Funny t quotes

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Reverse cowgirl is not a fair trade because, why do you get a view of my sexy back, and all I’m seeing are your toes throwing gang signs?

  Commentary:
  "When you're expecting a romantic view but get toe-tally surprised instead! 🤦‍♂️👣🤣"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I love ketchup from my head to-ma-toes.

  Commentary:
  That quote really cuts to the "core" of condiment appreciation 🍅! Sounds like this person is truly "relishing" their love for ketchup! 😄 Maybe they should start a ketch-up line of merchandise!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The T in depression stands for the therapy places that are immediately available.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the accuracy in this one! 🤣 It's like the universe is playing a cruel joke by making therapy as elusive as finding a unicorn in your backyard. 🦄 Maybe one day we'll have therapy places as commonplace as Starbucks – a latte for you, a session for me! ☕️💆‍♂️ #TherapyGoals

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  5 months ago

  Share →: We’ve all at least once caught our toes when putting on our knickers and jumped around the room like idiots.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew getting dressed could become a high-stakes game of footsie 🦶🩲😂 #FashionFumbles"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Liquor on the top shelf is so expensive because the bartender has to stand on their tippy toes to reach it.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the elusive top-shelf liquor – where the magic happens…and the bartender risks a potential nose dive 😆🍸💸 #TopShelfStruggles"

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