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How dare you? I’m literally the sweetest most rage filled person on earth.

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I wonder if the fall of Rome was this stupid.

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Petition to make weekends longer. Two days isn’t enough.

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Cheers to all who skipped that one dish at Thanksgiving because you just didn’t trust the person who brought it.

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They say the human body is 60% water, but after extensive observation of my husband and son, I’d like to submit a revision to the data. Those two are at least 50% wind.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has copied:

I’m intermittent fasting, so I have to finish this cake really quick before 6 pm.

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Cheer up! Your biggest mistake is probably still ahead of you.

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Just blocked someone for correcting my spelling and it feelded great.

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Becoming a dad turned me into an environmentalist. All I do now is turn off lights and yell at people who waste energy.

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Just because I’m up sharing posts at 7 a.m. doesn’t mean I’m up. Don’t call my phone.

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I deserve an Oscar for telling my dentist I don’t eat candy.

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My daily routine. Morning: Feeling tired, cranky and lazy. Afternoon: I could go for a nap. Night: I can’t sleep.

Live now on TikTok:

If you think my posts are ridiculous, you should see some of my life choices.

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That awkward moment when someone you hate is breathing.

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My retirement plan is recording a hit Christmas song. I just need to learn how to sing and write music.

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You are the Monday of my life.

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Sorry I slowed down but I had to calculate if the bridge could hold the weight of my car with all the stuffed animals my kids insisted on bringing on vacation.

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I didn’t go to the Carribean, my tan is from standing in front of the rotisserie chicken at Costco.

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I drive regularly so that my brain doesn’t forget swear words.

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Did we do it, did we save the daylight?

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3 months ago
Share →: They should make a Wikipedia for normal people. I should be able to google my barista.

Commentary:
"Imagine a world where you could look up your barista on 'Baristapedia' before deciding if they're worth that extra shot of espresso in your latte! ☕🔍 Who knew your morning caffeine fix could come with a side of online stalking? 😂 #BaristaInvestigations"
5 months ago
Share →: My idea of fun is watching something on the TV while I look at relevant Wikipedia articles on my phone.

Commentary:
Ah, the modern multitasking maestro! 📺📱 Who needs to focus on just one thing when you can split your attention between TV drama and edutainment on Wikipedia? 😄 It's like watching a mystery show with the endless thrill of clicking through hyperlinks and learning random facts. Who knew being a couch potato could be so educational? 🛋️🧠 Keep embracing that dual-screen lifestyle – you're the definition of entertainment efficiency! 👏
5 months ago
Share →: Men shouldn’t be allowed to download any app other than Wikipedia.

Commentary:
"Imagine a world where men could only swipe right on knowledge! 📚💡 No more endless scrolling through mindless apps, just endless learning opportunities. 🧠👨‍💻 Who needs dating apps when you have the wisdom of the world at your fingertips? 😂❤️ #KnowledgeIsPower"
6 months ago
Share →: Asking for a donation like Wikipedia every time someone asks me a question.

Commentary:
"Ah, the art of solicitation disguised as inquiry! 💸🤔 Next time you're hit with a question, just slip in a cheeky 'Would you like to donate to the 'Keep My Knowledge Base Running' cause?' 😆💡"

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Someone from 🇦🇿 has downloaded:

If cats could text you back, they wouldn’t.

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Stop eating around the bush or whatever the saying is.

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My signature move is me looking for my phone that I’m currently holding in my hand.

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Expecting your first baby’s exciting, but have you ever ordered a new coffee machine?

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I named my wifi “The Promised LAN” because it always connects, but occasionally leaves you wandering in the desert looking for a better signal.

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Toddlers will take your last nerve, deep fry it and eat it for breakfast.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has shared:

Nothing is worse than seeing a gorgeous girl that I’d never approach or stand a chance with and then finding out she has a boyfriend.

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Too poor for Ozempic but too undisciplined for strict diet and exercise. Is there a secret third option?

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I have poor night vision so I upgraded to LED headlights because it’s important to me to ensure nobody else can see either.

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Wish I came with subtitles because I mumble a lot.

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“I’d love to go to the moon” I said “but on a full moon day of course, no point going all that way when only half of it’s there”

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I would love to be the reason you look at your phone and smile. Then walk into a wall.

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Me every time I wake up: Oh no, not again!

Seen just now on Snapchat:

I’m starting to think the real hell is just being stuck in an infinite loop of self-doubt and bad life choices.

Going viral on Slack:

A gentleman always straightens out the vending machine after shaking it.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

You better pray to whatever god you serve that this email finds you before I do.

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The ways printers are like kids: Need feeding, are noisy and can’t function when offline.

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Thinking about quitting my job to focus on my girlfriend.

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But if I get tinted windows, how will people see me flipping them off?

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Donuts hug you from the inside.

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