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Oligarchy sounds like something you dip your breadstick in at the olive garden.

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Sign at the zoo says “don’t stick your hand in the alligator cage”. Thanks, but I’ll do my own research.

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Everyone who got my kids board games for Christmas, when are you coming back to play with them?

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The key to looking amazing is looking like shit most of the time, so it’s more of a surprise.

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December. A desperate celebration of an end.

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Born to be quiet and mysterious, forced to yap whenever I get the chance.

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I woke up deciding to incorporate the parkour lifestyle into my daily life then reconsidered as I fell over again putting my jeans on.

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Boyfriend hasn’t accepted my LinkedIn request yet. He doesn’t want to connect. He doesn’t want to build.

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Dentist appointments are so weird. “Hi, nice to meet you, could you root around in my mouth for a bit?”

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Watching as gravity slowly unfriends you.

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Thanks to AI, some of us went from being told by our parents not to trust the internet to having to tell our parents not to trust the internet.

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The fun thing about Airbnb is that you get to clean someone else’s house on your vacation.

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I always cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food.

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Once you’ve been single for a long time, you realize how exhausting relationships can be.

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Podcasts are like babies, they’re too easy to create and not everyone should have one.

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Automated phone system: To speak to a representative, please enter the last twelve digits of Pi.

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The older I get, the more I understand why deer run in front of cars.

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You know you’re a bad cook when the dog won’t lick the plate.

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Gatekeeping how insanely handsome I am by looking like total shit all the time.

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I like to describe the difference between theory and practice with shopping lists and receipts.

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Share →: I want to become so financially stable that God uses my pockets to bless others.

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"Financial goal: Wallet of wonder, where blessings overflow like a leaky faucet! 💸🤲😄"
3 months ago
Share →: Adulting is when you realize that all you need is a home, stable income and a peaceful partner.

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"Ah, yes, the ultimate quest for adulting perfection: Finding a home that doesn't break the bank, a stable income that actually stays stable, and a partner who doesn't fight over the TV remote 🏡💰💑. Who said being a grown-up was easy?"
6 months ago
Share →: Santa baby, slip some mental stability under the tree, for me.

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"Santa baby, forget the fancy gifts, just give me some mental stability this year! 🎅🧠 Oh, what a merry and mentally sound Christmas it would be! 🎄😄 #Priorities"
6 months ago
Share →: And is the financial stability in the room with us right now?

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💸 "Ah, financial stability, that slippery fellow who always seems to be playing hide and seek! Is it in the room with us or off having a coffee break? 🕵️‍♂️☕️ Let's hope it decides to stick around for a while and bring some of its wealthy friends along too! 💼💰 #WhereArtThouFinancialStability"

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If I were god, I would’ve rested all 7 days.

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RIP to everyone killed by the Gods for their hubris, but I’m different. And better. Maybe even better than the Gods.

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Laptops become possessed with slowness when they see that you are in a hurry.

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Once you turn 25 years and above, there is no need to set an alarm. Your problems will wake you up by force.

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Authenticity is whispered, but bullshit is broadcasted.

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Lord of the Rings is a story about a brave little Hobbit on a mission to destroy a ring and save the world, and his annoying friend Frodo.

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I always carry a knife with me in case I run into someone with 10,000 spoons.

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The rainforest cafe won’t be authentic enough for me if they don’t bulldoze 40% of the restaurant while I’m there.

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Just learned in psychology that when a man goes to sleep first, it’s because he’s comfortable around you and wants you to go through his phone.

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Life is too short, and death is too long.

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Interpretive dance is the best way to answer stupid questions.

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So you mean to tell me a stress ball isn’t for throwing at people who stress you out?

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I have never in my life learned from another person’s mistakes, I would literally let a giant wooden horse into my house right this second.

Seen just now on Slack:

I’ll be honest. I can’t solve your problems. What I can do is create new, bigger problems that will make your current problems seem quaint by comparison.

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I was dropped as an adult.

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If you’re cheering for the stormtroopers, we cannot be friends.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Spent 20 minutes training ChatGPT to write the perfect anniversary note for my wife, so don’t try to tell me I’m not romantic.

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I believe in annoyed at first sight.

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Never signed up for a 401k cause there’s no way in hell I can run that far.

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Not to brag but I don’t even need meditation, my mind goes blank the second someone asks me for directions.

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