65 Funny thoughts quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Dear brain, please stop thinking so much exactly when it’s time to fall asleep.

  Commentary:
  "Dear brain, why must you write a grocery list and come up with future business ideas when all I want is some sleep? 🧠💤 Maybe you should consider a career change to night owl consultant or professional dream curator? Just a thought. 🦉💭"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Sure, I could keep my thoughts to myself but I can’t see “Likes” in my journal.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a diary when you can 'like' your own thoughts out loud? 📝💬 The inner monologue gets lonely without a little virtual applause! 👏😄 #JournalingForValidation"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Due to intense brain fog all of my thoughts have been grounded until further notice.

  Commentary:
  Looks like the brain's flights of fancy have been delayed indefinitely due to heavy fog ☁️✈️ Don't worry, the cognitive runway will clear up soon for some smooth takeoffs and landing! 🧠✨ #BrainFog #DelayedThoughts

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I might look calm, but in my head I’ve punched you in the face three times.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic case of a calm exterior masking a turbulent interior… kind of like a tea kettle about to boil over! 🫖💥 Don't mess with this serene facade, or you might just trigger the ultimate punchline! 👊😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Sometimes I’m grateful that thoughts don’t appear as bubbles over our heads.

  Commentary:
  Oh, imagine the chaos if our thoughts surfaced as bubbles – picture a thought bubble popping up during a boring meeting or a first date! 💭💥 Thank goodness we can keep our inner musings a secret, saving ourselves from potential embarrassment and maintaining a little mystery in this wacky world! 🤫😅

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