14 Funny sell quotes

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Whenever I’m willing to sell my soul, there’s usually food involved.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the timeless negotiations of life – who knew that the price of a soul could be measured in snacks rather than gold coins? A tempting offer indeed, with an insatiable appetite as the driving force behind all soulful transactions. Bon appétit, dear soul-seekers, bon appétit!"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Daylight savings is just a made up holiday to sell more daylight.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, daylight savings – the sneaky scheme to make us believe we're getting more time when really we're just losing sleep! 💡⏰ Who knew selling daylight could be so profitable? 😂☀️"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.

  Commentary:
  "Talk about getting too attached to your work! If only those couches and chairs could talk, they'd probably ask for a raise."

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Doctors are always giving me Ibuprofen. Man, give me something I can sell.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like this guy is ready to capitalize on his unlimited supply of Ibuprofen 😂! Maybe he's onto something… Ibuprofen stand, anyone? 💊💰 #EntrepreneurialGoals"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Brussels sprouts were invented by big cabbage to sell little cabbages.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the clever marketing tactics of the cabbage conglomerate! 🥬🤣 Who knew Brussels sprouts were just little cabbages in disguise, trying to make a name for themselves in the vegetable world? Watch out for those sneaky marketing schemes next time you're strolling through the produce aisle! 😉🌱

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Gender is a just a scam made by big bathroom companies to sell more bathrooms.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew that bathrooms were the mastermind behind the whole gender debate? 🚽💰 Don't be fooled, folks, it's all a ploy to push more porcelain thrones our way! 😂 #BathroomConspiracy"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Looking to sell my DeLorean. Great shape, low mileage. Only driven from time to time.

  Commentary:
  "Looking to part ways with my DeLorean – it's in great shape and has low mileage. 🚗💨 Only driven from time to time… literally! ⏳ Who needs roads when you can travel through time? 😉⏰ #BackToTheFuture"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: We have decided to sell the house. How long do you think it will take for our landlord to find out?

  Commentary:
  Well, considering how fast gossip spreads faster than the speed of light in the landlord world, I'd say give it about 10 seconds 😂🕰️🏘️ Good luck with your speedy home-selling escapades!

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  6 months ago

  Share →: New COVID variant tries to sell you an extended auto warranty.

  Commentary:
  Looks like this new COVID variant is not only spreading quickly but also has a side hustle as a telemarketer! 🦠🚗 "Hello there, may I interest you in a lifetime warranty for your lungs and taste buds?" 😂 #COVIDVariantSalesPitch

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I will never sell out my integrity unless I am offered something for it.

  Commentary:
  "If the price is right, I might consider auctioning off my integrity on eBay 🤑 But hey, at least I'm being upfront about it! 💁‍♂️ #IntegrityForSale"

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