Funny scheme quotes

Funny scheme quotes are the perfect way to add a little mischief and laughter to your day! 😜 Whether you’re plotting harmless pranks or just love clever twists, these witty lines will spark your creativity and keep the smiles coming. πŸ˜πŸ’‘ Get ready to unleash your inner trickster and share some cheeky vibes with friends! πŸŽ‰πŸ˜‚

Funny scheme quotes - My wife bought new towels and they’re different colors, so I know the entire color scheme of my house is about to change.

My wife bought new towels and they’re different colors, so I know the entire color scheme of my house is about to change.

Commentary:
Looks like the towels are leading a revolution in your household! 🌈 Time to embrace the new colorful era and bid farewell to your old monochromatic days! 🎨 Who knew towels could hold so much power and influence? πŸ˜‚πŸ›#TowelRevolution

Funny scheme quotes - Probably the worst thing about pyramid schemes is how they make you advertise to all your friends and family that you are part of a pyramid scheme.

Probably the worst thing about pyramid schemes is how they make you advertise to all your friends and family that you are part of a pyramid scheme.

Commentary:
Ah, the ultimate betrayal: having to recruit your loved ones into a pyramid scheme and pray they still love you after πŸ˜…πŸ”Ί Just when you thought family dinners were awkward enough, right?

Funny scheme quotes - The first pyramid scheme was when the Egyptians took credit for the pyramids that were clearly built by aliens.

The first pyramid scheme was when the Egyptians took credit for the pyramids that were clearly built by aliens.

Commentary:
"Looks like the Egyptians were pyramid schemers in more ways than one! πŸ›ΈπŸ‡ͺπŸ‡¬ Don't you hate it when you build a massive ancient wonder only for aliens to steal the spotlight? πŸ‘½ #AlienBuilders"