Funny tall quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Nothing angers me more than tall ghosts in horror movies. No one born in 1782 was that tall. Do your research, screenwriters.

  Commentary:
  👻 "Seriously, tall ghosts in horror movies? That's just historically inaccurate haunting! Do those ghosts have secret access to growth spurt potions or what? Maybe they just stretched their bed sheets too much in the afterlife… 👻📜 #GhostGrowthSpurts"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m uncomfortable around tall people. What if they pick me up and put me on their shoulders?

  Commentary:
  "Being around tall people gives a whole new meaning to the phrase 'getting a leg up'! 🦵👀 If they ever try to lift you up, just pretend you're part of a trust fall exercise gone wrong! 😂 #ShortPeopleProblems"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Tall people make me nervous. What the hell are you doing up there? Stop eating the leaves off that tree.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone is feeling small in the presence of giants! 🌳 Maybe they're just trying to get a better view of life… or they were just really hungry! 🦒 Just be sure to stay out of reach if they start munching on your houseplants! 🌿

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.

  Commentary:
  "Life advice from the fruit kingdom! 🍍👑 Just remember, it's what's on the inside that counts…and a little bit of sass on the outside never hurts either! 😎🍍 #PineappleGoals"

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