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"Next time you're feeling low, just remember – you're the Michael Phelps of sperm! Keep swimming, champ!"
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- Whenever you are feeling down, remember you’re the sperm that won.
- I’m just so lazy because I’m still recovering from the fact that I used to be the fastest sperm.
- Unfortunately, I’m gonna have to cancel my appointment at a sperm bank. I will just call them and say I can’t come.
- Sperm me would be swimming in the other direction.
- How would someone cancel an appointment at a sperm bank? Do you just call them and say you can’t come?
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Well, it's not like you can leave a voicemail saying, "Sorry, I'm not feeling very productive today." 🙈💦 Just imagine the awkwardness of that phone call – "Hello, yes, I need to cancel my reservation at the sperm bank… No, no reason in particular, I'm just feeling a bit… drained?" 😂 It definitely raises some intriguing logistical questions!
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- I’m just so lazy because I’m still recovering from the fact that I used to be the fastest sperm.
- Sperm me would be swimming in the other direction.
- Whenever you are feeling down, remember you’re the sperm that won.
- Unfortunately, I’m gonna have to cancel my appointment at a sperm bank. I will just call them and say I can’t come.
- How would someone cancel an appointment at a sperm bank? Do you just call them and say you can’t come?
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