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"Who needs a spotless house when you can binge-watch cleaning videos instead? π§Ήβ¨ Procrastination level: expert! π
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- Called in, “If we’re living in a simulation, just simulate that I’m in the office today.”
- If I had today’s mind, I wouldn’t have made yesterday’s mistake. But if I hadn’t made yesterday’s mistake, I wouldn’t have today’s mind.
- Don’t forget to whine and complain about Monday today.
- I found my first grey pubic hair today, but I didnβt freak out; unlike everyone else in the Zoom meeting.
- Getting a lawn sign so people know what I think today.
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Sounds like you've got a little Sherlock Holmes in the making! π΅οΈββοΈπΈοΈ Dust, the mysterious foe lurking in the shadows, always questioning our cleanliness standards and making us question our very existence! π Looks like it's time for some investigative cleaning, dear parent detective! ππ¨ -
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"Looks like someone's taking the term 'silver fox' a bit too literally! π¦β¨ Who knew Zoom calls could spark such a colorful reaction? ππ" -
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"Today has a case of the Mondays on a whole new level! ββ Even my coffee is hitting the snooze button. It's a caffeine inception kind of day! π #DoubleShotPlease" -
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Looks like your daughter has a quick humor processor and a perfect response algorithm installed! ππ©βπ» It seems like customer service skills are in her genes β must be a family feature! π§ π¬ #SassGameStrong -
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"Ah, the magical transformation coffee brings – turning mere mortals into unbeatable superheroes of the morning! βοΈπͺ Embrace the power of caffeine and unleash your inner awesome – you got this!" -
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Looks like the kitchen drama turned into a bathroom surprise plot twist! πͺ³π½ Who knew a cockroach could cause such a household adventure? Just another day in the life of an unexpected insect relocation expert! π€£ #HouseholdHijinks -
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"Looks like the printer is experiencing a 'paper jam' in productivity… π¨οΈπ ββοΈ Maybe it just needs some 'toner' rest and relaxation! π #PrinterProblems" -
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"Who knew that smooth legs could double up as a diet plan! π𦡠Say goodbye to the gym and hello to silky smoothness! ποΈββοΈπ¨ #LegDayGoals"
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- I wonder how my close personal beloved friend Taylor Swift is doing today.
- I tried to scream into the abyss today but got a busy signal.
- I was going to do some yoga today, but had a donut instead.
- Apparently, βI just donβt want toβ is not a valid reason when your boss asks you why youβre not coming in today.
- Telling my coworkers I canβt talk in meetings today because I need to save my voice for concerts this weekend.
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