Funny quotes Valentine’s Day

13 Funny Valentine’s Day quotes

Funny Valentine’s Day quotes add a humorous twist to the celebration of love and affection. ❤️😂 From witty remarks about romantic gestures to playful takes on the holiday’s traditions, these quotes bring a lighthearted touch to Cupid’s day. Enjoy a laugh and celebrate Valentine’s Day with a smile! ❤️😂

Since you’re all so in love, switch phones for Valentine’s Day!

1 month ago

I hate Valentine’s Day but I do enjoy infant archery.

2 months ago

Being single for Valentine’s Day is way better than being in the wrong relationship.

2 months ago

Valentine’s Day this week. If you have a crush on me we still have time to get cards and shave.

2 months ago

For Valentine’s Day, I’m gift-wrapping a shirt my husband hasn’t worn in years. It’s the thought that counts—and technically, I thought of it twice.

2 months ago

Only a couple more days until I come home and pretend I forgot about Valentine’s Day.

3 months ago

Don’t rub your happiness in people’s faces this Valentine’s Day. Let the couples enjoy themselves for once.

3 months ago

What can I buy my wife for Valentine’s Day that finally proves to her once and for all that I have absolutely no idea what she likes or who she is?

3 months ago

Ladies, if you receive flowers with no card on them today, they’re from me.

3 months ago

Valentine’s Day is a stupid and made up holiday unless someone wants to give me a present in which case I really believe in celebrating it.

3 months ago

It’s exciting to receive a Valentine’s Day card and not know who it’s from. A Father’s Day card, not so much.

3 months ago

There should be an opposite of Valentine’s Day where you post Instagram photos of your enemy.

3 months ago

I think it broke my boyfriend’s heart when I said he couldn’t have Salma Hayek for Valentine’s Day.

3 months ago