19 Funny sell quotes

• I tried explaining crypto to my nine-year-old, and she said, “It sounds like someone is trying to sell you their imaginary friend.”

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  1 day ago

  child, crypto, explaining, explanation, friend, humor, i, imaginary, imaginary friend, misunderstanding, nine-year-old, said, sell, selling, someone, sounds, tried, trying

• If you want to sell something to a woman, show her other women using it. If you want to sell something to a man, prove to him no other man has it.

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  1 week ago

  advertising, behavior, consumer, consumer behavior, difference, gender, gender difference, humor, man, marketing, prove, sales, sales strategy, sell, show, something, strategy, using, want, woman, women

• I just wanna buy $16 worth of a meme coin and sell it for $2.6M two weeks later.

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  1 week ago

  16, buy, coin, cryptocurrency, finance, humor, i, investment, just, later, meme, meme coin, money, profit, sell, thinking, trading, weeks, wishful, wishful thinking, worth

• Scooby Doo was a woke-ass show. Every villain was just a landlord trying to scare people off their property so they could sell it.

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  2 months ago

  doo, every, just, landlord, people, property, scare, scooby, Scooby Doo, sell, show, trying, villain, woke

• Flour company: What if we sell it in a paper bag that’s not fully sealed at the bottom?

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  2 months ago

  bag, bottom, company, design, flaw, flour, humor, packaging, paper, paper bag, product, product flaw, seal, sell

• Whenever I’m willing to sell my soul, there’s usually food involved.

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  2 months ago

  desire, food, humor, sacrifice, sell, soul, temptation

• Daylight savings is just a made up holiday to sell more daylight.

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  2 months ago

  daylight, daylight saving, holiday, just, made-up, saving, savings, sell

• I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.

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  2 months ago

  furniture, humor, irony, joke, living, own, sell, trouble

• Doctors are always giving me Ibuprofen. Man, give me something I can sell.

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  2 months ago

  always, doctor, doctors, give, giving, humor, i, ibuprofen, joke, man, me, medicine, pharmacy, prescription, sell, something

• Brussels sprouts were invented by big cabbage to sell little cabbages.

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  2 months ago

  big, brussels, Brussels sprout, cabbage, comedy, food, humor, invention, joke, little, satire, sell, sprout, vegetable

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