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5 months ago
Share →: An evil genius rising to a position of power is bad but it makes sense at least. Feels insulting we’re constantly seeing evil idiots doing it instead.

Commentary:
"Imagine the chaos if evil geniuses decided to join forces with evil idiots – we'd be in for a wild, nonsensical ride! 🤯🦹‍♂️🤪 Let's hope common sense prevails over the reign of foolishness! 😅👑"
5 months ago
Share →: One night stands just make more sense for single people. Why would you need a night stand on both sides of the bed?

Commentary:
"Who needs two night stands when you can barely handle one? 🤔 Let's save some space for the important stuff – like a whole collection of mismatched socks under the bed! 🧦😂"
5 months ago
Share →: Lying to stupid people can give you a profound sense of satisfaction, it can also make you president.

Commentary:
Ah, the timeless strategy of deception for success – seems like some people take it to heart a little too enthusiastically! 🤥💼👨‍💼 Just remember, honesty is still the best policy…unless you have political ambitions, apparently! 🏛️🤣 #TruthIsOptional
5 months ago
Share →: Not arguing with people anymore, I’m just gonna say “it makes sense that you would think that”.

Commentary:
"Ah, the wise art of diplomatic agreement! 🤝 No need for squabbles when you can simply nod and smile at differing opinions. It makes perfect sense, really! 🤔😄 #PeaceMaker"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m trying to cut back on how much sense I make.

Commentary:
"Who needs sense when you've got charm and pizzazz? 🤪✨ Let's make confusion fashionable, darling! 🍸💃"
5 months ago
Share →: Love it when you say or do some common sense thing and the other person has “file not found” written all over their face.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic "file not found" error – a universal expression for when logic and reason fail to compute in someone's mind 😂 It's like they're stuck in a loop of confusion while you're smoothly navigating the common sense highway 🚗💨 Keep sprinkling common sense around like confetti and watch as others struggle to process it! 🎉💭
5 months ago
Share →: I don’t need all of these heat advisory warnings on my phone. I’ve been outside. I have skin. I know.

Commentary:
"Ah, yes, because nothing says summer like being constantly reminded that you might melt into a puddle of sweat. 🌞😅 Perhaps next they'll send you a notification about the dangers of standing too close to the sun on a hot day. Stay cool out there, skin warrior! 💪😎"
5 months ago
Share →: Damn boy, are you a horoscope? Because I’m selectively focusing on the parts of you that make sense for me.

Commentary:
"Talk about customizing your universe! 🌌🔮 Looks like someone's reading between the stars to create their perfect match. Who needs a horoscope when you've got a personalized cosmic connection? 😂✨#selectiveastrology"
5 months ago
Share →: Chores give kids a sense of responsibility while teaching relevant life skills such as procrastination.

Commentary:
"Chores – the ultimate character-building activity that also doubles as a crash course in the art of procrastination 🧹💼 Who knew doing dishes could prepare you for all-nighters in college and last-minute work deadlines? Parenting, where mundane tasks become valuable life lessons!"
5 months ago
Share →: My issue with Jeopardy is that you never get the sense that the contestants are in any real danger.

Commentary:
"Watching Jeopardy is like witnessing a battle of wits with all the intensity of a kindergarten spelling bee 🐝. It's all fun and games until someone misspells 'cat'! 😅 #NoFearNoJeopardy"