Funny tall quotes

• Going to ragebait men by asking, “Do you ever wish you were tall?”

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  13 hours ago

  asking, ever, going, height, humor, man, men, question, ragebait, tall, trolling, wish

• Much like a candle, I was tall when I was young, but I get shorter as I grow old.

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  24 hours ago

  age, candle, grow, growing, growing old, height, humor, i, life, metaphor, much, old, shorter, tall, young

• People say that they want to be tall, but don’t realize how many times tall people are assaulted by spiderwebs.

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  2 months ago

  everyday, everyday struggle, height, height problem, humor, people, problem, realize, say, spiderweb, struggle, tall, times, want

• Nothing angers me more than tall ghosts in horror movies. No one born in 1782 was that tall. Do your research, screenwriters.

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  2 months ago

  accuracy, anger, born, comedy, ghost, ghosts, height, historical, historical accuracy, horror, me, movie, nothing, research, screenwriter, tall

• I’m uncomfortable around tall people. What if they pick me up and put me on their shoulders?

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  2 months ago

  around, awkward, awkward situation, fear, funny observation, height, humor, me, observation, people, person, pick, put, shoulders, situation, tall, tall person, uncomfortable

• Tall people make me nervous. What the hell are you doing up there? Stop eating the leaves off that tree.

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  2 months ago

  doing, eating, funny observation, height, hell, humor, leaf, me, nervous, observation, people, stop, tall, tall people, tree

• Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.

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  3 months ago

  crown, humor, inside, motivation, pineapple, positivity, self-confidence, stand, stand tall, sweet, tall, wear, wear crown

• I will marry a tall, masculine, lovey-dovey man who can’t breathe when I ignore his existence.

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  3 months ago

  breathe, breathlessness, existence, humor, i, ignore, love, lovey-dovey, man, marriage, marry, masculine, relationship, tall, tall man

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