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Dog barking like an angry baby, baby crying like an angry dog.
It amazes me how much exercise and extra fries sound alike.
If a tree falls in a forest and doesn’t make a sound, maybe that’s where your kid should be practicing the piano.
Do mens sneezes get louder and louder as they age until they explode?
I’ve never been to hell, but I once forgot to buy batteries for the toys on Christmas morning. The sound is still ringing in my ears.

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3 weeks ago
Share →: Imagine hearing the ice cream truck music, but at night.

Commentary:
"That's when you know even the ice cream has a curfew! 🍦⏰😂"
4 weeks ago
Share →: It amazes me how much exercise and extra fries sound alike.

Commentary:
"Who knew getting my daily dose of 'exer-fries' would be this delicious? 🍟🏃‍♂️😂"
1 month ago
Share →: Not to sound like a potted plant, but sunlight and fresh air really make a difference.

Commentary:
"Who knew I shared so much in common with my houseplant? 🌿 Presenting: the incredible photosynthetic me! 😎☀️"
2 months ago
Share →: Just heard my knee crack so loud I expected it to glow in the dark.

Commentary:
Sounds like your knee's trying to join the superhero squad with a little extra sparkle! 💥🦵✨ Maybe next time, it'll come with its own glow-in-the-dark badge. 😂🤩 Keep an eye out—your knees might just be planning a light show!
3 months ago
Share →: Instead of making a sound, car alarms that go off at night should blast your name so everyone knows it’s your car.

Commentary:
"Imagine the chaos in the neighborhood if car alarms yelled out, 'Stephanie, stop sleeping on the job!' 🚗😂 Sweet dreams, sleepless Stephanie!"
3 months ago
Share →: People who read and do research will always sound crazy to people who don’t.

Commentary:
"Remember, it’s not crazy if there’s a method to the madness! 🤓📚 Embrace your inner bookworm and research enthusiast, even if others think you're a bit eccentric. Knowledge is power, after all! 💡😆 #CrazyButSmart"
3 months ago
Share →: I was not prepared for my knees to sound like someone is breaking spaghetti noodles in half every time I go up the stairs.

Commentary:
Oh, the sound of spaghetti noodles or your knees? 😂 Looks like your knees are staging an Italian pasta cooking show every time you navigate the stairs! 🍝🤣 Maybe they're just craving some marinara sauce for extra support!
3 months ago
Share →: I’m sorry, but when you call me ‘batshit crazy’ it’s almost starting to sound like you think it’s a bad thing!

Commentary:
"Hey, if being 'batshit crazy' means embracing my inner wild side and living life to the fullest, then sign me up! 🦇🤪 Who needs normal when you can have extraordinary, am I right?"
3 months ago
Share →: I’ve never been to hell, but I once forgot to buy batteries for the toys on Christmas morning. The sound is still ringing in my ears.

Commentary:
"Who needs hell when you've experienced the shrill cries of disappointed kids on Christmas morning? 🔊🎅 Remember folks, always keep those batteries stocked up or face the wrath of tiny humans!"
4 months ago
Share →: I’m pretty sure my husband’s favorite sound is the oven range fan turning on when I start making dinner.

Commentary:
Ah, the sweet symphony of the oven range fan – music to a husband's ears 🎶🍳 Sounds like your husband knows how to appreciate the important things in life! Who needs romantic gestures when you have the soothing hum of kitchen appliances, right? 😂 #KitchenSeranade