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Someone from 🇺🇦 has bookmarked:

You can be having the nicest day and then you have to print something and you know your day is about to fall apart real fast.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has shared:

The more I insisted marshmallows were vegetables, the angrier my doctor got.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has shared:

I have a great poker face because I have no idea what’s going on.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has viewed:

If you see me sad, just hug me and put some money in my pocket.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has shared:

To the knife wielding psycho who walked in on me in the shower; I’m sorry you had to see that.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has viewed:

Dating is the process of meeting someone until you find out what’s wrong with them.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has shared:

Told a couple of jokes at a Zoom meeting. Turns out I’m not even remotely funny.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has copied:

Wow, this person is full of shit. Oh, I’m on my own page.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has shared:

Sorry for acting weird. It’s just that I mirror people, and you were being weird first.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has bookmarked:

Whoever said “Out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear in their bedroom.

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Shared recently on Discord:

Self-cleaning conscience.

Reported on Messenger:

God, I wish I had enough money to discover it doesn’t make me happy.

Just shared via YouTube:

Gender and sexuality aside, I believe everyone just wants someone who wears short shorts and makes a lot of noise in bed.

Shared recently on Facebook:

No haunted houses for me this year. If I wanna be frightened, I’ll just look at my 401k.

Seen just now on X:

Closing down one work tab every day until Christmas like a reverse advent calendar.

Just shared via Pinterest:

The older I get, the more I treat birthdays like one night stands and just pretend they didn’t happen.

Making waves on X:

I hope this email finds you in the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.

Shared recently on Facebook:

So why is it that when Star Trek ‘boldly go where no one has gone before’ they always find someone there?

Going viral on Instagram:

“Can’t wait till I get older” was the dumbest thing I ever said.

Just landed via WeChat:

If I like you I keep you close, if not I keep you at a distance so I can mime squishing your head between my thumb and forefinger.

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Funny translation quotes bring a laugh 😂 to the tricky world of languages 🌍! Whether it’s lost in translation or wordplay gone wild, these gems remind us that language isn’t always serious business. Ready to giggle at the quirks and mishaps translators face? Grab your favorite snack 🍿 and dive into the hilarious side of multilingual magic! 🎉✨

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2 days ago
Share →: French is bullshit. They keep changing the translation of ‘soup du jour’ each day.

Commentary:
Soup-du-jour: the menu item with commitment issues 🍲🔄😄
4 months ago
Share →: Meow means woof in cat.

Commentary:
Well, well, well… seems like the cats are trying to join the bark side! 🐾🐱🐶 Who knew their meows had a secret translation for "woof" all along? 😂 Next thing you know, they'll be chasing their tails and fetching sticks! 🐾🐕 #LostInTranslation #CatVsDog
6 months ago
Share →: “Each to their own!” Translation: You’re wrong, but never mind.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'each to their own' – beautifully diplomatic way of saying 'you're wrong, but let's agree to disagree'! 🤷‍♂️🤣 It's like a gentle slap in the face wrapped in a velvet glove! 😜"
6 months ago
Share →: “Don’t let me keep you!” Translation: Please go.

Commentary:
When someone says "Don't let me keep you!" what they actually mean is "Please exit the premises immediately, I beg of you! 🚪💨" Just remember, polite language can sometimes hide savage intentions! 😂 #ReadingBetweenTheLines
6 months ago
Share →: “I’m sure it’ll turn up” – Translation: I’m bored of helping you look.

Commentary:
"Oh, the classic 'I'm sure it'll turn up' – a subtle way of saying 'I'm done searching for your lost treasures, mate' 🕵️‍♂️🔍 Don't worry, Sherlock Holmes has got nothing on you… or so they say! 🎩🕵️‍♂️ #LostAndFoundChronicles"
6 months ago
Share →: “Don’t take this the wrong way!” Translation: Prepare for insult.

Commentary:
"Oh, here comes a 'compliment' wrapped in barbed wire! 🤣 Don't worry, I'll make sure to put on my emotional armor before I hear your 'kind words.' 🙄 Who knew such a pleasant phrase could lead to imminent danger? 🚨#SarcasmAlert!"
6 months ago
Share →: “Oh, I’d love to but I can’t.” Translation: I don’t want to so I won’t.

Commentary:
"Oh, the classic 'polite decline' dance! 💃 Translation: Let's just call a spade a spade, shall we? 🃏😂"
6 months ago
Share →: “Ooh, you’ve caught the sun.” Translation: You look like you’ve been swimming in a volcano.

Commentary:
"Wow, someone's been getting ready for their lava-themed photoshoot! 🔥🌋 Remember, it's all fun and games until you start erupting! 😏"

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇰🇲 has shared:

Babe, would it kill you to meow back?

Someone from 🇬🇹 has shared:

Did anyone else use grocery bags as textbook covers, or was I just that poor?

Someone from 🇧🇮 has viewed:

Liquor on the top shelf is so expensive because the bartender has to stand on their tippy toes to reach it.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has copied:

The worst thing you can do when cleaning your house is “sit down for a minute.”

Someone from 🇱🇺 has copied:

Chip bags should be clear, show me what you want me to pay $6 for, cowards.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has bookmarked:

I bring a very “are you going to eat your pickle” vibe to lunch meetings.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has downloaded:

Hey man, just wanted to reach out and say I loved how much you drank at my wedding last night.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has bookmarked:

I don’t have to take this abuse from you; I’ve got hundreds of people dying to abuse me.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has bookmarked:

Nobody says “boom shakalaka” like they used to.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has bookmarked:

If someone asks you if you’re in the queue, what they actually mean is “you’re really shit at queuing, aren’t you?”

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Shared recently on Pinterest:

At my size, I’d be called Buffet the Vampire Slayer.

Just landed via X:

You should be allowed to speed if good music is playing.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Can someone come over and take this phone away from me?

Spotted on LinkedIn:

I believe it was Aristotle who once said “The fastest way to get your kids to stop screaming is to also start screaming.”

Seen just now on Reddit:

I hate when people are outside when I’m trying to parallel park. I need some privacy.

Shared recently on Twitch:

If you drink enough, any bar can be a karaoke bar.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Hi, where do you meet someone without dating apps and if you never leave your apartment? I need tips, please. Urgently!

Just shared via Threads:

If you’re 20, please stop saying you’re tired. I have bananas older than you.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

I like riding by myself so I can replay 1 song 111 times with no complaints.

Just landed via Messenger:

It’s nice to have a moment to breathe before reality knocks the wind out of you again.

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