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You can reach me by butterfly.

7 days ago

The house from Hansel and Gretel but made out of tacos.

3 months ago

Filling my PEZ dispenser with Ibuprofen for whimsical pain relief.

3 months ago

The wind is about to blow me to Oz, so if you see me flying past your window, mind your business.

3 months ago