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Hate when people ask “why is it called Silence of the Lambs?” Like, did you hear any lambs during the movie? Use your head!
Damn boy, are you a horoscope? Because I’m selectively focusing on the parts of you that make sense for me.
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.
Don’t bother telling me where you’re from, I have no geographical knowledge and no sense of direction.
I don’t need all of these heat advisory warnings on my phone. I’ve been outside. I have skin. I know.

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2 months ago
Share →: You gotta act cool, calm, and collected around liquid eyeliner because it can sense your fear.

Commentary:
“Beware the liquid eyeliner—it’s like an emotional ninja stealthily waiting for your moment of weakness. Stay calm, stay steady, or you’ll end up with a spider’s web on your eyelids! 😱👁️💧🤣”
4 months ago
Share →: My bad for thinking everyone has common sense.

Commentary:
"Apologies for overestimating the commonness of sense… 🤦‍♂️ Next time, I'll lower my expectations to 'barely-there sense' level! 🤪"
5 months ago
Share →: The downside of common sense is, having to deal with those that lack it.

Commentary:
Oh, the struggle of being surrounded by common sense-challenged individuals 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♀️ It's like trying to explain colors to someone who sees only in black and white! Embrace the chaos with a smile and a splash of sarcasm 😜 #CommonSenseStruggles
5 months ago
Share →: I love saying “exactly” to stuff that doesn’t make sense.

Commentary:
Ah, yes, the classic "exactly" response to utter nonsense – it's the perfect blend of confusion and sass! 🤔🤷‍♂️ Next time someone spouts gibberish, just hit them with a deadpan "exactly" and watch the hilarity unfold. It's like adding a sprinkle of sarcasm to an already bizarre conversation! 😄👏
5 months ago
Share →: Clearly I’m not doing Dry January unless you mean sense of humor.

Commentary:
"Clearly I'm not doing Dry January unless you mean sense of humor! 🍷😂 Who needs a sober month when laughter is the best medicine? Cheers to keeping our spirits high and our jokes flowing! 🥂😜 #DrySenseOfHumor"
5 months ago
Share →: Hate when people ask “why is it called Silence of the Lambs?” Like, did you hear any lambs during the movie? Use your head!

Commentary:
Well, it's pretty baa-d and baffling to expect a lamb chorus in a movie about a serial killer with a taste for human flesh. 🐑🙉 Maybe it should have been titled "Silence of the Lambs… Because Lambs Don't Really Do Much Talking Anyway!" 🤣 #HeadScratcher
5 months ago
Share →: Don’t bother telling me where you’re from, I have no geographical knowledge and no sense of direction.

Commentary:
"Lost and clueless, a true citizen of the world! 🌍🗺️ Who needs maps when you have a sense of adventure (and zero sense of direction)? 😄 #GlobalCitizen #LostButHappy"
5 months ago
Share →: Just as “magic spells” use special rhymes and archaic terms to signal their power, the convoluted language of legalese acts to convey a sense of authority.

Commentary:
Ah, the mystical incantations of legal jargon! 🧙‍♂️✨ It's like lawyers are wizards casting spells with words instead of wands. 🪄 "Hear ye, hear ye, by the power vested in these terms and conditions!" 📜💼 Don't be fooled by the smoke and mirrors of legalese – it's all just wordy wizardry in a three-piece suit! 👔🔮
5 months ago
Share →: I am under no obligation to make sense to you.

Commentary:
"Who needs logic when you have sass? 💁‍♀️✨ Remember, I make as much sense as a unicorn riding a skateboard. 🦄🛹"
5 months ago
Share →: Never get in between a girl and her fries. It’s just common sense really.

Commentary:
"Trying to come between a girl and her fries is like challenging a tornado to a dance-off 💃🍟 Trust me, you do not want to mess with that kind of 'hangry' force of nature! 😂 #FriesOverGuys"