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When your phone has better FOMO than you do! 📱😂🎥
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Nephew showed me his toys on FaceTime, and I had no toys to show him back. Humiliating.
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When your toy game isn't strong enough for the virtual playdate 😂🧸📱
Look away from your laptop for 1 second, and MS Teams will say you left the country.
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MS Teams: The drama queen of software, assuming I've gone on a world tour every time I blink 🌍✈️😂
Pornhub be like “Your phone got a virus,” bro, just play the bloody video.
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When even my phone wants to chat about viruses instead of playing the video 🤦♂️😂📱🔍
Dating again after you break up with a long-term partner is like dying in a video game and ending up back at the start to do it all again, except with less health.
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Respawning in the dating game with less health and no cheat codes! 🎮❤️🩹✨
Drinking a couple of beers and then getting onto Red Dead Redemption, and just petting my horse and feeding it apples.
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Horsin' around with a buzz and some virtual apples—it's cheaper than therapy! 🍺🐴🍎
Nudes are played out. Send me a video of you reading out loud so I know you’re not dumb.
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Trying to figure out if you're hot off the press or just literarily impressive! 📚😂
Grateful to be living in the “Tetris when it’s going too fast and blocks are helplessly piling up” era of human history.
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Sounds like we need the cheat code for life before hitting the high score 🤔🕹️ #StackingUp
WW3: I can’t fire my weapon unless I first watch a 15-second unskippable ad for Raid Shadow Legends.
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Guess you could say warfare really is taking an ad-vanced approach these days! 🎮🔫😂
Love to come home after a long day’s work and relax with one thousand short-form videos.
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When the goal is to "relax," but you end up running a marathon in the scrollathon! 📱😂🎢