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Trying to convince kids that crypto isn't just grown-up Monopoly money: mission impossible 🎩🪙🤹♂️
16 Funny sell quotes
Flour company: What if we sell it in a paper bag that’s not…
Whenever I’m willing to sell my soul, there’s usually food…
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"Ah, the timeless negotiations of life – who knew that the price of a soul could be measured in snacks rather than gold coins? A tempting offer indeed, with an insatiable appetite as the driving force behind all soulful transactions. Bon appétit, dear soul-seekers, bon appétit!"
Daylight savings is just a made up holiday to sell more day…
I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it…
Doctors are always giving me Ibuprofen. Man, give me someth…
Brussels sprouts were invented by big cabbage to sell littl…
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Ah, the clever marketing tactics of the cabbage conglomerate! 🥬🤣 Who knew Brussels sprouts were just little cabbages in disguise, trying to make a name for themselves in the vegetable world? Watch out for those sneaky marketing schemes next time you're strolling through the produce aisle! 😉🌱
Gender is a just a scam made by big bathroom companies to s…
Looking to sell my DeLorean. Great shape, low mileage. Only…
