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27 Funny sense quotes

My bad for thinking everyone has common sense.

2 months ago

The downside of common sense is, having to deal with those that lack it.

3 months ago

I love saying “exactly” to stuff that doesn’t make sense.

3 months ago

Clearly I’m not doing Dry January unless you mean sense of humor.

3 months ago

Hate when people ask “why is it called Silence of the Lambs?” Like, did you hear any lambs during the movie? Use your head!

3 months ago

Don’t bother telling me where you’re from, I have no geographical knowledge and no sense of direction.

3 months ago

Just as “magic spells” use special rhymes and archaic terms to signal their power, the convoluted language of legalese acts to convey a sense of authority.

3 months ago

I am under no obligation to make sense to you.

3 months ago

Never get in between a girl and her fries. It’s just common sense really.

3 months ago

An evil genius rising to a position of power is bad but it makes sense at least. Feels insulting we’re constantly seeing evil idiots doing it instead.

3 months ago

One night stands just make more sense for single people. Why would you need a night stand on both sides of the bed?

3 months ago

Lying to stupid people can give you a profound sense of satisfaction, it can also make you president.

3 months ago

Not arguing with people anymore, I’m just gonna say “it makes sense that you would think that”.

3 months ago

I’m trying to cut back on how much sense I make.

3 months ago

Love it when you say or do some common sense thing and the other person has “file not found” written all over their face.

3 months ago

I don’t need all of these heat advisory warnings on my phone. I’ve been outside. I have skin. I know.

3 months ago

Damn boy, are you a horoscope? Because I’m selectively focusing on the parts of you that make sense for me.

3 months ago

Chores give kids a sense of responsibility while teaching relevant life skills such as procrastination.

3 months ago

My issue with Jeopardy is that you never get the sense that the contestants are in any real danger.

3 months ago

Once you realize I’m an idiot, my posts start to make a lot more sense.

3 months ago