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Telling my guitar to “stay tuned”.

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To get my cat to eat, I tell him about all the hungry cats in Catfrica.

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Blackout curtains because I’ll decide what time it is.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has downloaded:

Boys are disgusting. Can’t believe I like these things.

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No camera can do justice to a landscape that melts your heart.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has bookmarked:

Just because the deodorant says 48 hours, it does not mean you have to challenge it.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has downloaded:

Let’s take a family trip in this beautiful weather so the kids can complain about family, trips, and beautiful weather that has no wifi.

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Somebody should market a beer called “Occasionally”. So when asked, I can say, “I only drink occasionally”.

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Hey, can I get an ETA on that “this too shall pass”?

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It’s ok to not have a Valentine on Valentine’s Day. I didn’t have a groundhog on Groundhog’s Day.

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Wiping my hands on my pants before I’m shaking someone’s hand, so they spend the rest of the day wondering what I just touched.

Live now on TikTok:

If I was a weather man, I’d leak the weather early to pretty women.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

It’s like ten thousand views when all you need is a like.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

I really want to be nice, but annoying people just won’t let me.

Trending via Twitch:

You don’t scare me, you’re not my kid noticing her sibling got a bigger slice of cake.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Maybe there’s an alternate universe where onions cry when they chop up humans, you don’t know.

Making waves on Threads:

I can’t believe I used to think I was stressed in high school.

Spotted on Telegram:

90% of parenting is wondering when you can lie down again.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Demi Lovato is short for demilitarized love potato.

Breaking via Snapchat:

Narcissus fell in love with his own image, but was immediately annoyed at how it always tried to talk while he was talking.

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Funny savings quotes

Funny savings quotes 💸✨ bring humor to the sometimes serious world of budgeting and money management. They remind us that saving doesn’t have to be boring or stressful—it can be a laugh-out-loud adventure! 😂 Whether you’re stashing cash for a rainy day 🌧️ or just trying to avoid impulse buys 🍩, these witty sayings will keep your spirits high and your wallet happy. Ready to giggle your way to financial freedom? Let’s dive in! 🚀💰

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1 week ago
Share →: My save-for-later cart on Amazon is up to about $1.5 million dollars.

Commentary:
Looks like someone's preparing for the ultimate online shopping spree! 🛒💸 #Goals
4 months ago
Share →: Save tons of money on a weighted blanket by sleeping under the mattress.

Commentary:
"Who needs fancy bedding when you've got a mattress for that extra *weight* in your life? 💸😴 #BudgetSleepingHacks"
4 months ago
Share →: Daylight savings is just a made up holiday to sell more daylight.

Commentary:
"Ah, daylight savings – the sneaky scheme to make us believe we're getting more time when really we're just losing sleep! 💡⏰ Who knew selling daylight could be so profitable? 😂☀️"
5 months ago
Share →: I think I’ll spend my savings on a lifetime supply of pasta. Worth every penne.

Commentary:
"Who needs a retirement fund when you can invest in carbs? 🍝💸 #PastaOverPockets #CarbConnoisseur"
6 months ago
Share →: Daylight savings is not enough. You need to be daylight investing.

Commentary:
"Daylight savings is so last season! 💤⏰ Time to level up and invest in those precious rays! ☀️💰 Who knew sunbeams could be such a hot commodity? 😎💸 #DaylightInvesting"
6 months ago
Share →: My life is constantly oscillating between “must save money” and “you only live once”.

Commentary:
Ah, the eternal dance of financial responsibility versus YOLO mentality! 💸🎉 It's like trying to balance your piggy bank on one foot while doing the Cha-Cha slide. 💃💰 Just remember, you can't spell "YOLO" without "LOL" – so embrace the budgeting rollercoaster with a side of laughter! 😄🎢 #BrokeButFabulous
6 months ago
Share →: I’ve started taking a brisk walk straight after dinner and it’s saving me an absolute fortune on restaurant bills.

Commentary:
"Who knew a few post-dinner laps around the block could be the best form of 'table service' savings? 🚶‍♂️💸 Forget fine dining, it's all about the 'fine walking' now! 🍽️😂"
6 months ago
Share →: My savings account has been empty for so long that a Spirit Halloween just opened up inside it.

Commentary:
"Looks like my savings account could use some serious exorcism 🧟‍♂️💸 Who knew being broke could be so hauntingly festive! Time to summon some financial wizards to cast a spell on my bank balance 🔮✨ #BrokeLife"

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Someone from 🇭🇳 has downloaded:

You can really tell somebody’s mental state by they hair.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has viewed:

Tomorrow isn’t promised, so make sure you tell bad people they’re bad.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has bookmarked:

Remember when you could lay in one position for hours, now you have to rotate like a rotisserie chicken every 15 minutes or a hip hurts.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has bookmarked:

I would like to have the peace of mind of a cow. I already have the body.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has bookmarked:

As a kid, I used to watch The Wizard of Oz and wonder how someone could talk if they didn’t have a brain. Then I got social media.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has downloaded:

If Shakespeare were being born today, he’d be “Shaxxespyr.”

Someone from 🇳🇦 has shared:

You’re the ‘S’ to my ‘HTTP’; without you, I’m just a bad connection!

Someone from 🇰🇳 has bookmarked:

I’m nervous that my diet pill will stick in my throat, so I usually eat a few cookies after to help push it down.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has bookmarked:

Being social sucks all my energy.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has copied:

I stay up late every night, regret it in the morning, and the next day I do it all over again.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Messenger:

Keep your temper. Nobody else wants it.

Trending via Twitch:

Me: I love you more than a flower loves the sun. Him: I love you more than a teenager loves his phone.

Seen just now on Facebook:

FaceTiming me is for platinum members only.

Trending via Pinterest:

I can’t believe Halloween was 10 pounds ago.

Trending via X:

The problem with people starts when we expect things from them, or have anything to do with them.

Live now on Discord:

Feeling melancholy. Think I’ll have a drink and make things much worse.

Going viral on WeChat:

How you conduct yourself when using plastic wrap is the real you.

Making waves on X:

The only thing worse than children talking about sex is adults talking about politics.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Objection your honor, if the prosecutor doesn’t have anything nice to say then he shouldn’t say anything at all.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

No more relationships for me; the last one was an embarrassment to my gangsta.

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