83 Funny space quotes

• Today I couldn’t find a parking space at work, so I drove back home. Looks like they have enough people there.

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  2 months ago

  back, commute, frustration, home, humor, i, joke, looks, parking, people, space, today, work

• If an alien is 60 million light years away and is watching us through a telescope, it will see dinosaurs.

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  2 months ago

  alien, away, dinosaur, dinosaurs, humor, light, light year, million, observation, science, science humor, space, telescope, time, time travel, travel, watching, year

• I feel like people just come to the airport to cough.

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  2 months ago

  airport, cough, feel, humor, i, just, observation, people, public, public space, space, travel, waiting

• The most unrealistic part of cooking shows is when they have enough room in their fridge to fit an entire baking sheet.

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  baking, baking sheet, cooking, cooking show, fit, food, fridge, humor, kitchen, room, sheet, show, shows, space, unrealistic

• Couldn’t afford a man cave. Had to settle for a gazebro.

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  2 months ago

  afford, budget, cave, gazebro, home, humor, man, man cave, outdoor, outdoor space, relaxation, space

• It is not without reason that all telescopes searching for intelligent life are pointed away from Earth.

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  aliens, away, Earth, exploration, humor, intelligent, intelligent life, irony, life, observation, reason, science, space, space exploration, telescopes

• Many men also have a walk-in closet. For them, it’s just called a floor.

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  2 months ago

  closet, fashion, floor, humor, just, men, organization, space, stereotypes, walk-in, walk-in closet

• Other people: You should get out of your comfort zone. Me: You should get out of my comfort zone.

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  2 months ago

  comfort, comfort zone, humor, interaction, introvert, me, people, personal, personal space, sarcasm, should, social, social interaction, space, zone

• Ever read something so magnificently stupid that you have to just stare into space for a little while and reconcile with your brain for having been subjected to it?

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  2 months ago

  brain, ever, having, humor, just, little, magnificently, read, reconcile, something, space, stare, stupid

• We can put a man on the moon but we can’t find a good way to drink wine from a lying down position.

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  2 months ago

  drink, good, humor, irony, lying, lying down, man, moon, problem, put, relaxation, space, wine

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