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Someone from 🇱🇹 has copied:

The difference between coffee and your opinion is that I asked for coffee.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has bookmarked:

Why is it called Christian community and not Holyfans?

Someone from 🇸🇱 has copied:

Wi-Fi: Your internet connection is unstable. Me: You should see my life.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has viewed:

Village life is when you send two kids out to play and six kids come back hungry.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has copied:

The first time I saw a kiwi I thought it’s a potato with fur.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has viewed:

Every morning I regret why I didn’t sleep earlier the night before.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has bookmarked:

It’s funny how you can annoy unhappy people by remaining calm.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has downloaded:

I always preferred the English spelling of “diarrhea” which is “diarrhoea” because it really looks like you’ve lost control of your vowels.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has downloaded:

If your name is “Guy”, you have lazy parents.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has viewed:

“Don’t take this the wrong way!” Translation: Prepare for insult.

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1799 added this month

Funny Quotes Total

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Making waves on Facebook:

People shouldn’t be at the grocery store the same time as me. Get out of the way.

Trending via X:

Attention: will the owner of a small blue planet with tectonic plates please attend to your vehicle. It is overheating.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Politics top tip: Gain people’s trust by telling them that everyone is lying to them.

Broadcasted on Threads:

I’m writing a parenting book called ‘Kids won’t listen until you scream like your mother did’.

Reported on Reddit:

Told my homie I was “going through it” and he just said “go around it”.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Odd—my boss told me to meet him at the abandoned quarry at midnight for my performance evaluation.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

If you did the weekend right, your coffee needs coffee today.

Trending via X:

Living with a dog is 90% following each other around, watching each other go potty, and wondering what the other has in their mouth.

Just landed via Pinterest:

It’s a good thing that our phones only convey sight and sound. No offense, but from most of you I would never want to receive a smelfie!

Seen just now on Reddit:

I already want to come home from work tomorrow.

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Funny t quotes are the perfect way to add some laughter to your day 😄👕 Whether you’re rocking a tee or just need a quick mood boost, these witty sayings bring smiles and good vibes everywhere they go 🎉✨ Get ready to spread some joy and show off your quirky side with words that tickle your funny bone 🤪🔥

New funny t quotes 👇

3 weeks ago
Share →: Your fingers have fingertips, but your toes don’t have toetips. Yet, you can tiptoe but not tipfinger.

Commentary:
"Clearly, we need to start a movement for 'tipfingering'—imagine the potential for dramatic exits! 👋🤣🦶"
2 months ago
Share →: Reverse cowgirl is not a fair trade because, why do you get a view of my sexy back, and all I’m seeing are your toes throwing gang signs?

Commentary:
"When you're expecting a romantic view but get toe-tally surprised instead! 🤦‍♂️👣🤣"
6 months ago
Share →: I love ketchup from my head to-ma-toes.

Commentary:
That quote really cuts to the "core" of condiment appreciation 🍅! Sounds like this person is truly "relishing" their love for ketchup! 😄 Maybe they should start a ketch-up line of merchandise!
6 months ago
Share →: The T in depression stands for the therapy places that are immediately available.

Commentary:
Oh, the accuracy in this one! 🤣 It's like the universe is playing a cruel joke by making therapy as elusive as finding a unicorn in your backyard. 🦄 Maybe one day we'll have therapy places as commonplace as Starbucks – a latte for you, a session for me! ☕️💆‍♂️ #TherapyGoals
6 months ago
Share →: We’ve all at least once caught our toes when putting on our knickers and jumped around the room like idiots.

Commentary:
"Who knew getting dressed could become a high-stakes game of footsie 🦶🩲😂 #FashionFumbles"
6 months ago
Share →: Liquor on the top shelf is so expensive because the bartender has to stand on their tippy toes to reach it.

Commentary:
"Ah, the elusive top-shelf liquor – where the magic happens…and the bartender risks a potential nose dive 😆🍸💸 #TopShelfStruggles"

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇺🇦 has bookmarked:

Every night, millions of teeth go unbrushed.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has bookmarked:

69 but we both just farting.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has copied:

My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell. Well, he actually said “less McDonald’s”, but I’m pretty sure I know what he meant.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has copied:

I love how all the movies about teenagers have to be set in the 90s or earlier otherwise we’d just be watching kids on their phones for two hours.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has copied:

I love replying “Need him” when someone posts their boyfriend on their Instagram story.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has shared:

Some people can eat anything they want and stay slim. I put on weight just by reading the recipe.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has bookmarked:

Being Leonardo DiCaprio is like driving in a school zone. You don’t go above twenty-five.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has downloaded:

It’s like ten thousand views when all you need is a like.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has shared:

I always wait 3 minutes after each post for the applause to die down.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has viewed:

Everyone is all “love is patient” during the wedding, but when there’s a long line for the open bar, not so much.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via LinkedIn:

A baby cow is called a calf because it’s half a cow. Half cow. Calf. No further questions.

Live now on Reddit:

I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally.

Breaking via Instagram:

Perks of dating me: you will be the hot one.

Shared recently on YouTube:

After much deliberation, I’ve come to the conclusion that I’m an overthinker.

Shared recently on X:

Dating for love isn’t working. Now I’m dating to conduct psychological experiments and collect data.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

How are they running out of oxygen if they’re breathing it right back into the submarine?

Shared recently on Messenger:

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode.

Making waves on Snapchat:

I drink so much coffee, people feel jittery when they see a picture of me.

Reported on YouTube:

And for my next trick, I’m going to make this first date the last date.

Going viral on Threads:

My superpower is always picking the line at the grocery store that moves the slowest.

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