Funny scheme quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Exercise gives you energy, but you need energy to exercise. Sounds like a pyramid scheme to me.

  Commentary:
  "Trying to break into the energy pyramid scheme: Step 1, invest in a nap. Step 2, repeat. 💤💪😆"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My wife bought new towels and they’re different colors, so I know the entire color scheme of my house is about to change.

  Commentary:
  Looks like the towels are leading a revolution in your household! 🌈 Time to embrace the new colorful era and bid farewell to your old monochromatic days! 🎨 Who knew towels could hold so much power and influence? 😂🛁#TowelRevolution

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Probably the worst thing about pyramid schemes is how they make you advertise to all your friends and family that you are part of a pyramid scheme.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the ultimate betrayal: having to recruit your loved ones into a pyramid scheme and pray they still love you after 😅🔺 Just when you thought family dinners were awkward enough, right?

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The first pyramid scheme was when the Egyptians took credit for the pyramids that were clearly built by aliens.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the Egyptians were pyramid schemers in more ways than one! 🛸🇪🇬 Don't you hate it when you build a massive ancient wonder only for aliens to steal the spotlight? 👽 #AlienBuilders"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Having children is a pyramid scheme.

  Commentary:
  "Having children is basically signing up for a lifelong pyramid scheme where the 'investment' keeps growing… in toys, clothes, and college tuition! 🧸👶💸#Parenting101"

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