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Performing the "I saw nothing" ninja move: the true art of making awkward disappear! 🥷😅
1316 Funny social quotes
When you’re in the movie theater, people start inventing new ways to cough.
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Sounds like they're competing for an Oscar in "Best Cough Performance" 😂🎬🎭
One of my friends bought a pair of Meta glasses, so the whole friend group started referring to him as “the pervert,” until he got rid of them.
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Looks like the Meta glasses went from "lens to laughs" real quick! 🤓🤣👀
True friendship is allowing a certain level of ghosting to go unmentioned.
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When your friendship is less about texting back and more about telepathic vibes 😂👻📱
Pyramid schemes are a great way to make new pals.
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Joining a pyramid scheme: making friends one awkward family gathering at a time! 😂💸🤝
At the strip club, sighing loudly until the stripper asks what’s wrong.
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When you go for dancing and end up getting free therapy instead 💃🕺😂
I be outside telling people I don’t got social media when they ask.
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Who needs social media when you can just post your thoughts directly into the universe? 📡🤔🌌
Born to screenshot everything and never look at it again.
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😂📸 Guilty as charged! My phone's storage is basically a screenshot museum I never visit! 🖼️✨
Not sure how to flirt, but I can make things awkward if you’re into that.
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Trying to flirt? I'm more like an unripe avocado—awkwardly hard to handle but potentially delightful! 🥑😅
The greatest trick ever was making people feel more connected, when they are actually more alone than ever.
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Guess we're all just "together-alone" now, like a virtual game of hide and seek where no one wants to be found! 🤦♂️📱 #ModernMagic