Funny t quotes

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  4 days ago

  View →: Reverse cowgirl is not a fair trade because, why do you get a view of my sexy back, and all I’m seeing are your toes throwing gang signs?
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  4 months ago

  View →: I love ketchup from my head to-ma-toes.
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  4 months ago

  View →: The T in depression stands for the therapy places that are immediately available.
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  5 months ago

  View →: We’ve all at least once caught our toes when putting on our knickers and jumped around the room like idiots.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Liquor on the top shelf is so expensive because the bartender has to stand on their tippy toes to reach it.

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