Funny sperm quotes

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  3 months ago

  View →: Whenever you are feeling down, remember you’re the sperm that won.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I’m just so lazy because I’m still recovering from the fact that I used to be the fastest sperm.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Sperm me would be swimming in the other direction.
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  4 months ago

  View →: How would someone cancel an appointment at a sperm bank? Do you just call them and say you can’t come?
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  5 months ago

  View →: Unfortunately, I’m gonna have to cancel my appointment at a sperm bank. I will just call them and say I can’t come.

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