Commentary:
“Gone are the days when we picked up the phone like we were on a mystery game show! 🤔📞 Now it's more of a 'who's the masked telemarketer?' 🎭😂"
49 Funny sense quotes
You gotta act cool, calm, and collected around liquid eyeli…
My bad for thinking everyone has common sense.
The downside of common sense is, having to deal with those…
I love saying “exactly” to stuff that doesn’t make sense.
Commentary:
Ah, yes, the classic "exactly" response to utter nonsense – it's the perfect blend of confusion and sass! 🤔🤷♂️ Next time someone spouts gibberish, just hit them with a deadpan "exactly" and watch the hilarity unfold. It's like adding a sprinkle of sarcasm to an already bizarre conversation! 😄👏
Clearly I’m not doing Dry January unless you mean sense of…
Hate when people ask “why is it called Silence of the Lambs…
Don’t bother telling me where you’re from, I have no geogra…
Just as “magic spells” use special rhymes and a…
Commentary:
Ah, the mystical incantations of legal jargon! 🧙♂️✨ It's like lawyers are wizards casting spells with words instead of wands. 🪄 "Hear ye, hear ye, by the power vested in these terms and conditions!" 📜💼 Don't be fooled by the smoke and mirrors of legalese – it's all just wordy wizardry in a three-piece suit! 👔🔮
