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Funny t quotes

I love ketchup from my head to-ma-toes.

I love ketchup from my head to-ma-toes.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
The T in depression stands for the therapy places that are immediately available.

The T in depression stands for the therapy places that are immediately available.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
We've all at least once caught our toes when putting on our knickers and jumped around the room like idiots.

We’ve all at least once caught our toes when putting on our knickers and jumped around the room like idiots.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
Liquor on the top shelf is so expensive because the bartender has to stand on their tippy toes to reach it.

Liquor on the top shelf is so expensive because the bartender has to stand on their tippy toes to reach it.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025