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"Trying to stealthily release a morning toot in the toilet is like pulling off a secret mission 🕵️♂️, only to have the toilet amplify your efforts into a grand symphony fit for Middle-earth 🎺🚽 #HornOfGondor"
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- Home is where you trust the toilet seats.
- Toilets are not a crime scene, traces may be removed!
- Went to the toilet today without my cell phone. There are 245 tiles.
- Twitter is the most fun you can have on the toilet.
- Restaurant toilets are dangerous! So many of my dates have gone to use them and vanished.
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"🚽 Oh, the automatic flush surprises vs. autonomous cars! Who knew your toilet and a self-driving vehicle could have so much in common? Maybe we need to give them both a little more control over when they decide to do their thing! 💦🚗"
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- I ran out of toilet paper so I had to start using old newspapers. The Times are rough.
- If pills are too toxic to flush down the toilet, you probably shouldn’t swallow them.
- The question of whether an employer values its employees is sometimes answered by the toilet paper.
- Sunday night: Super Bowl party! Monday morning: Toilet Bowl party!
- You try to fart in the toilet in the morning without waking the whole house and thanks to the brilliant acoustics of the toilet bowl, the horn of Gondor sounds.
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