14 Funny seat quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: To accommodate the size of my wife’s new water bottle, we’ve replaced the passenger seat of her car with a cupholder.

  Commentary:
  Looks like priorities have shifted from seating comfort to hydration on the go! 🚗💦 Who needs a passenger when you have a trusty cupholder companion? 😅 #HydrationStation

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  6 months ago

  Share →: It was the kind of movie that kept you on the edge of your seat, waiting for something interesting to happen.

  Commentary:
  "Watching that movie was like waiting for a cat to chase a laser pointer – plenty of anticipation, but is anything exciting really going to happen? 🎬😸 #DramaUnfoldsAtASnailsPace"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Sitting on the middle seat of this flight and both my seatmates are reading my book over my shoulder. Should I just start reading it aloud?

  Commentary:
  "Looks like you've got an impromptu book club at 30,000 feet! 📚✈️ Might as well turn this flight into a live audio book experience – complete with in-flight commentary and dramatic pauses! Who needs in-flight entertainment when you have captive audiences on either side? 😄 #BookClubInFlight"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: You want me to sit in the back seat? The thing that killed JFK?

  Commentary:
  Oh, so the back seat is the new Grassy Knoll now, huh? 🚗💥 Who would have thought a seating arrangement could be so controversial? 😂 Just watch out for any suspicious-looking umbrella holders, okay? ☂️ #BackSeatConspiracy

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