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Someone from 🇬🇳 has bookmarked:

The thumbs up emoji is a nice way to tell someone not only did you receive their message, you’re also done with the conversation.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has shared:

Carrying a pizza in public feels like you’re showing off.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has copied:

Typos is the Greek god of spelling errors.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has shared:

This is your sign to cancel all work meetings today.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has copied:

If you don’t have dating allegations with your best friend, you are not bestfriending hard enough.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has bookmarked:

Quitting my job to focus on staying inside.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has viewed:

My style isn’t even my real style yet. Just wait till my budget matches my vision.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has shared:

Why does the dentist have to take an x-ray of my teeth? They right there, bro!

Someone from 🇹🇼 has copied:

My doctor just diagnosed me with anxiety and constipation. Now I’m worried shitless.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has viewed:

Is there a job where I can lay on the floor and listen to music?

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Spotted on Instagram:

My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking.

Spotted on Instagram:

Did anyone ask the daylight if it wanted to be saved?

Spotted on Pinterest:

They say “Time heals.” No, it doesn’t. I’m still mad.

Just landed via WeChat:

Hanging out with a couple and saying, “May this love never find me,” every time there’s a slight conflict.

Just landed via Slack:

Everybody in the world, stop fighting or no dessert.

Trending via Messenger:

If you’re happy and you know it, keep it to yourself. No one likes a braggart.

Making waves on YouTube:

They should invent a rest for the wicked.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Be the nonsense you wish to see in the world.

Breaking via Threads:

Gollum is like, “Actually, this is my emotional support precious.”

Spotted on Slack:

Sharpening a pencil at the bin was the childhood equivalent of taking a cigarette break.

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50 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Some people get weird as they get older. Not me, though. I’ve always been weird.

35 shares on Threads this month:

August is almost over. September is next week. Time to pick out a Halloween costume and start your Christmas shopping. Happy New Year, everybody.

68 shares on Messenger this month:

Ever since I was a little kid, I knew I would be fraught with melancholy and nostalgia.

74 shares on Telegram this month:

The good news is that I’ve been finding new ways to waste my time.

54 shares on Telegram this month:

You’re telling me people get eight hours of sleep? Like in one night?

24 shares on Twitch this month:

I went to a mind reader. She almost went mad.

72 shares on TikTok this month:

Eat whatever you want. If someone calls you fat, eat them too.

42 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’m really hoping money falls from the sky this week, or else I’m doomed.

82 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My back and I are definitely not the same age.

19 shares on TikTok this month:

My therapist said I should face my fears. So I turned my phone back on.

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Hot Jokes 💥

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Girlhood is taking hundreds of pictures only to post one or none at all.

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There will be people in your life that say you have too many books. Those are not your people.

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Once you’ve read the dictionary, every other book you read is just a remix.

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Can we get some A.I. to pick plastic out of the ocean, or do all the robots need to be poets?

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Shoutout to my kids because they aren’t listening!

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Men are like dogs. They’re actually cute, but having my own would be too much work for me.

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I changed my Facebook name to “Benefits.” Now, when people add me, it says, “You are now friends with benefits.”

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Still holding out hope that these intrusive thoughts are just gas.

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I don’t understand why people have to “get ready for bed.” I am always ready for bed.

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Shoutout to everyone pretending to have it together. Same.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇾🇪 has shared:

The iPhone alarm is so effective that you wake up before it goes off, so you don’t have to listen to such an unbearable noise.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has viewed:

I thought my wrinkles were finally getting smaller, but it turns out my eyes were just getting worse.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has bookmarked:

My fairytale would be called the princess and the pea sized bladder.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has copied:

They should let me go inside everyones house just to see.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has downloaded:

I don’t understand people who do things on weekends. You just did things all week. What’s next, more things? That’s how they get you.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has downloaded:

Tried Adderall to help my productivity but now I’m just intensely aware of all the things I should be doing.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has viewed:

A man will beg you to take him back just to act right for 5 days and 24 min.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has bookmarked:

If you have a pure heart, you can make pretty much any non-baking meal off just vibes and intuition.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has viewed:

I got a lot of Jedi advice for somebody who could be turned to the dark side by moderate traffic.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has viewed:

Unlike the brain, the stomach alerts you when it’s empty.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Instagram:

I’m far too underqualified for adult life, and I feel like I was promoted to manager far too quickly.

Just landed via TikTok:

I love when someone is telling a story and you can tell even from their version that they’re the villain.

Just landed via Slack:

Gonna get my eye looked at today. Usually it’s the other way around.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Ordered a coffee, and the barista said, “Anything else?” and I almost said, “Stability.”

Just shared via Telegram:

At a certain age, all you really want is a good mattress.

Shared recently on Threads:

There’s an unwritten rule: if you need something and it’s available at your mom’s house, it’s yours.

Seen just now on Threads:

Billionaires are so weird. What are you saving up for? Hell?

Just shared via Pinterest:

I mostly stopped responding to emails three years ago, and aside from various consequences, it’s been fine.

Making waves on Telegram:

The world is such a beautiful place when you don’t think too hard about it or look around.

Making waves on Discord:

I don’t care if my parents are disappointed in me, I’m not impressed by them either.

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