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Instead of making a sound, car alarms that go off at night should blast your name so everyone knows it’s your car.

4 weeks ago

People who read and do research will always sound crazy to people who don’t.

1 month ago

I was not prepared for my knees to sound like someone is breaking spaghetti noodles in half every time I go up the stairs.

1 month ago

I’m sorry, but when you call me ‘batshit crazy’ it’s almost starting to sound like you think it’s a bad thing!

1 month ago

I’ve never been to hell, but I once forgot to buy batteries for the toys on Christmas morning. The sound is still ringing in my ears.

1 month ago

I’m pretty sure my husband’s favorite sound is the oven range fan turning on when I start making dinner.

2 months ago

Old Spice doesn’t sound like something you wanna smell.

3 months ago

I can handle most things in life, but hearing people chew isn’t one of them.

3 months ago

The sound of rain outside when you’re in bed is elite.

3 months ago

“Apple Music has better sound quality!” Okay, but my entire life is on Spotify, my playlists are my children.

3 months ago

I didn’t mean to mimic your voice, I just had to know what it felt like to sound like that.

3 months ago

You sound smart. You some kinda ‘ologist?

3 months ago

Light is faster than sound. That’s why people seem so bright until you hear them talk.

3 months ago

Dog barking like an angry baby, baby crying like an angry dog.

3 months ago

That sound when you close the cupboard and hear something fall inside, that’s the sound of somebody else’s problem.

3 months ago

If you live in the same hemisphere as me, you’ve probably already heard me sneeze.

3 months ago

Dating profiles should make you share a sound bite of you sneezing.

3 months ago

Shout-out to my embarrassingly squeaky ass bed frame that makes me sound more popular than I actually am to my neighbors.

3 months ago

Chickens only make one sound, because they can’t think outside the bawks.

3 months ago

Women do not snore. The sound they make at night is just the rewinding of the vocal cords.

3 months ago