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The toughest part of being a vegan is keeping it to yourself.

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Rapunzel, let down your CVS receipt!

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The kids in Mrs. Doubtfire were pretty dumb if they couldn’t figure out that their nanny was famous actor Robin Williams the whole time.

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The house from Hansel and Gretel but made out of tacos.

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People who cook breakfast before going to work are too mature for me.

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All these galaxies and planets, and we ended up on the one with 40 hour work weeks.

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My daughter’s morning alarm is less to wake her up, and more to warn the rest of us.

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“The average CEO reads 52 books a year.” Yeah, because they’ve got nothing else to do.

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All the wrong decisions in this country are based on the fact that my balcony faces out the back and so I can’t speak to the people.

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“You’re an athlete,” I whisper to myself, as I begin my third attempt to get out of the couch.

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ROMO (relief of missing out)

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An Amish party in the desert called churning man.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Nostalgia isn’t as good as it used to be.

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You should be allowed to speed if good music is playing.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Twerk unto others as you would have them twerk unto you.

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My fondest childhood memory is being able to sleep through the entire night and waking up rested.

Reported on Slack:

Not working on myself because I make better content this way.

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The real miracle is how Jesus managed to book a table for twenty-six people on the night before the Easter holiday, and then only half them showed up.

Live now on YouTube:

Me: I’ve always wanted to stare at someone from across the street then disappear when a bus passes. Interviewer: I meant more like “professional goals”.

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It’s freezing cold outside and my polar bear won’t start.

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12 Funny whimsical quotes

Funny whimsical quotes sprinkle a little magic ✨ and mischief 😜 into everyday life! Perfect for brightening your mood 🌈 and adding a twist of laughter 😂, these quirky words dance between silly and smart. Whether you need a quick pick-me-up 💡 or a clever line to share, dive into a world where wit meets whimsy 🎉—because life’s too short not to smile!

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Share →: The streets are not for me. I belong in an enchanted forest, eating berries, and talking to my animal friends.

Commentary:
Trading traffic lights for fairy lights sounds like a magical upgrade! 🐿️🧚‍♂️🍓
1 week ago
Share →: Donuts are beautiful creatures, and they deserve their own week on the nature channels.

Commentary:
Who knew the Discovery Channel would go from Shark Week to Glazed Goodness Week? 🍩😂
1 week ago
Share →: I think airplanes would be way cooler if the wings flapped like a bird.

Commentary:
Flaplines: the only flight that comes with its own wind machine! ✈️🦅
1 week ago
Share →: “I asked ChatGPT,” “I asked Grok,” yeah, well, I wipe away the hours conversing with the flowers.

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Talking to flowers? At least they won’t talk behind your petals! 🌻🗣️🌼
2 weeks ago
Share →: I’m convinced that if Earth explodes, all the cats will land safely on the moon, on their feet.

Commentary:
"That’s one small step for cats, one giant leap for feline-kind! 🐾🌕🐱"
2 weeks ago
Share →: British people never go downstairs; they just jump out of a window and open an umbrella like Mary Poppins.

Commentary:
"Who needs stairs when you can make a stylish escape? ☂️🇬🇧 Remember, gravity’s just a suggestion! 😂"
1 month ago
Share →: The world is my ostrich, or whatever.

Commentary:
"When life hands you an ostrich, just remember: it can't fly away with your dreams! 🦩✨"
1 month ago
Share →: The pumpkin was invented in 1942 when a watermelon put on a pair of corduroys.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic tale of when melons discovered fashion! 🎃👖😂"
3 months ago
Share →: You can reach me by butterfly.

Commentary:
🦋"Forget about carrier pigeons, I only communicate via fashionable butterflies now. Catch me if you can! 💌😄 #ButterflyWhisperer" 🦋
6 months ago
Share →: The house from Hansel and Gretel but made out of tacos.

Commentary:
"Imagine stumbling upon the house from Hansel and Gretel, only to find it magically transformed into a delicious taco paradise! 🌮🏠 Now that's a spicy twist on a classic tale that is sure to leave your taste buds wanting more! Just make sure not to nibble on the walls, or you might end up attracting some very hungry taco-loving witches! 🌮🧙‍♀️😄"

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Someone from 🇸🇰 has downloaded:

Dress for the demons you want, not the demons you have.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has shared:

If dogs ever learn to talk, I want everyone to keep in mind that mine is a big fat liar.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has bookmarked:

If you want to complain about my driving at least calm down and get off my hood first.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has shared:

Parents will give you a lecture about fake friends and then get scammed by their own siblings.

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People who are on Twitter and put intelligent in their bio, good one.

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The way time stretches between the moment you put your hands under the air dryer and the realization it is in fact a paper towel dispenser.

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I don’t have a new year resolution, you don’t need that when you’re perfect.

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Grocery stores should have baskets in the middle of the store for those “I really overestimated how much I can carry” moments.

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I hate it when I turn on the car in the morning and the music starts blasting… It’s like, woah, I’m not the same person I was last night.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has shared:

Elections is like waiting for the results of a biopsy, except half your family hopes it’s cancer.

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Just shared via Instagram:

I suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like you’re an angry serial killer.

Live now on Discord:

The 80s were wild, man. You had bands naming themselves after predatory cats with hearing problems.

Breaking via Reddit:

IKEA products should be cheaper, I’m doing all the work here. It’s like ordering takeout food and still having to cook it when it arrives.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

The hairdresser asking me what special plans I have for the day like this wasn’t it.

Breaking via Facebook:

A big part of my job as a parent is moving things away from the edges of countertops.

Spotted on WeChat:

I may have bags under my eyes, but they’re Versace.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Coffee ain’t gonna cut it today. I need the blood of my enemies.

Reported on Discord:

Sex is cool, but have you ever had garlic bread?

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British people be like “I’m Bri ish” cause they drank the “T”

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Men used to go to war, now they drinking matcha.

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