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The invention of locks was a key turning point in history.

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The most productive species of beaver is the Eager.

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Who called it a shopaholic and not a boughtanist?

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You’re supposed to store a treasure in your cleavage that’s why it’s called a chest.

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Who called it an undertaker and not a host mortem?

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Isn’t it odd that “read” is pronounced like “lead”, while “read” is pronounced like “lead”?

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Is it still murder if they said, “Some other time,” but I thought they said smother time?

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Irregardless, for all intensive purposes, I could care less.

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If you like Christmas so much, why don’t you merry it?

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The place where you pour in the gas is the car’s gasshole.

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Vote for me, I’ll cut the alphabet in half.

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Why do guys named Timothy go by Tim when they could go by Moth?

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“Pre” means before, and “post” means after. Using both at the same time would be preposterous.

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Mike is short for Micycle.

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If you add orange juice to Jason Momoa, you get a Jason Mimosa.

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Did you know on the Canary Islands there is not one canary? And on the Virgin Isles? Same thing – not one canary there either!

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Grammar is important. It’s the difference between feeling your nuts and feeling you’re nuts.

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I hope whoever came up with the spelling for Wednesday was pudnished for their actions.

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I always preferred the English spelling of “diarrhea” which is “diarrhoea” because it really looks like you’ve lost control of your vowels.

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The first Saw movie should have been called Footloose.

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