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Someone from 🇩🇿 has downloaded:

My CV is so good, companies are still reading it for 9 months.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has viewed:

Be the one that gets asked to remove the hockey mask, during a conference call, on Friday the 13th.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has shared:

Sticking googly eyes on a potato and introducing him to everyone as my new boyfriend.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has viewed:

Imagine hearing the ice cream truck music, but at night.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has downloaded:

Follow your dreams – ideally in a field that will still require humans when you graduate.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has downloaded:

If you make it through life without being portrayed in a murder documentary, take the win.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has viewed:

They should invent someone who holds me.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has viewed:

Introverts don’t recharge with sleep, we recharge by being left completely alone for 3–5 business days.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has bookmarked:

Three out of five times, my intuition is right. Not in casinos, though.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has downloaded:

I haven’t broken a mirror lately, but my water broke and I’ve had seven years of kids crawling into my bed.

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Making waves on Telegram:

The meeting of the Anonymous Pessimists was canceled. It wouldn’t have helped anyway.

Trending via Instagram:

Behind every great tweet is a person rolling their eyes.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

For whom the doom scrolls!

Live now on YouTube:

After a quick review of my finances, everyone is going to have to be happy with a forehead kiss for Christmas.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

The older I get, the less surprised I’d be if a random body part just fell off one day.

Spotted on Slack:

Twitter hits different, cause it’s like the only social media app you can use effectively while playing music.

Just landed via Threads:

Life is so boring when you don’t have a package on the way.

Trending via Threads:

No kids at my wedding. Gonna Uber the flower girl home when she’s done.

Trending via Pinterest:

Banks: You are broke, so we are going to charge you for being broke.

Seen just now on YouTube:

For once, I would just like to underthink a situation. How do you guys do that?

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Social Media Stars ⭐

85 shares on X this month:

Next time I feel incompetent at my job, I hope I remember that someone once pushed a live software update that crashed half the planet.

99 shares on Facebook this month:

I knew I had issues when motivational speakers started to irritate me.

55 shares on Slack this month:

For Halloween, I will be okay.

53 shares on X this month:

I need a room full of mirrors, so I can be surrounded by losers.

87 shares on Facebook this month:

Dude so boring, it’s like his personality swiped left on him.

53 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’m a bit of a traditionalist, so on my birthday, I smear my body with embryonic fluid.

85 shares on Facebook this month:

Summer Olympics is just me swimming in sweat and wrestling with my sports bra.

11 shares on Snapchat this month:

You don’t need fun to have alcohol.

31 shares on Discord this month:

Hey beauty brands who make face creams: 30ml is only enough for an ant’s face.

49 shares on Threads this month:

People delete their social media and start acting like they got a master’s degree in maturity.

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Hot Jokes 💥

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The problem with self-checkout is that all the cashiers are idiots.

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I have officially reached the age where I am bothered by lights being on, doors left open, loud noises, and people.

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I’ve officially reached the age where I don’t want to do anything after 9pm.

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Y’all made fun of Plankton on Spongebob for dating a computer, and look at y’all now.

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Went to HR to complain about my coworkers but my mom said she can’t fire my kids.

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People who can’t tell the difference between whole numbers and decimals are missing the point.

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A freshly cleaned bathroom triggers an irresistible urge in men to trim their beard.

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Y’all pronounce it data or data?

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Hey, sorry I’m late, I didn’t want to come.

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Cloud 9 is a very high place to fall from.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇮🇹 has bookmarked:

I like running because it’s cheaper than paying for a gym membership. If the gym wants the money I owe them, they’ll have to catch me.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has downloaded:

My pronouns are she/her and my adjectives are problematic/overwhelmed.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has bookmarked:

Some things are better left unsaid, but people get drunk and say them anyway.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has copied:

I’m the only person breathing through my nose at this Walmart.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has copied:

My therapist says I’m preoccupied with revenge. She’s going to regret that.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has shared:

No rizz, just pretty eyes and many unsettling things to say.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has copied:

I wish people had mute buttons in real life.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has viewed:

Having a crush is so stupid. Like, why is this dude in my head at 8 am?

Someone from 🇲🇭 has shared:

I’ve been blocked, unfollowed, and unfriended, but I’ve never been told I’m bad in bed.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has copied:

I mostly keep friendships going because they have my good Tupperware.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via WeChat:

Some woman is out there right now, pregnant with Leonardo DiCaprio’s next girlfriend.

Going viral on Discord:

My husband loves when we fight, and I turn it into a limited series called And Another Thing.

Shared recently on WeChat:

My muffin top has become a full blown birthday cake.

Spotted on Twitch:

I never judge a book by its cover. People, though, I can tell are evil by their stupid faces.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

No matter how early you get up, fate always gets up half an hour earlier.

Seen just now on YouTube:

When the past calls, don’t answer it. It has nothing new to tell you.

Making waves on Twitch:

How late is too late to still be lying in bed, naked, drinking coffee?

Just shared via Snapchat:

Just a little reminder to laugh as much as you can, stay hydrated, and don’t let shitty people kill your vibe.

Making waves on Facebook:

If being hard on yourself worked, it would have worked by now!

Trending via Threads:

“Is this a joke to you?” Unfortunately, everything is a little bit of a joke to me.

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