242 Funny situation quotes

• Everything is 10 times funnier when you are supposed to be quiet.

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  3 weeks ago

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• No matter how messed up your situation is, someone on Reddit’s already lived it, cried about it, and made a 3-part update with screenshots and farmed 12k upvotes.

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  3 weeks ago

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• It’s interesting growing up and learning that most adults are not smart. I had my suspicions as a kid, but I didn’t think the situation was this dire.

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  3 weeks ago

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• If you ever see me out in public, just know I don’t want to be there.

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  3 weeks ago

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• My wheelchair keeps making a screaming noise when I run over people.

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  3 weeks ago

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• That awkward moment you can’t understand what somebody is saying after they have repeated it about five times.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Imagine being a giraffe and having to throw up.

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  3 weeks ago

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• My neighbors were yelling so loud at their kids to clean up their room that out of fear even I started cleaning my room.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Dracula had it right, sleep all day, live alone in a castle and explode into a thousand bats to get out of social situations.

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  3 weeks ago

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• And for my next trick, I’m going to make this first date the last date.

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  3 weeks ago

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