47 Funny story quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Lord of the Rings is a story about a brave little Hobbit on a mission to destroy a ring and save the world, and his annoying friend Frodo.

  Commentary:
  "Lord of the Rings: A tale of a pint-sized hero with a golden heart and his unexpected travel buddy, Frodo – the ring bearer, the forever hungry, and the undisputed champion of 'worst travel companion ever' 🌟🍔 #AdventuresOfFrodoAndHisPersonalSpaceBubble"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you watch Home Alone backwards it’s a loving story about a kid that heals two men that were savagely beaten.

  Commentary:
  Watching Home Alone backwards is like witnessing a heartwarming tale of a little hero who uses the power of magic to fix up two unfortunate souls, literally piece by piece! 🏡🔙😂 Just when you thought the Wet Bandits couldn't catch a break… Reverse movie magic strikes again!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My kids wanted a spooky story from the olden days so I told them the internet used to scream when you turned it on.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the good old days of the internet when websites screamed like banshees at startup! 😱🖥️💻 Just imagine the horror of browsing with your volume accidentally turned up! 😂 #ThrowbackTechTales"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: This time last night, there was a spider so big in my bathroom it put me under a glass on a postcard and carried me out.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the spider was just trying to send you on a spontaneous vacation! 🕷️🏝️ No need for a travel agent when you have arachnid room service, right?"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If your drinking story doesn’t involve law enforcement, I’m not listening.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone's setting the bar 🍺🔝 pretty high for drinking anecdotes! 🚓😂 So, who's ready to dial 911 for a good time? 🚨🥂 #DrunkAndDisorderly"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Maybe the wolf from The Neverending Story still has nightmares about me, too.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the timeless feud between humans and storybook wolves continues! 🐺📚 Bet that wolf wishes they had a therapist on speed dial for those lingering nightmares about you. Just imagine the therapy sessions: 'So, Mr. Wolf, tell me more about this pesky human from The Neverending Story…' 😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: By the time someone says, ‘To make a long story short,’ it’s too late.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic "long story short" – the ultimate signal that you're already in for a narrative marathon! 🏃‍♂️💨 It's like putting a speed bump after driving through a pot-hole-ridden road. 🚗😂 Just embrace the inevitable tale-telling adventure and settle in for the long haul! 🎢✨

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