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Someone from 🇲🇿 has viewed:

All strapless bras need to be taken off the shelves. A total recall. We do not have the technology yet.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has bookmarked:

I used to think money is everything. I still think money is everything.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has downloaded:

You can’t get a good night’s sleep anymore because of woke.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has downloaded:

Mad that so many renaissance artists were named after ninja turtles.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has downloaded:

I can’t believe I slept good all night. What a rush.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has bookmarked:

Good morning to everyone except the people who are missing the ability to read the room.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has viewed:

The only thing preventing me from moving to Finland is the language barrier and a job.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has copied:

An article of clothing left on the floor long enough becomes clean again because the germs eventually get bored and leave.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has shared:

Why can’t opportunity just come back later?

Someone from 🇰🇿 has downloaded:

It’s crazy windy today. Trash is blowing everywhere, so watch out for your ex.

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Just shared via WeChat:

Texting random numbers “It’s done.”

Making waves on Discord:

I don’t understand why my cooking was garbage. I did everything right. I drank wine while I cooked. I had a hand towel over my shoulder. Literally everything right.

Making waves on WeChat:

Fish must think we look so weird with both eyes on the front of our face.

Spotted on X:

I often got called “an old soul” and such like by adults when I was a child. I think this was a kind way of saying I was a sad little freak.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Mind if I crawl into your DMs and stay there for a while?

Shared recently on Discord:

I got all my marriage skills from watching Al Bundy.

Just shared via Facebook:

If ads were a person, it would be that one neighbor who won’t stop talking to you at the most inconvenient of times.

Trending via Snapchat:

The Internet is fun because you can post about banana bread and somehow end up in a fight.

Going bananas on WeChat:

According to my kids’ Christmas lists, they think this parenting gig pays pretty well.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

I hate being at the age where you feel obligated to buy your whole family gifts for Christmas, but also the age where your bank account doesn’t feel obligated to support that.

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13 shares on Reddit this month:

Ok, I cheated in school, but I did it the hard way and without AI.

72 shares on WhatsApp this month:

After you’ve been married a long time, you become able to communicate nonverbally. At least, I’m pretty sure that’s why we never speak.

61 shares on Slack this month:

Acting jealous while secretly cheating is a pure talent of witchcraft.

41 shares on YouTube this month:

It is so weird that every single one of us is going to die, and we are not nicer to each other.

48 shares on YouTube this month:

We keep a potato masher in a drawer because sometimes it’s fun to not be able to open that drawer.

12 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Please have a seat and witness my self-destruction firsthand.

21 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m about to start telling people, “As long as that makes sense to you,” when they say shit that doesn’t make sense to me.

72 shares on YouTube this month:

My favorite part of football is when they feed the players water like they’re hamsters.

75 shares on WeChat this month:

Girl, he’s nonchalant because he doesn’t like you. He’s definitely chalanting somewhere else.

72 shares on YouTube this month:

I tried selling my soul to the devil, and he said no.

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8 folks are currently checking 👀

At this point making life choices involves liquor and a dart board.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

I look so pretty today. I should go for a walk and let the people enjoy this.

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I eat cake because it’s somebody’s birthday somewhere.

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When I get to work, I always hide first, because a good worker is always hard to find.

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In the event of a tornado or other such natural disaster, place wieners and/or cheese slices in your pockets, so the search dogs will find you first.

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If I could turn water into wine, I’d have lots of followers too.

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This is no glow. This is the rage that boils inside me.

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Every year, just in time for Christmas, when it’s freezing cold, the Coca Cola truck shows up. Now, in this freaking heat, it’s nowhere to be seen.

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No ChatGPT for me, thanks. I will be asking Liam Gallagher on Twitter.

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Welcome to your 40s: your chin looks lonely, here’s another one.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇳 has copied:

They should invent a type of situation that improves.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has viewed:

I’m the kind of crazy you weren’t warned about because no one knew this level existed.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has shared:

I taped a picture of my paycheck on my front door to keep all the solicitors away.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has copied:

There’s something meditative about cleaning. It’s the perfect time to reflect and plan revenge on every single person who has ever wronged you.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has bookmarked:

The only difference between hungry and horny is where you insert the cucumber.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has bookmarked:

If a demon ever possessed me, I’d just sit back and say, “Your problem now.”

Someone from 🇨🇬 has copied:

“I’m at that stage of Christmas shopping where I start buying myself presents.”

Someone from 🇲🇳 has viewed:

I love diss tracks because it’s basically two dudes going, “grr, we hate each other so much we’re going to take turns writing increasingly personalized poetry!”

Someone from 🇧🇪 has viewed:

Unfortunately, you have to almost worship the ground I walk on for me to believe you’re into me.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has downloaded:

Sorry for having no idea what the hell I am doing. It will happen again.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via WeChat:

The only thing stopping cheesecake from being a breakfast food is you.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Most people don’t listen at all, they just wait until they can continue talking.

Making waves on Threads:

I don’t remember if I took my pills, but I can’t check because I can’t remember where I put my glasses.

Broadcasted on X:

Girls take a picture of their legs in a bubble bath and say “guess where I am”. The library?

Breaking via Instagram:

Making art is making love to the world.

Shared recently on Instagram:

I could post “hello” and there’d be a 20 day argument in the comments.

Freshly posted on X:

The smarter you are, the more important it is for you to figure out how to think less.

Seen just now on TikTok:

When science finally locates the center of the universe, some people will be surprised to learn they’re not it.

Just landed via Telegram:

There’s a rhyming Italian expression for saying “take it or leave it” that goes “o mangi questa minestra o salti dalla finestra”. It means “either eat this soup or throw yourself out the window”.

Spotted on Reddit:

Most venomous snakes just make “Tsssss”. But I know some that say “Hi”.

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