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If women came with instructions, men wouldn’t read them anyway.

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Drive as I say, not as I drive.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has downloaded:

Coolest part about starting a new job is the immunity to disease you get for 3 months till you get sick days.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has viewed:

Twitter is the only place where well-articulated sentences still get misinterpreted. You can say “I like pancakes,” and somebody will say, “So you hate waffles?”

Someone from 🇨🇿 has bookmarked:

I hate that moment when you are tired and sleepy but as soon as you go to bed your body is like “just kidding.”

Someone from 🇸🇮 has downloaded:

I’m equally comfortable holding a guitar as I am holding a baby, I just hold them both by the neck.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has bookmarked:

My favorite part of the Bible is when Jesus says to put a cross emoji and a Bible verse in your bio, and then call people slurs on the internet.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has shared:

Putting together a piece of furniture today, so my kids are about to learn swear words that haven’t even been invented yet.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has downloaded:

I just come here for the free life advice and inspirational quotes from people who’s lives are complete train wrecks.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has shared:

Me: Maybe it’s the weed talking but your apartment seems enormous. IKEA Manager: Sir.

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Normalise following up to an ignored email with “helllooooooo?”

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My favorite recipe is the one where I pick up the phone and order food.

Trending via WhatsApp:

When the Olympics finally introduces the event “Dropping your phone and very nearly catching it but not quite” then you’ll all see me shine.

Going viral on Facebook:

Rent really don’t make no sense. Like, why is my apartment getting a raise every year? Who is doing the performance review?

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

Being a toddler’s favorite person is what real love actually looks like.

Making waves on Facebook:

Self-care is putting your face on a very soft cat.

Just landed via YouTube:

Being in college when The Chainsmokers dropped Closer was an experience to say the least.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

When I was little, I didn’t care what I wore. I just went along with what my parents chose. When I look in old photo albums, l realize that they didn’t care either.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Just paid my rent, now I have a warm place to starve in.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

Befuddlingly, a palm tree won’t fit in your hand.

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77 shares on Slack this month:

Money talks, and also waves goodbye.

84 shares on Discord this month:

If anime hair were real, there would be so much color dysmorphia. Like, imagine getting brown. I would be so pissed.

52 shares on WeChat this month:

Reverse cowgirl, so we can both address the elephant in the room.

83 shares on Reddit this month:

Group projects in school weren’t meant to teach you teamwork, they were meant to teach you how to deal with the incompetence of your coworkers in the workplace.

93 shares on TikTok this month:

“At your big age” is one of my favorite insults.

72 shares on Reddit this month:

Betrayal is when you’re holding a baby, and they put their arms out for someone else.

74 shares on Twitch this month:

I’m perfectly approachable as long as you’re carrying a plate of nachos.

83 shares on Snapchat this month:

Liberté. Egalité. Second Coffeé.

60 shares on Snapchat this month:

Being an adult is when you ask the babysitter when you should be home.

74 shares on YouTube this month:

Summer: 10 minutes outside, 10 hours in front of the AC.

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When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little riddles you get to solve later.

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Lost my Thesaurus. Gutted. Really gutted. Like absolutely gutted.

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Thank you two-step authentication codes that expire after 60 seconds for providing Mission Impossible-type drama into my mundane suburban existence.

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I read classics because my FOMO is making me want to understand every reference ever.

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I bet God still calls it Twitter.

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At my age, you check a friend’s Facebook page to make sure they’re still alive before wishing them a happy birthday.

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There should be a variant of fencing with two guys trying to kiss one another.

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Trying to decide what to burn for dinner, so I can order pizza.

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I love when I can smell my perfume on myself, like damn girl, you smell delicious.

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Bad news. Right now is as young as you’re going to be.

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Someone from 🇬🇪 has copied:

Grok, put light in her eyes.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has copied:

Most people think that I’m arrogant, but who cares what peasants think.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has bookmarked:

My neighbor is having some kind of party and didn’t invite me. I guess I have to call the cops again.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has bookmarked:

Home is where you can say anything because nobody’s really listening, anyway.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has copied:

“Grey” is a better spelling than “gray” because “e” is a greyer letter than “a.” I will not elaborate.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has bookmarked:

Spider-Man, but set in rural England so he just has to walk everywhere.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has shared:

One week of daily crunches and I have abs…urdly underestimated how long it will take to see results.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has bookmarked:

I wish men had sluttier outfit options. Because why am I in a mini skirt, and you’re in a quarter zip?

Someone from 🇬🇧 has bookmarked:

My toxic trait is treating my glasses like they’re not the most expensive thing I wear everyday.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has copied:

I never sit around waiting for anyone except for the pizza delivery guy.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Threads:

I’ve been so stressed about getting my shit together that I haven’t gotten any of my shit together.

Just shared via YouTube:

Shout out to the dude who flipped me off in traffic. Making me feel all nostalgic for California, thank you.

Shared recently on Slack:

I’m never single for too long, you gotta catch me while you can.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

Asking the pharmacy if they have a secret menu.

Just landed via WeChat:

“Do what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life.” Yeah, because I won’t be leaving my bed.

Just shared via Pinterest:

I don’t always seize the day. Sometimes I poke the day with my index finger and go, ew, ew, ew, ew.

Freshly posted on Threads:

I caught your husband cheating on you at an Alanis concert, and thought you, you, you oughta know.

Just landed via Telegram:

If you’re tired of “food” and want to try something a bit more sophisticated, may I recommend “cuisine”?

Spotted on Threads:

Wait… if you’re circling back and I’m touching base, who the hell is monitoring the situation?

Shared recently on Slack:

I just sneezed my wife awake from a nap so any discussion about renewing vows is on hold for a bit.

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