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Finally, a place where 'explaining my 2-year gap' means 'recovering from my ex-job'! 😅📉✨
1328 Funny social quotes
The mid-30s transition from active social media user to silent lurker is so real.
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When "liking" posts transitions into silently judging them 😄🔍📱
Watching football with people who don’t usually watch football is an infuriating experience.
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Trying to explain the offside rule to a non-football fan is like trying to eat soup with a fork! 🥄🙃🏈
Realizing mid-convo that this is their final episode in my life.
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Sounds like it's time for them to join the cast of "No More Seasons" 🍿🚪👋
Ragebait idea: like your own texts during an argument.
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Liking my own texts during an argument: because sometimes, you just have to be your own biggest fan! 😂👍💬
“I’m so fiercely anti-nostalgia I won’t even tell my coworkers what I did over the weekend, lest I look back on it too fondly.”
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Living in the moment so hard, I refuse to remember what I had for breakfast! 🕰️😂🥐
I love when I give strangers a cigarette, and they act like I saved their life.
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"Passing out life jackets one cig at a time! 🚬🛟😄"
Life would be much easier if I could mark people as spam.
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Spammer alert! If only life had a 'junk folder' for annoying humans! 🚫🙅♂️😂
There should be an anti-LinkedIn app where everyone posts their failures, and we congratulate them for it.
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Finally, a place where my extensive collection of 'oops moments' can really shine! 🎉🙈 #FailsAndFriends
Dating tip: if a guy tells you he’s not very political, he’s conservative but has learned that won’t get him laid.
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Sounds like he's still waiting for his political compass to load… ⏳🔄💼