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Funny savings quotes

Save tons of money on a weighted blanket by sleeping under the mattress.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Daylight savings is just a made up holiday to sell more daylight.

Funny Quotes Mar 9, 2025

I think I’ll spend my savings on a lifetime supply of pasta. Worth every penne.

Funny Quotes Feb 12, 2025

Daylight savings is not enough. You need to be daylight investing.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

My life is constantly oscillating between “must save money” and “you only live once”.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

I’ve started taking a brisk walk straight after dinner and it’s saving me an absolute fortune on restaurant bills.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

My savings account has been empty for so long that a Spirit Halloween just opened up inside it.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025