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Whenever I’m willing to sell my soul, there’s usually food involved.

1 month ago

Daylight savings is just a made up holiday to sell more daylight.

2 months ago

I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.

2 months ago

Doctors are always giving me Ibuprofen. Man, give me something I can sell.

3 months ago

Brussels sprouts were invented by big cabbage to sell little cabbages.

3 months ago

Gender is a just a scam made by big bathroom companies to sell more bathrooms.

3 months ago

Looking to sell my DeLorean. Great shape, low mileage. Only driven from time to time.

3 months ago

We have decided to sell the house. How long do you think it will take for our landlord to find out?

3 months ago

New COVID variant tries to sell you an extended auto warranty.

3 months ago

I will never sell out my integrity unless I am offered something for it.

3 months ago

At no single point in the Bible does it tell you not to sell drugs.

3 months ago

Never forget that your fave celebs were trying to sell you cartoon monkey pictures during a pandemic.

3 months ago

Throwing someone under the bus sounds hard, let’s just sell ’em down the river and call it a day.

3 months ago

Can I sell my feelings on ebay, I don’t want them anymore.

3 months ago