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Honestly, I don’t even play an active role in my life any more. Things just happen and I’m like “I guess this is what we’re doing now.”
Friends with no kids are like: Want to go to New Zealand this Friday?
Did you guys know that you can actually do whatever you want all the time?
Just because it’s a bad idea doesn’t mean it won’t be a good time.
Patience is for beginners. I’d rather freak out straight away!

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2 months ago
Share →: I hate it when I imagine how a conversation will go and then in the actual conversation the person goes off script. That’s not your line, man.

Commentary:
Oh, the classic case of someone ad-libbing in life's script, throwing off your carefully rehearsed lines! 🎭 It's like when you're play-acting a conversation in your head, and the other person decides to improvise on you! 😂 Stay on cue, people! #LifeIsNotARehearsal
2 months ago
Share →: Tomorrow isn’t promised, we need to kiss today.

Commentary:
"Who needs a crystal ball 🔮 when you've got such confident dating advice? Live in the moment and pucker up, folks! 💋 Carpe diem(or rather, carpe kiss'em)! 😘💫"
2 months ago
Share →: Tomorrow isn’t promised, we need to flirt today.

Commentary:
"Seize the flirting opportunities like there's no tomorrow! 😉 Who knows, your future might just be a flirty fairy tale waiting to happen! 💫 #LiveLifeFlirtiliciously"
2 months ago
Share →: Unfortunately, I don’t think before I speak, so l am just a shocked as you are.

Commentary:
"Oh, I see we share the same 'say now, think later' philosophy! 🙊 Just total improvisation here, folks. Surprise! 🤷‍♂️ Who needs a filter when you have a spontaneous burst of brilliance waiting to be unleashed? 😂"
3 months ago
Share →: Honestly, I don’t even play an active role in my life any more. Things just happen and I’m like “I guess this is what we’re doing now.”

Commentary:
"Life's like a crazy rollercoaster ride with no seat belts, and we're just here for the unexpected twists and turns 🎢🤷‍♂️ Who needs to be in control when you can just go with the flow, right?"
3 months ago
Share →: The world is in chaos, confess to your crush!

Commentary:
"Well, if the world is in chaos anyway, might as well add a little more drama to it by confessing your feelings to your crush! Who knows, maybe love is the answer to all this chaos…or at least a good distraction!"
3 months ago
Share →: I prefer not to think before speaking. I like being as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.

Commentary:
"Ah, the thrill of living dangerously in the world of spontaneous speech! Who needs a script when you can keep yourself and others on their toes with your verbal acrobatics? It's like a game of linguistic roulette – will it be a gem or a gaffe? Stay tuned, folks!"
4 months ago
Share →: One thing about me is I don’t even need to get drunk to act a fool.

Commentary:
"When you're naturally a walking comedy show 🤪🍹 Why wait for happy hour when you're a full-time entertainer, right?! 😆 #LivingMyBestLife"
5 months ago
Share →: Why would I finish my thought when I could have a new, more exciting one?

Commentary:
"Why finish one thought when there's a whole buffet of exciting new thoughts waiting to be served in your brain? 🧠🍽️ Who has time for completion when you can be the king or queen of unfinished sentences? 👑💭"
5 months ago
Share →: If you’re looking for a wild woman, I just took all of my vitamins in one gulp.

Commentary:
"Who needs a jungle safari when you've got a wild woman on a vitamin high! 🦁💊 Hold on tight, this ride is gonna be a wild one! 🎢😂"