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67 Funny regret quotes

Funny regret quotes πŸ˜‚ are the perfect way to laugh at life’s little oops moments and embrace our imperfect journeys! From quirky missteps to hilarious hindsight, these witty sayings remind us that not all regrets need to be taken seriously πŸ€ͺ. Dive into a world where blunders become punchlines, and mistakes are just another reason to giggle! Whether you’re looking to lighten up your day or share a chuckle with friends, these quotes offer a humorous twist on regret πŸŒ€.

I dunno what I did in a past life but holy crap I’m sorry.

Posted onFeb 24, 2025Feb 24, 2025

I’ve done the math and I regret to inform you I’m your soulmate.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Nothing has paid off less than learning to do the Macarena.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

I’ve deleted enough tweets to know that I should never get a tattoo.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

There are two quantities of popcorn: not enough and what have I done

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Tattoos are a great convo starter. So as an introvert, I kinda regret getting them.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Turning regret into ulcers since the day I was born.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

God: “I don’t regret the Flood, but I do regret the Ark.”

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Like many men my age, my biggest regret is hiring the inexpensive hitman.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Surely, this is the hangover that will teach me my lesson.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

I should’ve gotten my affairs in order before I decided to bite into this hot pepper.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Trust my gut? The thing that tricks me into buying gas station sushi and roller dogs? No thanks.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

I once made the irresponsible decision to drink and drive and now I have to live the rest of my days with a coffee stain on my favorite sweater.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

The worst part about getting sucked up by the tornado you’re filming is to die knowing your wife was right. You are an idiot.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

I know I’m almost 40 because I had a few drinks last night and woke up this morning thinking: Oh no I bought so many socks online last night.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Don’t wait until you’re on your death bed to let them know how you feel. You may be too weak to raise your middle finger.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

What does my tattoo mean? It means I couldn’t be trusted with $200 when I was 18.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

I regret to inform you that the secret to appearing well-read is to read.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

Everytime I spend $20 I think this is fine because I won’t do it again. And then would you believe.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

I wonder how much this “Never mind, it’s only 10 bucks” has already cost me?

Posted onJan 22, 2025

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