, I will now be performing photosynthesis.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

For financial reasons, I will be passing away.

For financial reasons, I will be passing away.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Trying to explain that I’m fascinated by Japan for wood joinery reasons and not nerd or pervert reasons.

Trying to explain that I’m fascinated by Japan for wood joinery reasons and not nerd or pervert reasons.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

For security reasons, I highly recommend that you leave one of your children home during the holidays to set elaborate booby traps in case of intruders.

For security reasons, I highly recommend that you leave one of your children home during the holidays to set elaborate booby traps in case of intruders.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Two reasons you never date at work: 1. HR frowns upon it. 2. Your partner gets super pissed.

Two reasons you never date at work: 1. HR frowns upon it. 2. Your partner gets super pissed.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Me, at the intervention: “Ah look, all the reasons I drink gathered in one place.”

Me, at the intervention: “Ah look, all the reasons I drink gathered in one place.”

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Due to personal reasons, I will be screaming into a pillow.

Due to personal reasons, I will be screaming into a pillow.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025