Funny too much quotes

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  4 months ago

  Share →: The billionaires have decided that the people with nothing have too much.

  Commentary:
  Looks like the billionaires are playing a real-life game of "Who Wants to Be a Gazillionaire?" and it seems like they're winning! 🤑💰 Maybe it's time for everyone else to start hoarding those spare pennies like they're rare diamonds! 💎 #KeepTheChange

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Oops, I think I’ve had a little too much to think.

  Commentary:
  Seems like your brain decided to throw a wild party without permission! 🧠🎉 Maybe it's time for a mental hangover cure – a nap and some ice cream! 🍦💭 Just remember, thinking is like a workout for your brain- don't skip leg day…I mean, mind day! 💪😜

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  5 months ago

  Share →: People with ADHD be like “I can’t fry an egg, I got too much going on”.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew frying an egg required a project manager? 🥚🔥😅 #TooManyTabsOpen"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Going to look at the small picture for a while. Tired of seeing the big picture. Too much picture.

  Commentary:
  "Taking a break from the big picture can be like switching from an IMAX movie to a flipbook! 🎥📚 Sometimes you just need to zoom in and appreciate the little quirks of life. 🧐🔍 Who knew there could be such a thing as 'picture overload'? 🤯🤳 #SmallButMighty"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If I’m too much for you, then go and find less.

  Commentary:
  "Too much for you? Don't worry, there's always the bargain bin for those seeking less! 💁‍♂️✨ #MoreIsMore"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I need new friends. The old ones know too much.

  Commentary:
  "Looking for new friends to keep things exciting and keep my secrets safe! 🤫🤣 Who else is on the hunt for fresh confidants? #OutWithTheOld #InWithTheNew"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Many greetings from my coffee. Y’all are talking too much again.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the coffee has had enough of all the chatter and is ready to spill the beans ☕🤫 Maybe it's time to espresso some quiet time for a latte while! #CoffeeWisdom"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Did I eat too much candy today? My stomach says yes, but my heart says no.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal battle between the stomach and the heart – a classic dilemma! 🍬🤔 It seems the candies have indeed sparked a sweet rebellion inside you. Fear not, for sometimes a little indulgence is good for the soul… even if it leads to a sugar-induced negotiation between your organs! 😂🍭"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I could never give up my dog, he knows too much.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs enemies when you have a dog with insider information?! 🐶🕵️‍♂️ Remember, keep your friends close and your dog closer… because they've seen things, man." 😂

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