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5 months ago
Share →: Remember when we were young and said “I’ll sleep when i’m older”? Well, now we can’t when we want to.

Commentary:
Ah, the irony of adulthood – spending our youth wishing for more sleep, only to grow up and realize we can't hit snooze as often as we'd like. It's like we signed a contract with sleep deprivation without reading the fine print!
5 months ago
Share →: I dunno what I did in a past life but holy crap I’m sorry.

Commentary:
Looks like someone's past life must have been quite the rollercoaster ride! 🎢 Apologies all around, karma can be a tough nut to crack! 😅🔮 #PastLifeProblems
$Funny regret quotes - I’ve done the math and I regret to inform you I’m your soulmate.$

5 months ago
Share →: I’ve done the math and I regret to inform you I’m your soulmate.

Commentary:
"According to my calculations, I'm your soulmate…Sorry, the numbers don't lie! 😏💖 Who knew finding love was as easy as crunching numbers?"
5 months ago
Share →: Nothing has paid off less than learning to do the Macarena.

Commentary:
"Apparently, mastering the Macarena doesn't come with a generous reward, unless you count confusing everyone at weddings as a valuable life skill 🕺🎶💃 #MacarenaFail"
5 months ago
Share →: I’ve deleted enough tweets to know that I should never get a tattoo.

Commentary:
💬 "After deleting more tweets than you can count, it's probably best to stick with temporary body art. Who needs a permanent reminder of their questionable choices, right? 😅💉 #TattooRegrets"
5 months ago
Share →: There are two quantities of popcorn: not enough and what have I done

Commentary:
That's the eternal struggle of popcorn lovers everywhere – the fine line between a snack and a full-blown popcorn feast! 🍿😂 It's a slippery slope from "just a handful" to "oops, I ate the whole bucket." But hey, no regrets when it comes to popcorn, right? 🤷‍♂️ #PopcornProblems
6 months ago
Share →: Tattoos are a great convo starter. So as an introvert, I kinda regret getting them.

Commentary:
"Who knew your arm art could be a louder introvert than you? 🤭 Maybe next time opt for a temporary tattoo to keep the chats at a whisper level. 😜💬 #QuietTattooRegrets"
6 months ago
Share →: Turning regret into ulcers since the day I was born.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic combo of regret and ulcers – truly a match made in gastrointestinal heaven! 🙃🔥 Maybe it's time to turn those regrets into a delightful batch of cupcakes instead? Just a thought! 🧁🤔"
6 months ago
Share →: God: “I don’t regret the Flood, but I do regret the Ark.”

Commentary:
"Well, looks like even God has some 'buyer's remorse' moments! 😄 Maybe next time Noah should've gone with a bigger boat, perhaps a cruise ship 🚢. Lesson learned: always read the fine print before committing to building arks! 🌊☔️ #RegretfulArkBuilder"
6 months ago
Share →: Like many men my age, my biggest regret is hiring the inexpensive hitman.

Commentary:
"Lesson learned: never cut corners when it comes to hitmen. 💸💥 Better to invest in quality work and avoid those budget-friendly deals! 😅 #HitmanFail"