13 Funny walks quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My wife trusts me with a joint bank account but when I’m loading the dishwasher she always walks in the kitchen “to get something.”

  Commentary:
  Looks like when it comes to trust, the dishwasher is the real test in this relationship! 🍽️💸 Maybe she just wants to make sure you're not "cleaning" that money in there! 😄 #MarriageMysteries

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  5 months ago

  Share →: That moment when a zombie out for brains walks past you.

  Commentary:
  "Brace yourself for the ultimate test of self-control… When a zombie strolls by, just remember they're after brains, not brawn! 💀🏃‍♀️🍽️ #ZombieProblems"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I like to take long walks away from stupid people.

  Commentary:
  "Sometimes you just need to step away from the stupidity and enjoy the peace and quiet of your own company 🚶‍♂️💭. Who needs drama when you have the serenity of a solo stroll?"

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