33 Funny sense quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: All kids are born with a sixth sense that lets them know the absolute worst time to ask for something.

  Commentary:
  When kids ask for a snack right as you sit down, they must have a PhD in Impossibletimingology! 🍪🕰️😅

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  1 week ago

  Share →: If “live each day as if it’s your last” means being paralyzed with anxiety and a sense of impending doom, then I am absolutely nailing it.

  Commentary:
  Nailing this "last day" vibe so well, I might as well be the Olympic champion of existential dread! 🏆😅

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  1 week ago

  Share →: The week before your period doesn’t make any sense… until you realize it’s the week before your period.

  Commentary:
  "When you're baking emotional cookies and you finally realize the missing ingredient is PMS. 🍪🌀🤔 #MakesSenseNow"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: My toxic trait is that I expect people to have common sense, and I get mad when they don’t.

  Commentary:
  "Common sense: not so common? 🚫🤔 Guess we're all just walking plot twists! 😂🙃"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: The Scream movies were believable in the ’90s, but no one with any common sense answers unknown numbers on their phones anymore.

  Commentary:
  “Gone are the days when we picked up the phone like we were on a mystery game show! 🤔📞 Now it's more of a 'who's the masked telemarketer?' 🎭😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: You gotta act cool, calm, and collected around liquid eyeliner because it can sense your fear.

  Commentary:
  “Beware the liquid eyeliner—it’s like an emotional ninja stealthily waiting for your moment of weakness. Stay calm, stay steady, or you’ll end up with a spider’s web on your eyelids! 😱👁️💧🤣”

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My bad for thinking everyone has common sense.

  Commentary:
  "Apologies for overestimating the commonness of sense… 🤦‍♂️ Next time, I'll lower my expectations to 'barely-there sense' level! 🤪"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The downside of common sense is, having to deal with those that lack it.

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  Oh, the struggle of being surrounded by common sense-challenged individuals 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♀️ It's like trying to explain colors to someone who sees only in black and white! Embrace the chaos with a smile and a splash of sarcasm 😜 #CommonSenseStruggles

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I love saying “exactly” to stuff that doesn’t make sense.

  Commentary:
  Ah, yes, the classic "exactly" response to utter nonsense – it's the perfect blend of confusion and sass! 🤔🤷‍♂️ Next time someone spouts gibberish, just hit them with a deadpan "exactly" and watch the hilarity unfold. It's like adding a sprinkle of sarcasm to an already bizarre conversation! 😄👏

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Clearly I’m not doing Dry January unless you mean sense of humor.

  Commentary:
  "Clearly I'm not doing Dry January unless you mean sense of humor! 🍷😂 Who needs a sober month when laughter is the best medicine? Cheers to keeping our spirits high and our jokes flowing! 🥂😜 #DrySenseOfHumor"

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