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6 months ago
Share →: Needs to be a Google Maps setting where you can ask them not to make you take a left across four lanes of oncoming traffic.

Commentary:
"Seriously, Google Maps, I love living life on the edge, but not THAT close to it! 🚗💨 Better not turn left into chaos, thanks! 🙅‍♂️😂"
6 months ago
Share →: There are three certainties in life: death, taxes and getting stuck behind a shit driver when you’re late.

Commentary:
"Ah, the Holy Trinity of life's certainties: death, taxes, and the oddly reliable appearance of the world's slowest driver just when you're in a rush 🚗⏰. It's like they have a secret GPS tracker tuned into your stress levels!"
6 months ago
Share →: How dare this person in traffic hold me up for seconds on the way to a place that doesn’t require my immediate presence?

Commentary:
Oh, the audacity of someone daring to delay our grand entrance to a destination that certainly won't crumble without our timely arrival! 🤣 Patience is a virtue, dear driver, even if it means enduring the torturous seconds of being stuck behind a slowpoke in traffic! 🚗🕰️ #FashionablyLate
6 months ago
Share →: Sorry I’m late, traffic is exactly how it’s been every day for the past couple years, and I was not expecting that.

Commentary:
"Ah, the thrilling saga of traffic strikes again! 🚗💨 Who would have thought that the same old song and dance would catch us off guard? Time to add 'predicting traffic patterns' to our resume! 😅⏰ #SameTrafficDifferentDay"
6 months ago
Share →: All these laws are really getting in the way of my driving.

Commentary:
"Oh, so now traffic laws think they can reign over your road kingdom, huh? 🚗🚦 Don't worry, just consider them speed bumps on the highway of life! 😉"
6 months ago
Share →: Mario Kart gave me unrealistic expectations of how banana peels affect traffic.

Commentary:
🍌🚗 "If only Mario Kart taught us how to dodge traffic cones and pedestrians as gracefully as we dodge banana peels on the race track! 🤣 Maybe we should start planting bananas on the road for safer driving experiences? Just kidding, leave the bananas for the smoothie bars!"
6 months ago
Share →: On the surface: cool as a cucumber. On the inside: squirrel in traffic.

Commentary:
"Presenting: the ultimate master of composure, with a side of internal chaos! 🥒🐿️ Stay calm on the outside, let the squirrels do the sprinting inside! 🤪 #CucumberCool #SquirrelInTraffic"
6 months ago
Share →: Yes, officer I saw the speed limit, I just didn’t see your car.

Commentary:
"Ah, the ol' 'I'm not ignoring the rules, I just didn't notice you, Officer' defense 🚓😅 It's all fun and games until you get caught… and end up with a ticket souven-WHEEEE! 🚗💨"
6 months ago
Share →: Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in the one ahead.

Commentary:
"Ah, the irony of patience! 🚗💨 Admiring it from behind, but definitely not when you're stuck behind a slow driver. Let's hope they hit the gas pedal soon…⏳🚦😅"