14 Funny Valentine’s Day quotes

• Shout out to the people getting $400 hotel rooms on Feb 14th to do the same two positions they do at home.

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  1 month ago

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• Since you’re all so in love, switch phones for Valentine’s Day!

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  2 months ago

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• I hate Valentine’s Day but I do enjoy infant archery.

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  2 months ago

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• Being single for Valentine’s Day is way better than being in the wrong relationship.

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  2 months ago

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• Valentine’s Day this week. If you have a crush on me we still have time to get cards and shave.

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  2 months ago

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• For Valentine’s Day, I’m gift-wrapping a shirt my husband hasn’t worn in years. It’s the thought that counts—and technically, I thought of it twice.

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  2 months ago

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• Only a couple more days until I come home and pretend I forgot about Valentine’s Day.

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  2 months ago

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• Don’t rub your happiness in people’s faces this Valentine’s Day. Let the couples enjoy themselves for once.

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  2 months ago

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• What can I buy my wife for Valentine’s Day that finally proves to her once and for all that I have absolutely no idea what she likes or who she is?

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  2 months ago

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• Ladies, if you receive flowers with no card on them today, they’re from me.

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  2 months ago

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