Funny scheme quotes

• Exercise gives you energy, but you need energy to exercise. Sounds like a pyramid scheme to me.

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  1 month ago

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• My wife bought new towels and they’re different colors, so I know the entire color scheme of my house is about to change.

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  1 month ago

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• Probably the worst thing about pyramid schemes is how they make you advertise to all your friends and family that you are part of a pyramid scheme.

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  1 month ago

  advertising, family, friends, humor, irony, pressure, pyramid, pyramid scheme, scheme, social, social pressure, thing, worst, worst thing

• The first pyramid scheme was when the Egyptians took credit for the pyramids that were clearly built by aliens.

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  1 month ago

  aliens, built, conspiracy, credit, Egyptians, history, humor, pyramid, pyramids, scheme

• Having children is a pyramid scheme.

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  2 months ago

  children, choice, family, humor, joke, life, life choice, parenting, pyramid, pyramid scheme, responsibility, scheme

• The gym gives you energy, but you need energy to get to the gym. Feels like a pyramid scheme, if you ask me.

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  4 months ago

  ask, energy, feels, gym, me, need, pyramid, scheme

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