436 Funny think quotes

• I never learned to swim because I didn’t think it would ever be more than an hour since I last ate.

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  2 months ago

  activity, eat, ever, excuse, fear, hour, humor, i, last, never, procrastination, swim, think

• I think it’s very sexy of me to still move with love in a world like this.

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  2 months ago

  emotion, humor, i, love, me, move, movement, positivity, self-confidence, sexy, still, think, world

• I think when girls start liking pink again, it means they’re healing.

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  2 months ago

  again, color, color preference, emotional, emotional healing, girl, girls, healing, i, liking, means, pink, preference, start, think

• iPad PR is so crazy because you think you absolutely need one until you get it.

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  2 months ago

  absolutely, crazy, expectation, gadget, humor, iPad, need, PR, reality, technology, think

• It’s interesting growing up and learning that most adults are not smart. I had my suspicions as a kid, but I didn’t think the situation was this dire.

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  2 months ago

  adult, adults, childhood, dire, growing, growing up, humor, i, intelligence, interesting, kid, learning, most, observation, sarcasm, situation, smart, think

• I think my leftovers are old enough to throw themselves away.

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  2 months ago

  away, food, humor, i, joke, leftover, old, think, throw, waste

• Now that I’m in my mid-forties, I think I’ll take up parkour.

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  2 months ago

  activity, age, changes, fitness, fun, fun activity, humor, i, life, life changes, mid-forty, parkour, take, think

• I think my new neighbors are creeps. They seem to be looking into my window every time I’m looking out my window to see what they are doing.

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  2 months ago

  creeps, doing, every, humor, i, looking, neighbors, new, observation, privacy, think, time, window

• I think it’s clear that companies making medicine have no idea what fruits taste like.

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  2 months ago

  clear, company, fruits, humor, i, idea, irony, making, medicine, taste, think

• The question I ask myself most often is, “What would a jury think about this?”

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  2 months ago

  contemplation, humor, i, jury, legal, myself, question, self-reflection, think

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