28 Funny sense quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Once you realize I’m an idiot, my posts start to make a lot more sense.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the wisdom of the self-proclaimed idiot! 🤪 Embracing one's foolishness is the first step to enlightenment…or at least in having your posts finally understood! 🙃"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Actually, men should take the pill. It makes more sense to unload the gun than to shoot at a bulletproof vest.

  Commentary:
  "Men taking the pill? Now that's what you call a true 'bulletproof' plan! 🚫💊😂 Who knew unloading the gun could be the ultimate form of contraception! 🔫😏 #SafeAndSound"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Rent really don’t make no sense. Like, why is my apartment getting a raise every year? Who is doing the performance review?

  Commentary:
  "Rent be out here acting like it's striving for that promotion to Executive Suite 🏢📈 Who knew paying rent could come with an annual performance evaluation? 😂 Maybe it's time for a feedback session with your landlord?"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.

  Commentary:
  "Common sense is like deodorant – it works best when actually applied! 😅 Sadly, it seems some folks just prefer to go au naturel in the brains department! 🧠💨 #StayFreshStaySmart"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, sometimes the wise don't need words of wisdom, it’s the dim bulbs that could use a light bulb moment! 💡😄 #KeepItBright #WisdomIsOptional"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

  Commentary:
  "Knowledge: Tomato is a fruit. Wisdom: Tomato doesn't belong in fruit salad. 🍅🥗 Stay sharp, folks, don't let tomatoes sneak into your fruit salads!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this makes no sense, microwave.

  Commentary:
  🌹🤷‍♂️ "Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem's logic took a wrong turn… and ended up in a microwave! 🔄🔥"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Common sense is so rare these days that it should be considered a superpower.

  Commentary:
  "Finding someone with common sense these days is like discovering a mythical creature! 🦄 Let's just hope they don't keep their powers a secret. 💫✨ #SuperSense"

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