42 Funny sound quotes

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  3 days ago

  View →: Imagine hearing the ice cream truck music, but at night.
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  7 days ago

  View →: It amazes me how much exercise and extra fries sound alike.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: Not to sound like a potted plant, but sunlight and fresh air really make a difference.
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  1 month ago

  View →: Just heard my knee crack so loud I expected it to glow in the dark.
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  2 months ago

  View →: Instead of making a sound, car alarms that go off at night should blast your name so everyone knows it’s your car.
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  3 months ago

  View →: People who read and do research will always sound crazy to people who don’t.
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  3 months ago

  View →: I was not prepared for my knees to sound like someone is breaking spaghetti noodles in half every time I go up the stairs.
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  3 months ago

  View →: I’m sorry, but when you call me ‘batshit crazy’ it’s almost starting to sound like you think it’s a bad thing!
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  3 months ago

  View →: I’ve never been to hell, but I once forgot to buy batteries for the toys on Christmas morning. The sound is still ringing in my ears.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I’m pretty sure my husband’s favorite sound is the oven range fan turning on when I start making dinner.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Old Spice doesn’t sound like something you wanna smell.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I can handle most things in life, but hearing people chew isn’t one of them.
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  4 months ago

  View →: The sound of rain outside when you’re in bed is elite.
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  4 months ago

  View →: “Apple Music has better sound quality!” Okay, but my entire life is on Spotify, my playlists are my children.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I didn’t mean to mimic your voice, I just had to know what it felt like to sound like that.
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  4 months ago

  View →: You sound smart. You some kinda ‘ologist?
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  4 months ago

  View →: Light is faster than sound. That’s why people seem so bright until you hear them talk.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Dog barking like an angry baby, baby crying like an angry dog.
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  4 months ago

  View →: That sound when you close the cupboard and hear something fall inside, that’s the sound of somebody else’s problem.
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  4 months ago

  View →: If you live in the same hemisphere as me, you’ve probably already heard me sneeze.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Dating profiles should make you share a sound bite of you sneezing.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Shout-out to my embarrassingly squeaky ass bed frame that makes me sound more popular than I actually am to my neighbors.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Chickens only make one sound, because they can’t think outside the bawks.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Women do not snore. The sound they make at night is just the rewinding of the vocal cords.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Experts say you can make any statement sound more credible by adding ‘experts say’ at the beginning.
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  5 months ago

  View →: It’s a good thing that our phones only convey sight and sound. No offense, but from most of you I would never want to receive a smelfie!
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  5 months ago

  View →: People who sound like fonts: Ariana Grande. Roman Roy. Jim Courier. Lydia West. Bon Iver. Suella Braverman. Jesse Ventura.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Noam Chomsky is a crazy name, like you sound hungry as f***.
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  5 months ago

  View →: If you listen to my husband snore, you don’t need Jurassic Park anymore.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I listen to a lot of white noise, so I get really excited when it rains or someone turns on a fan. It’s like seeing my favorite band live.

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