12 Funny refusal quotes

• Saturday Night Fever, but it’s just me yelling, “Five, six, seven, eight!” while my cat lies down and refuses to participate.

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  2 months ago

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• Not today, Satan, but next week works.

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  delay, devil, humor, next, procrastination, refusal, sarcasm, Satan, scheduling, today, week, works

• I refuse to be bound by the social construct called “the calendar.” Merry Christmas, everyone.

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  calendar, celebration, Christmas, construct, everyone, holiday, humor, i, merry, refusal, refuse, social, social construct

• To quote Hamlet Act III, Scene III, Line 92 “No.”

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  act, Hamlet, humor, irony, line, minimalism, refusal, sarcasm, scene, Shakespeare

• Never say never. Unless someone asks you when you want to go camping. Then the right answer is always “Never.”

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  always, answer, camping, decision, humor, joke, never, outdoors, refusal, right, sarcasm, say, someone, want

• I would prefer not to.

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  humor, i, indifference, preference, procrastination, refusal

• My husband needs a hearing aid, but refuses to get one because it’s the key to our happy marriage.

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  aid, communication, compromise, happy, hearing, hearing aid, humor, husband, key, marriage, needs, refusal, refuses, relationship

• I refuse to go to a blood bank. I’m not taking your blood money.

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  bank, blood, humor, i, joke, money, pun, refusal, refuse

• I won’t be accepting any parcels for the neighbors in December this year. Last year it was all junk.

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  December, delivery, holiday, humor, i, junk, last, neighbor, neighbors, parcel, refusal, year

• Uber sends notifications like “Hey, want to take an Uber right now?” No thanks, buddy. It’s more for when I need to go somewhere.

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  2 months ago

  app, buddy, convenience, humor, i, message, need, notification, notifications, refusal, ride, right, sarcasm, somewhere, take, thanks, transportation, Uber, want

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